# New Concepts for Law and Order Spinoffs

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 26, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474 "2004-03-26T01:16:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/41 "2004-03-29T04:47:09Z")

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Well, if there’s to be yet another spinoff, it has to be:

_Law & Order: Electric Boogaloo_

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/42 "2004-03-29T04:57:05Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> _Law & Order: LOTR_
> 
> _Gollum:_ Hobbitses stole my precious!  
> _Logan:_ Sure they did. Why don’t you tell us all about it tomorrow, after you’ve slept it off?  
> _Gollum:_ _gollum gollum_  
> _Briscoe:_ Sounds like my ex-wife.

I’d watch it.

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/43 "2004-03-29T04:57:57Z")

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Howzabout _Revenge of Law & Order_?

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/44 "2004-03-29T06:05:21Z")

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_Law & Order: TMI_

In the opening of the pilot, there’s a great wisecrack made when detectives find a toothbrush protruding from a DB’s bottom.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/45 "2004-03-29T06:12:13Z")

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_Law & Order: Prison Justice_

_Law & Order Doggystyle: Snoop’s Upside Yo’ Head_

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**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/46 "2004-03-29T07:24:50Z")

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_Law and Order: Heart of Texas_  
Each episode is about 25 minutes long, with commercials, and ends with an execution.

_Law and Order: Supernatural Defence Unit_  
Basically _Witch Hunter Robin_, with a token African-American guy. And a lower SFX budget.

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/47 "2004-03-29T14:17:04Z")

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_Law and Order: Special Assistance Needed_

The detectives investigate perps who abuse the RING FOR SERVICE buttons at Lowe’s.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/48 "2004-03-29T18:53:27Z")

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Law and Order: Trading Spaces

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**Author:** ![The\_Batman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@The\_Batman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Batman)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/49 "2004-03-29T23:08:32Z")

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I can’t belive this one hasn’t been mentioned after 40+ posts.

Law & Order: FBI (Federal Bikini Inspector)

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**Author:** ![Murcielago](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Murcielago](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Murcielago)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-concepts-for-law-and-order-spinoffs/236474/50 "2004-03-29T23:32:54Z")

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_Law & Order: Pitchmen_

I have seen both Schiff and McCoy selling financial services, today I saw an ad where Kragen was promoting some kind of gold investment.

(Yes, I watch the money channels. Mostly because I have a thing for Maria Bartiromo).

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