# New Diplomacy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279 "2002-11-23T00:59:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/281 "2003-02-21T23:50:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Abe Babe \*  
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> The Noob game definitely has the best smack talk going around, though. \*\*

We talk big in an effort to disguise the huge errors we are making all over the place.

And for what it’s worth, i’m enjoying keeping tabs on 1099 more than Minime.

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/282 "2003-02-22T00:22:17Z")

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How many tabs can you keep on a game thats had all of one turn?

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/283 "2003-02-22T00:26:24Z")

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i was including the aborted first game and the problems that occured - certainly interesting reading.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/284 "2003-02-22T00:42:48Z")

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I think it’s only fair to point out that it’s not quite sporting to compare the intensity of the fighting between a game that’s just finished 1903 and a game that’s just started 1901.

Hey you all. Check out that minime website and _get heckling_. I just [criticized your performance as Turkey mercilessly](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&postid=3029591#post3029591) in the 1092 thread, **garius**. I wanna see you respond in kind!

And you, **Wikkit**! You think just because you’re participating in a game now your responsibilities as a kibbitzer are over? Not so!

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/285 "2003-02-22T00:58:31Z")

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fair enough - i’ll try and respond in kind - but it will have to wait until tomorrow. its 1am here and i need my beauty sleep! 😉

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/286 "2003-02-22T01:20:47Z")

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> \*Originally posted by White Lightning \*  
> **And you, Wikkit! You think just because you’re participating in a game now your responsibilities as a kibbitzer are over? Not so!**

1. Yes it does. and 2) I got criticized for commenting, so I’ll just wait for endgame(s).

Plus, the definition of kibbitz is “v : make unwanted and intrusive comments”, so there’s not a whole lot of motivation there.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/287 "2003-02-24T16:16:58Z")

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Orders are due in a little over 30 hours for the Mini-Me game.

With this long dip period, let’s see some _stabbin’!_

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/288 "2003-02-24T16:46:12Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Wikkit \*  
> \*\*1) Yes it does. and 2) I got criticized for commenting, so I’ll just wait for endgame(s).
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> Plus, the definition of kibbitz is “v : make unwanted and intrusive comments”, so there’s not a whole lot of motivation there. \*\*

Wow, one little criticism and you fold like a cheap deck chair? Why can’t I have enemies like you?

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/289 "2003-02-24T17:10:43Z")

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That’s the speaking softly part. Wait 'till you see the size of the stick.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/290 "2003-02-24T17:16:56Z")

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Must. Not. Touch. That.

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**Author:** ![Wikkit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c0e974/32.png) [@Wikkit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wikkit)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/291 "2003-02-24T17:27:54Z")

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Coinicdenally, I also have a ten foot pole, excellent for not touching a wide variety of things. Just $10.99 + S&H.

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/292 "2003-02-24T17:31:42Z")

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I have an eleven foot pole, built specifically for those things which one would not consider touching with a ten foot pole. Not to say that a ten foot stick is not impressive.

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/293 "2003-02-24T18:57:45Z")

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Stick it, you jokers

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/294 "2003-02-24T20:13:32Z")

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Stretch Pulaski. Tallest guy I ever saw.

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**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/295 "2003-02-24T20:35:17Z")

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I keep forgetting that I’m in this game.

Who are my allies again?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/296 "2003-02-24T20:48:38Z")

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FYI, I seem to be having trouble with my email account for this game and I haven’t recieved any emails since the winter adjudication. If you’ve tried to contact me and haven’t received a reply, my appoligies and I’ll be getting a mass email out with a alternate email address here shortly. Once you’ve gotten it please shoot me a copy of any messages I’ve missed, thanks.

And sadly, depending on the feedback I get I may end up needing a 24 hour delay. Sorry for the continued hassle with Mini-Me, I guess everyone takes a turn lousing things up, eh?

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**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/297 "2003-02-24T21:01:03Z")

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I’m one of those who hasn’t gotten a reply from you…

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**Author:** ![ppg\_shg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f19dbf/32.png) [@ppg\_shg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ppg_shg)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/298 "2003-02-24T21:32:33Z")

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I no longer remember which game this is. Minime? 1099? World Tourney?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [February 24, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/299 "2003-02-24T22:15:49Z")

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This is only a problem with Mini-Me.

FYI, I just sent out a email from my other account to all of you. I’m pretty sure I used the email address that you’d all been using for this game, so please check it and let me know you got it and hopefully we can catch-up on any missed discussions and resume our unifed quest to conquer the continent :).

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**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\
**Post date:** [February 25, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-diplomacy/138279/300 "2003-02-25T03:38:29Z")

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Per the Omnirequestometer. An extension has been granted for Spring orders until Thursday at 5 p.m.

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