# New doper on the rise **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 15, 2008, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812 "2008-11-15T04:08:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Hi\_Neighbor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hi_neighbor/32/494_2.png) [@Hi\_Neighbor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hi_Neighbor)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/21 "2008-11-20T20:58:31Z")
Hello. I hope you stay more active on this board than I have. At the moment, I’m at 0.10 posts per day. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/22 "2008-11-20T20:59:46Z")
Hello there, cake or death? ---
**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/23 "2008-11-20T21:00:54Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Hello there, cake or death? He is diabetic so that isn’t really a fair choice for him…could he perhaps choose between death and diet coke?😛 ---
**Author:** ![Illuminatiprimus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/illuminatiprimus/32/11520_2.png) [@Illuminatiprimus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Illuminatiprimus)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/24 "2008-11-20T21:05:05Z")
> [@pbbth](#): > > He is diabetic so that isn’t really a fair choice for him…could he perhaps choose between death and diet coke?😛 So basically in “cake or death” it’s kind of the same difference? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/25 "2008-11-20T21:19:39Z")
Hello Wraine. Be welcome. Enjoy your stay. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/26 "2008-11-20T21:22:23Z")
> [@Wraine](#): > > Greetings all! I am a new doper, I am dating **pbbth** … I, and many other members, I’m sure, would very much like to hear you pronounce “pbbth”. Welcome anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Hockey\_Monkey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Hockey\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hockey_Monkey)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/27 "2008-11-20T22:08:39Z")
You are very lucky to know **pbbth**. Welcome to the Dope. You can check out anytime you like, but you can never leave! Mwuhahhahaaahahhahaaaaa! ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/28 "2008-11-20T22:11:24Z")
Welcome! ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/29 "2008-11-20T22:22:56Z")
Someone link this poor soul to death blimp and the dissertations of Sampiro. I’m not at my regular computer right now so I don’t have them handy. **pbbth** will just have to manage without his company for a few weeks while he gets caught up. But I suppose he should start with the [cooler of evil](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=177712). ---
**Author:** ![Southern\_Yankee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/southern_yankee/32/2800_2.png) [@Southern\_Yankee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Southern_Yankee)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2008, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812/30 "2008-11-20T22:25:38Z")
Welcome. Are you made of chocolate, by any chance? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doper-on-the-rise/472812.md?page=1)