# New Concepts for Law and Order Spinoffs **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 26, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474 "2004-03-26T01:16:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/21 "2004-03-26T05:02:16Z")
_Law & Order: RIAA_ This week: The “Kazaa” unit cracks down on Columbia University file traders. ---
**Author:** ![scotandrsn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@scotandrsn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scotandrsn)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/22 "2004-03-26T05:08:39Z")
Law and Order: SDMB "In the Straight Dope Justice System, the posters are served by two separate, yet equally important groups: the moderators who investigate inappropriate posts, and the administrators who ban the offenders. These are their stories…" (doink doink!) Greene: Something musta happened when the thread got moved from MPSIMS to Great Debates. Look at this mess: innuendo, invective, no cites for a damn thing said. Wild, outlandish assertions without any kind of reference to reality! Briscoe: Looks like a post by Aldebaran and Milum’s love child! ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/23 "2004-03-26T05:21:06Z")
\*\*Law & Order \*\* Toilet Patrol. Punishing those who pee on the seat. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/24 "2004-03-26T05:22:28Z")
Law & Order: Girls Gone Wild Law & Order: Spring Break Cancun Law & Order: Pick up your pet’s poop patrol. ---
**Author:** ![stringy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/919ad9/32.png) [@stringy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stringy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/25 "2004-03-26T05:32:08Z")
I think I read at Fametracker a year or two ago about a suggested “Law & Order: Special Vampire Unit”, as a replacement for when Buffy ended. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/26 "2004-03-26T06:01:07Z")
This fall, on NBC…some crimes are and affront to decency, to morality, to humanity. But coming in September, _Queer Eye’s_ Carson Kressley wil deal with crimes…against taste. Carson: Freeze! You’re under arrest for wearing a peacoat without a skullcap! Up against the wall and spread 'em! \ With Ted Allen as his no-nonsense boss, watch the gritty reality of bad fashion making victims of us all! Ted: Let it go man, we couldn’t get him this time! Carson: And let him roam the streets…in a denim leisure suit? The thought makes me sick! \ _Law & Order: Fashion Police_ coming this fall…only NBC! ---
**Author:** ![ddgryphon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8c91f0/32.png) [@ddgryphon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ddgryphon)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/27 "2004-03-26T06:44:29Z")
Law and Order: CBP (Creatively Bankrupt Productions) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/28 "2004-03-26T06:51:10Z")
_That 70s Law & Order: Kelso & Hutch_ _Law & Order: Miami Vice_ _Lawler & Order: WWE_ _Law & Order: Girls on Trampolines_ _Law & Order: Monkey Patrol_ _Law and Pork Her: SEX_ ---
**Author:** ![epepke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9de0a6/32.png) [@epepke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/epepke)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/29 "2004-03-26T07:20:23Z")
Come on. You could probably edit an episode of _Barney Miller,_ and as long as you put the off-key “Dunt Dunnnn” and some cheesy white text at the bottom, it would be indistinguishable. ---
**Author:** ![Earthworm\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f07891/32.png) [@Earthworm\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earthworm_Jim)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/30 "2004-03-26T13:01:36Z")
_Law & Order: AARP_ If one person could do it alone… _Law & Order: While you were out_ Cops convince loved ones to leave the house for a couple of days while they perform raids. I’d love to see the “reveals” for this show 🙂 _Law & Order: DCU_ Dry Cleaning Unit - focuses on the oft-overlooked drama of the dry cleaners who work non-stop to make sure cops uniforms are crisp and heavily starched. ---
**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/31 "2004-03-26T16:01:08Z")
Now that they have so many L&O spinoffs, and especially if they add the above ones, they’ll be ready for… **LAW AND ORDER: _Internal Affairs_** Watch the main characters as they investigate the shenanigans from all of the other shows. And how about… **LAW AND ORDER: _Reality TV Squad_** “We’re booking you on a 3-5-7. Running another reality TV show without any frelling originality!” Watch the two combine to bust the actors on: **LAW AND ORDER: _COPS_** Enough said. (Actually, too much said.) Oh, and to **Wumpus** – Be careful what you wish for. I seem to recall that either L&O is spinning off a CSI type of show, or CSI is spinning off one set in New York. I can’t remember which. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/32 "2004-03-26T16:10:43Z")
> [@NE Texan](#): > > Oh, and to **Wumpus** – Be careful what you wish for. I seem to recall that either L&O is spinning off a CSI type of show, or CSI is spinning off one set in New York. I can’t remember which. The latter. They just signed Melina Kmumblemumble of “Providence” as one of the leads. ---
**Author:** ![HelenGawn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@HelenGawn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HelenGawn)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/33 "2004-03-26T16:54:54Z")
Arson investigation: _Law & Order: Extra Crispy_ ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2004, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/34 "2004-03-26T17:22:36Z")
**Law & Order: PTVSEU** L&O: Pointless TV Series Extensions Unit - policing the airwaves to prevent inappropriate Spin-offs and Franchising of… never mind. ---
**Author:** ![Beauty\_Personified](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Beauty\_Personified](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beauty_Personified)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/35 "2004-03-27T07:04:28Z")
Has anyone mentioned _Law & Order: SUV_? That’s what I call _SVU_ half the time. 🙂 I’m sure a lot of you have now heard, Jerry Orbach is leaving _Law & Order_ (the original) after 12 seasons. However, he may be moving to another _L&O_ series. (Get the poor man off his feet. He deserves a desk job and a nice raise.) That said, maybe the next series will simply be… _Law & Order: Briscoe_ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![audit1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@audit1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audit1)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/36 "2004-03-27T12:53:31Z")
Take old episodes of Law and Order, add a commentary track by people in the foreground and get **Law and order: MST3k** ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/37 "2004-03-27T17:19:30Z")
_Law & Order: WMD_ - Them bastiges have gotta be here somewhere… ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2004, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/38 "2004-03-27T17:21:47Z")
> [@Balle\_M](#): > > _Law & Order: WMD_ - Them bastiges have gotta be here somewhere… Oh for God’s sake…how about L&E _SPELLING_ squad… ---
**Author:** ![KeithT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e47774/32.png) [@KeithT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KeithT)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/39 "2004-03-28T01:16:48Z")
**Law and Order: IANAL** **Law and Order: Mayberry** ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/40 "2004-03-29T03:46:11Z")
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