# new crayon colors **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 22, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260 "2003-07-22T23:16:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![purgepro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e68b1a/32.png) [@purgepro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purgepro)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/1 "2003-07-22T23:16:31Z")
How about some new colors for crayons? I submit “Fade to Black” and “It ain’t easy being Green”. So we have a box of 64 to fill. ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2003, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/2 "2003-07-22T23:25:01Z")
Soylent Green Redneck Blue Lagoon Yellow Snow ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/3 "2003-07-23T00:12:28Z")
Pink collar pink Blue-plate special blue ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/4 "2003-07-23T00:21:17Z")
Blue Balls Pink-o Commie Orange You Glad I Didn’t Say Banana ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/5 "2003-07-23T01:46:50Z")
Moldy Orange ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/6 "2003-07-23T02:19:38Z")
It seems all my ideas are one of two categories. **Bodily Fluids** : Baby Shit Green Semen Menstuation Ear Wax and **Rock Bands** , Pink Floyd Blue Oyster Cult Black Sabbeth Green Day Moody Blues Crimson King White Snake with the possible exception of my favorite: Michael Jackson White. And I’d like to say that I really like **Mr. Blue Sky** ’s Pink-o Commie. That was a good one. ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/7 "2003-07-23T02:32:20Z")
- Liposuction Fat Yellow - Dried Cat Faeces White **SMDB Colo(u)rs** - Mr. Blue Sky - Orange Skinner Others? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/8 "2003-07-23T02:41:40Z")
Tittie pink Blue moon Ass white Hot Lips purple Cum Stain yellow Beer Bottle brown Boil green (the sore) Bad Oyster grey Envy green Chinese red North Pole blue Nut Sack brown Sunburn crimson Bar Fight blue Skid Mark brown Toe Jam green Bad Trip magenta Pissed Off red Love (is) blue Dog Dick red Placenta crimson Hair Ball grey Road Kill Filled With Maggots grey … LOL :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/9 "2003-07-23T06:58:50Z")
**more SMBD Colours** : Well, that I can think of, and from paying attention in the threads I’ve read tonight, there’s: \*\*white rabbit Violet Grey Ruby Honey True Blue Jack Greywolf74 Blackeyes DeepPurple butrscotch Hazel-rah HeartOfGold Silentgoldfish The Man with the Golden Gun Green Bean green\_bladder jaade Green Dragon Red\_dragon60 QuickSilver Scarlett67 BraheSilver Blonde maleinblack PurplePerson MoodIndigo1, **and** Olive, The Other Reindeer \*\* [sub]Just for the hell of it, I also did a partial user-name search for the word “orange” and apparently, I’m the only orange anything. [/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/10 "2003-07-23T07:47:08Z")
Yellow Submarine Couple more **SDMB Colours** : \*\*Minty green Rubystreak White Lightning chestnutmare \*\* _and that should have been \*\*Greywolf_73\*\*\* in my last post. ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/11 "2003-07-23T07:54:34Z")
Wish my name could be a color, but who want want to use the color “MeatBeats” sigh ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Captain\_Gutgore\_Blooddrink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Gutgore_Blooddrink)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/12 "2003-07-23T07:56:43Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Filthy Beast of Meat and Hair \* > \*\*Wish my name could be a color, but who want want to use the color “MeatBeats” > > sigh \*\* Dear god…what a typo…now I’ll never show my face on the board again. At least I know what kind of color MeatBeast is now… MeatBeast :smack: ---
**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/13 "2003-07-23T10:14:09Z")
Tom Green Lorne Greene Barry White Clint Black Lisa Hartman Black ---
**Author:** ![j\_sum1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8baadc/32.png) [@j\_sum1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j_sum1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/14 "2003-07-23T10:16:25Z")
Menin Black Orin Jade ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 10:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/15 "2003-07-23T10:19:21Z")
Used Tampon Suppository(an clear crayon to create gloss) ---
**Author:** ![Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@Bad\_News\_Baboon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bad_News_Baboon)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/16 "2003-07-23T10:23:43Z")
In regards to Straight dope colors, I do NOT want to be around to hear this: Mommy, Mommy! My favorite colours are **Anal Scury** and **Spooje**! ---
**Author:** ![dwc1970](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a183cd/32.png) [@dwc1970](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dwc1970)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/17 "2003-07-23T13:56:36Z")
While we’re on SDMB colors, it would be remiss to not have a Grapist Purple crayon. Some others: Diarrhea brown Mucus yellow Cheese mold ---
**Author:** ![Terrorcotta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dbc845/32.png) [@Terrorcotta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrorcotta)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/18 "2003-07-23T14:10:55Z")
Maybe colors to match the new Bertie Bot’s Every Flavor Bean? (Terror! Did you color in the bear with ‘Eeewwwww?’) ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/19 "2003-07-23T14:58:02Z")
Crayon colours I’d like to see: _Invisible Pink_ (so that the kids at the Church of IPU Sunday school can draw pictures of the Invisible Pink Unicorn) _Fear_ (I imagine this colour as being somewhere between brown and yellow). _Bird Poo_ _The Sky On Your Planet_ _Transparent_ ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-crayon-colors/190260/20 "2003-07-24T02:21:32Z")
Yall are crazy. Good. **Pink Slip Blue Balls Skidmark**