# New Deal Democrat and his views on race **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [March 21, 2011, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492 "2011-03-21T18:47:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/201 "2011-03-24T20:59:46Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > Admit it: you’re secretly behind the people behind rap music and gay cowboy movies. The single (unintentionally) funniest bit of racist accusations I’ve seen in the last decade was a political-style cartoon that asserted, essentially, that Jews are responsible for gangster rap. Which promotes race-mixing to whites, while the Jews keep their strong, cunning and conniving bloodline pure. (said cartoon actually had the tagline of “Should you really let your kids spend so much time with The Electric Jew”, referring to television) ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/202 "2011-03-24T21:03:11Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > The Electric Jew Now that would make a cool custom title… [Seems your recollection is pretty much accurate, too](http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:The_Electric_Jew) ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/203 "2011-03-24T21:10:19Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > Now that would make a cool custom title… > [Seems your recollection is pretty much accurate, too](http://encyclopediadramatica.com/User:The_Electric_Jew) That’s the one. It’s the stars-of-david in the eyes that really push it right over the top. That and the rap artist on Finklestein Label. I would, however, love to hear a Jonathan Coulton cover of “it’s all pink inside” (to go with “baby got back”). P.S. Lest anyone wonder about the provenance, my (Jewish) wife collects anti-Jewish propaganda for the humor value. ---
**Author:** ![monstro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba9def/32.png) [@monstro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monstro)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/204 "2011-03-24T23:10:30Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I never knew grape soda was a Negro thing. I used to like grape soda when I was a kid. I better do some geneology research fast! > > And the neck swivel thing… How do you do that? Can White people learn if they practice enough, or is to all genetic? I think genes can help, but a great deal amount of it is learned. I know this because, like I said, I have Scary Negro Syndrome (SNS), but I cannot do the neck swivel thing. Probably because the little bit of Scots-Irish in my genetic heritage has watered down my pure African stock. It reveals itself whenever I hesitate clapping on the 2 and 4, which is totally unnatural for a black person. That damn miscegnation. Messed everything up. Now I’m about to eat some fried chicken. I’m in the mood to get my gun and shoot all the whiteys I see. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/205 "2011-03-24T23:15:06Z")
There’s that miscegnation flaw coming out again. You’re supposed to get a **shot** gun and kill all the whiteys you see. [Cite](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGBw8jS3sMw) ---
**Author:** ![Apollyon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/apollyon/32/4238_2.png) [@Apollyon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Apollyon)\ **Post date:** [March 24, 2011, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/206 "2011-03-24T23:51:08Z")
> [@monstro](#): > > I know when I get just the right amout of fried chicken and grape soda in me, I always go on a wild killing spree. I also drop several IQ points and spontaneously produce out-of-wedlock babies, like in Gremlins… You’ve been eating your fried chicken after midnight and spilling the grape soda on yourself again?! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/207 "2011-03-25T00:15:50Z")
> [@New\_Deal\_Democrat](#): > > Charles Murray has suggested that affirmative action is one of the reasons most white Americans have lost confidence in the government. If they have a complex problem, need to work with a civil servant to solve it, and are assigned a black civil servant, they discover that the black civil servant has a great deal of difficulty working on the problem. So if they hire enough of them to work at the IRS, I can claim my cats as dependents and they’ll never figure it out? Cool! ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/208 "2011-03-25T01:04:35Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > P.S. Lest anyone wonder about the provenance, my (Jewish) wife collects anti-Jewish propaganda for the humor value. See, there is some real benefit in the finer types of racist nonsense. Not the meeley mouthed “Well, let’s investigate Jews in the government just in case they are secretly plotting to betray us all, I’m Just Asking Questions here becuase you have to be concerned about Dual Loyalty” stuff, I mean the full out, balls to the wall, racist-and-proud-of-it stuff. You read the news, and it’s news about economic hardship in America, Europe, Africa, Asia… it’s about AIDS or cancer or fucking bird flu, it’s about New York and L.A. and Texas cutting teaching jobs and not being able to properly educate their children, it’s about transfat killing us and melting ice caps and burning rain forests. You read the racists ramblings, and you find out that Jews are the smartest, shrewdest, most ruthless and powerful people on the entire planet and you have a real chance to get in on the ground floor of plot to control virtually any nation or industry you could want. And that’s some good news. ---
