# New Concepts for Law and Order Spinoffs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 26, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474 "2004-03-26T01:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/1 "2004-03-26T01:16:36Z")
So I’m sitting on the couch, enjoying a rare night of freedom. I flip to TNT, which is showing its nightly _Law and Order_ marathon. It occurs to me that I’d seen both episodes at least twice already. Airman and I came up with some fresh new concepts for spinoffs: [ul] [li]_Law and Order: Parking Enforcement_[/li][li]_Law and Order: Mattress Tag Squad_[/li][li]_Law and Order: Vandalism Detail_[/li][li]_Law and Order: Global Warming Division_[/li][/ul] And so forth. We came up with a lot more, but we’ll leave some for y’all. Any great, creative new ideas for spinoffs? Robin ---
**Author:** ![Wumpus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8c91f0/32.png) [@Wumpus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wumpus)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/2 "2004-03-26T01:34:35Z")
I’m waiting for the inevitable Law and Order: CSI. ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/3 "2004-03-26T01:40:14Z")
_Law and Order: OLBS_ (Overdue Library Book Squad) ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/4 "2004-03-26T01:47:33Z")
L&O: FRRTBRTS Law & Order: Failure to Rewind Rental Tapes Before Returning Them Squad ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/5 "2004-03-26T01:49:23Z")
(from my son) Law and Order : Criminals who give Indian Burns ---
**Author:** ![Leaper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4bbf92/32.png) [@Leaper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaper)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/6 "2004-03-26T02:10:07Z")
> [@MsRobyn](#): > > Airman and I came up with some fresh new concepts for spinoffs: > > [ul] > [li]_Law and Order: Parking Enforcement_[/li][/ul] [Not quite as fresh as the others.](http://snltranscripts.jt.org/01/01blawandorder.phtml) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![JDeMobray](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/85e7bf/32.png) [@JDeMobray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JDeMobray)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/7 "2004-03-26T02:15:18Z")
Yay! Nobody else has posted: _Law & Order: Elevator Inspector Unit_ yet! Go Family Guy! ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/8 "2004-03-26T02:15:32Z")
_Law & Order: SDMB_ ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/9 "2004-03-26T02:59:31Z")
_Law and Order: Bureau of Weights and Measures_ ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/10 "2004-03-26T03:08:41Z")
_Law & Order: SMBD_ ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/11 "2004-03-26T03:17:13Z")
_Law & Order: SNAFU_ And for all the hockey fans out there, and in light of the **13** suspensions this month alone… _Law & Order: NHL_ Of course, then you get… _Law & Order: NHLPA_ And both series get cancelled! ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/12 "2004-03-26T03:17:28Z")
_Law & Order: BDSM_ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/13 "2004-03-26T03:21:01Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by yours truly > Law & Order: SDMB_ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Amp > Law & Order: SMBD_ > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by Michael Ellis > Law & Order: BDSM_ At least one of you guys wasn’t paying attention. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/14 "2004-03-26T03:25:11Z")
_Law & Order: NCAA_ _Law & Order: NAACP_ ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/15 "2004-03-26T03:30:13Z")
_Law & Order: AD&D_ _Law & Order: BPRD_ _Law & Order: CHUD_ _Law & Order: The Far Side_ _Law & Order: The Far Side of the World_ _Law & Order: Gojira_ _Law & Order: LOTR_ _Law & Order: The Old Testament_ _Law & Order: STD_ _Law & Order: UFO_ _Law & Order: Anyhoo…_ ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/16 "2004-03-26T03:35:50Z")
_Law & Order: CCCP_ In Russia, offenders prosecute _you!_ _Law & Order: LOTR_ _Gollum:_ Hobbitses stole my precious! _Logan:_ Sure they did. Why don’t you tell us all about it tomorrow, after you’ve slept it off? _Gollum:_ _gollum gollum_ _Briscoe:_ Sounds like my ex-wife. On preview, I see **TOTBP** beat me to LotR. In revenge I offer: _Law & Order: TOTBP_ ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/17 "2004-03-26T04:04:02Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > On preview, I see **TOTBP** beat me to LotR. In revenge I offer: > > _Law & Order: TOTBP_ 😃 Thanks! How about… _Law & Order: Miller Time!_ … _Law & Order: 867-5309_ _Law & Order: AEIOU(Y)_ _Law & Order: Cops!_ _Law & Order: Doughnuts_ _Law & Order: MILF_ _Law & Order: Mr. T_ _Law & Order: The Passion_ _Law & Order: SCUBA_ _Law & Order: Scooby_ _Law & Order: Smurfs_ _Law & Order: The Musical_ (aka _Law & Order: Cop Rock_) _Law & Order: Anyhoo…_ ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/18 "2004-03-26T04:09:38Z")
Law and Order: Hall Monitor ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/19 "2004-03-26T04:28:13Z")
[I wrote a piece about a time-travelling version of Law and Order SVU](http://www.jollyroper.com/banter/spring02/svu.html) Warning: although this page is work-friendly, other pages on my site are not. Boy, are they not. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/20 "2004-03-26T04:43:08Z")
_Law & Order: Wal_Mart Security\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474.md?page=2)