# New Doper Buddy thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 31, 2004, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920 "2004-01-31T15:12:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/21 "2004-02-01T20:18:54Z")

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> [@dantheman](#):
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> **misstee** , you slut. I thought I was the only one! My confidence and self-esteem have now been crushed, and I’ll be forced to burrow under the frozen ground like a hopped-up groundhog to escape the madness.

I can have more doper buddies. I didn’t know you cared so much about being the only one. I always thought the more the merrier.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/22 "2004-02-01T20:20:09Z")

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> [@misstee](#):
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> I can have more doper buddies. I didn’t know you cared so much about being the only one. I always thought the more the merrier.

Curses! I was looking forward to burrowing. 😃

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**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/23 "2004-02-01T22:24:50Z")

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> [@dutchboy208](#):
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> I don’t have one ☹
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> **AngelicGemma** is the closest I’ve got, I think.

I feel so loved! 🙂

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/24 "2004-02-01T23:45:50Z")

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I live with another Doper, so if anything happened to me, I think he’d notice. If it weren’t for him, maybe a couple people in the chat room might note my absence.

\*\*Vivalostwages \*\* might, as well. She emails me occasionally and I get mail from her almost weekly.

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/25 "2004-02-01T23:52:13Z")

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I have in my will that **Ukulele Ike** is to be informed of my lamentable demise, and that he lobby for a memorial smiley (one glaring through a lorgnette and going, “well _really!_”).

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**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\
**Post date:** [February 1, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/26 "2004-02-01T23:57:27Z")

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> [@Wikkit](#):
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> No one ever tells me anything.

I missed it, too!

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/27 "2004-02-02T06:34:35Z")

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I live with one doper - **Leechboy** and at times in the past when he and I have both been busy (having a baby and all) **Thylacine** has kept the dope updated for us.

Wonder if she will be our doper buddy if I ask nice?

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/28 "2004-02-02T06:36:36Z")

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I would probably also notice if some of the posters I keep in touch with went missing in action for a while. Just might not think to find out why until it is too late though.

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**Author:** ![percypercy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@percypercy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/percypercy)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/29 "2004-02-02T06:41:14Z")

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I don’t have a doper buddy either.  
-Lil

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 9:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/30 "2004-02-02T09:02:50Z")

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I should get myself a Doper Buddy.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/31 "2004-02-02T11:39:53Z")

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I don’t have one, but to be honest I don’t think I’d want one.

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**Author:** ![Dinaroozie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Dinaroozie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinaroozie)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/32 "2004-02-02T12:26:45Z")

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I guess technically that’d be **morgs** , my brother. None that I’ve actually met on the boards, though.

~ Isaac

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/33 "2004-02-02T12:34:26Z")

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Don’t have a single buddy, I’m super shy girl. Anyway, it’s not like anyone would actually miss me. 😛

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/34 "2004-02-02T12:43:54Z")

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I have got several of my RL friends to sign up to the SDMB. They’d do the biz if I popped my clogs FWIW anyway.

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**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/35 "2004-02-02T14:53:40Z")

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I don’t even have a Real Life buddy. I’m between social groups at the moment.

Come to think of it, **Seige’** was looking for an excuse for her and me to exchange phone numbers.

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**Author:** ![mlerose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/43a26b/32.png) [@mlerose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlerose)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/36 "2004-02-02T16:27:17Z")

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I don’t have one either. Been here two and a half years.

There are about 3 dopers who don’t post regularly that I know from another board. But probably nobody on SDMB would miss me anyhow.

That’s what you get when you’re a mostly-lurker, I guess.

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**Author:** ![Angel\_Heart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Angel\_Heart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angel_Heart)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/37 "2004-02-02T17:03:19Z")

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_Takes her seat at table 9_

Another buddy-less Doper here.

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**Author:** ![Thylacine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thylacine/32/1143_2.png) [@Thylacine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thylacine)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/38 "2004-02-02T21:25:32Z")

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> [@leechbabe](#):
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> **Thylacine** has kept the dope updated for us.
> 
> Wonder if she will be our doper buddy if I ask nice?

I thought I already was.

I assumed you were mine.

Do we need a contract?

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**Author:** ![leechbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@leechbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leechbabe)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/39 "2004-02-02T22:37:02Z")

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> [@Thylacine](#):
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> Do we need a contract?

Yep!

Signed in blood. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Darwins\_Finch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darwins_finch/32/20304_2.png) [@Darwins\_Finch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darwins_Finch)\
**Post date:** [February 2, 2004, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-buddy-thread/226920/40 "2004-02-02T22:54:29Z")

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I suspect no one would even notice, much less care, if I were to “suddenly” disappear from the boards as a result of my demise (or any other reason, really).

[David Lee Roth]I-I-I-I-I ain’t got no b-u-u-u-u-ddy![/DLR]

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