**Author:** ![Zeriel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/58956e/32.png) [@Zeriel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeriel)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/209 "2011-03-25T02:17:56Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > You read the racists ramblings, and you find out that Jews are the smartest, shrewdest, most ruthless and powerful people on the entire planet and you have a real chance to get in on the ground floor of plot to control virtually any nation or industry you could want. And that’s some good news. Yeah, but if I read the racist rantings, all _I_ am gonna do is say ommmm and shave my head. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/210 "2011-03-25T02:40:50Z")
> [@FinnAgain](#): > > You read the racists ramblings, and you find out that Jews are the smartest, shrewdest, most ruthless and powerful people on the entire planet and you have a real chance to get in on the ground floor of plot to control virtually any nation or industry you could want. Oh yeah? If you guys are so smart and shrewd, how come we’re the ones race-mixing with Selita Ebanks and Zoe Saldana while you guys are keeping your strong, cunning and conniving bloodline pure? ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/211 "2011-03-25T02:55:41Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Yeah, but if I read the racist rantings, all _I_ am gonna do is say ommmm and shave my head. Excellent. _Excellent._ It’s all going according to plan. > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Oh yeah? If you guys are so smart and shrewd, how come we’re the ones race-mixing with Selita Ebanks and Zoe Saldana while you guys are keeping your strong, cunning and conniving bloodline pure? Oh, we race mix and such, but since the children aren’t pureblood Jews we sacrifice them and use their blood to make matzah. We get the benefits of hot, taboo sex and the magical powers that come with consuming gentile blood. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/212 "2011-03-25T05:19:17Z")
> [@New\_Deal\_Democrat](#): > > Charles Murray has suggested that affirmative action is one of the reasons most white Americans have lost confidence in the government. If they have a complex problem, need to work with a civil servant to solve it, and are assigned a black civil servant, they discover that the black civil servant has a great deal of difficulty working on the problem. Charles Murray is also a racist. Almost everyone I know who has negative impressions about government can point to politicians (almost all of whom are white) as the source of their loss of confidence in government. I only brought up the entire affirmative action and Asians/Jews because I wanted to point out that noone seems to have problems with trying to cap the number of Asians and Jews in really good schools, they only seem to be focused on keeping blacks and hispanics out. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/213 "2011-03-25T05:25:30Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > The single (unintentionally) funniest bit of racist accusations I’ve seen in the last decade was a political-style cartoon that asserted, essentially, that Jews are responsible for gangster rap. Which promotes race-mixing to whites, while the Jews keep their strong, cunning and conniving bloodline pure. > > (said cartoon actually had the tagline of “Should you really let your kids spend so much time with The Electric Jew”, referring to television) I’d never heard the phrase “electric Jew” before. Now when someone looks down their nose at me because I have a 64" TV and claim they don’t watch TV, I can ask them if they don’t watch TV because they are racists. ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/214 "2011-03-25T05:30:56Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > I never knew grape soda was a Negro thing. I used to like grape soda when I was a kid. I better do some geneology research fast! > > And the neck swivel thing… How do you do that? Can White people learn if they practice enough, or is to all genetic? I loved grape soda growing up My favorite character from “Good Times” was Dwayne Wayne because he drank grape soda …hey HEY hey ---
**Author:** ![Damuri\_Ajashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/898d66/32.png) [@Damuri\_Ajashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Damuri_Ajashi)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/215 "2011-03-25T05:35:38Z")
> [@Zeriel](#): > > Yeah, but if I read the racist rantings, all _I_ am gonna do is say ommmm and shave my head. I have a friend who believes that the its the Rabbinical culture of the Jews and the Confucian culture of East Asians that have created the sort of social values that lead to the concentration of academic achievement in those two cultures. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/216 "2011-03-25T06:24:56Z")
> [@Damuri\_Ajashi](#): > > My favorite character from “Good Times” was Dwayne Wayne because he drank grape soda > …hey HEY hey See, now you’re dissing black culture. _Good Times_ had J.J. Evans (Jimmie Walker) whose catch-phrase was “Dyn-o-mite”. Dwayne Wayne (Kadeem Hardison) was on _A Different World_. Dwayne Nelson (Haywood Nelson) was on _What’s Happening!!_ and his catch-phrase was “hey HEY hey hey”. Fat Albert’s catchphrase was “hey HEY hey”. And the guy who drank grape soda was Radar O’Reilly (Gary Burghoff) on _MASH_. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/217 "2011-03-25T06:50:43Z")
Wheels within wheels. ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/218 "2011-03-25T07:02:33Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Dwayne Nelson (Haywood Nelson) was on _What’s Happening!!_ and his catch-phrase was “hey HEY hey hey”. See, now you’re dissing knowledge. There were only three “heys” in Nelson’s catch phrase. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 8:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/219 "2011-03-25T08:41:43Z")
> [@Starving\_Artist](#): > > See, now you’re dissing knowledge. There were only three “heys” in Nelson’s catch phrase. I got my information from an unimpeachable source. Well, okay, I got it from [Wikipedia](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/What%27s_Happening!!). But honestly, I tried watching an actual episode of _What’s Happening!!_ and my brain started weeping. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [March 25, 2011, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492/220 "2011-03-25T08:58:47Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > my brain started weeping. Ah, so Phase 1 of Jew Vision is working. After that your brain starts bleeding and you start race mixing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-deal-democrat-and-his-views-on-race/575492.md?page=12)