# New DoperPET (yes, pictures; no, not a kitteh)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 21, 2018, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289 "2018-02-21T19:19:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/21 "2018-02-21T22:37:40Z")

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I’m not very good with names, but what beautiful, dramatic coloring, and that cute little baby snake face. ::squee::

ETA: A zookeeper friend has large snakes and feeds them frozen rats (yes, there’s such a thing, don’t ask about when the power went out for three days), what does a little guy like this eat?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/22 "2018-02-21T22:59:47Z")

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The Great Cornholio

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**Author:** ![snfaulkner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snfaulkner/32/433_2.png) [@snfaulkner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snfaulkner)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/23 "2018-02-21T23:00:33Z")

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Legs  
Fluffy  
Funzo

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**Author:** ![Eureka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/74df32/32.png) [@Eureka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eureka)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/24 "2018-02-21T23:25:00Z")

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What a cutie!

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**Author:** ![bibliophage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bibliophage/32/7615_2.png) [@bibliophage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bibliophage)\
**Post date:** [February 21, 2018, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/25 "2018-02-21T23:29:36Z")

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Oranjello.

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**Author:** ![janis\_and\_c0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janis_and_c0/32/21_2.png) [@janis\_and\_c0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/janis_and_c0)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/26 "2018-02-22T01:21:52Z")

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Cornelius? (see what I did there?) He’s very spiffy, BTW!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/27 "2018-02-22T01:34:30Z")

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Kandy

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/28 "2018-02-22T01:53:47Z")

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He looks like a Chester (or Cheeto).

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**Author:** ![Kropotkin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kropotkin/32/18045_2.png) [@Kropotkin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kropotkin)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/29 "2018-02-22T02:07:02Z")

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I pusillanimously submit, “Snake! Run!”

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**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/30 "2018-02-22T02:11:58Z")

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Plissken

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**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/31 "2018-02-22T02:14:50Z")

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> [@blondebear](#):
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> Plissken

I was going to chime in with the others that have suggested Smaug, but when I saw this I thought “Yes!”

I second Plissken.😛

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/32 "2018-02-22T02:17:37Z")

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Angel. The markings on his head look like an angel, with a sort of v-shped neckline, and the wings above his shoulders.

Also, he has fangs.

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**Author:** ![Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eyebrows_0f_doom/32/3119_2.png) [@Eyebrows\_0f\_Doom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eyebrows_0f_Doom)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/33 "2018-02-22T05:06:44Z")

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Aw he’s cute!

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**Author:** ![Sveltington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ab097/32.png) [@Sveltington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sveltington)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/34 "2018-02-22T12:08:41Z")

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Flake or Fritter  
Very cute snake; now I want a snake.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/35 "2018-02-22T12:14:15Z")

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Cecil Adams

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/36 "2018-02-22T13:36:33Z")

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On his aquarium you simply _must_ hang a sign that says “The Corn Crib”.

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**Author:** ![Kron](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kron/32/12444_2.png) [@Kron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kron)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/37 "2018-02-22T16:36:56Z")

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My ball python is named “Snakey-Snake”, not to be confused with my OTHER ball python named “Snakey-Snake”, neither of which is related to the rats both named “Ratty-Rat” (to me, anyway- my wife has other names for them).

But beyond that, I’ll third “Plissken”.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/38 "2018-02-22T16:44:43Z")

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> [@Helena330](#):
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> I’m not very good with names, but what beautiful, dramatic coloring, and that cute little baby snake face. ::squee::
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> ETA: A zookeeper friend has large snakes and feeds them frozen rats (yes, there’s such a thing, don’t ask about when the power went out for three days), what does a little guy like this eat?

Pinkies e.g. newborn or day-old mice. Which you can buy frozen, too, in any quantity you like!

Nerdy facts: Corn snakes can eat very small eggs, and hunt lizards and similar sized prey in the wild, too, in addition to raiding mouse and bird nests.

Since I already maintain a small breeding population of rodents called African soft-furred rats, to feed my existing ball python, obtaining pinkies is trivially easy for me, and they’re only very slightly larger than mice.

I’ve seen the huge snakes your friend has - probably Burmese and/or reticulated pythons a.k.a. berms and 'tics. They’re super cool looking, and generally docile given their sheer strength … my biggest hesitation is how I’d care for an animal that I can’t physically lift or move.

Wellllllll. Then again, sulcata tortoises are on my “when I have more money than I know what to do with” wish list, and owning an adult essentially equates to caring for a boulder with feet.

[https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180222/7c46c94d542b2de27e0a5015859f4112.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180222/7c46c94d542b2de27e0a5015859f4112.jpg)

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/39 "2018-02-22T16:56:26Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Nerdy facts: Corn snakes can eat very small eggs, and hunt lizards and similar sized prey in the wild, too, in addition to raiding mouse and bird nests.

If your corn snake ever refuses to eat, offer an anole. They love them. Pet stores will sell “imperfect” anoles (missing a limb or tail) cheap.

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Wellllllll. Then again, sulcata tortoises are on my “when I have more money than I know what to do with” wish list, and owning an adult essentially equates to caring for a boulder with feet.
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> [https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180222/7c46c94d542b2de27e0a5015859f4112.jpg](https://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20180222/7c46c94d542b2de27e0a5015859f4112.jpg)

,  
Our sulcata, **Kjell** \* is a year old. He was 45 grams when we got him shortly after hatching. He is now 88 grams. He is amazing to watch.

\*\*\*\*\*Pronounced “Shell”, he was named after Kjell Samuelsson, a Penguin hockey dude from back in the day.

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [February 22, 2018, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-doperpet-yes-pictures-no-not-a-kitteh/809289/40 "2018-02-22T17:34:19Z")

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_regaliz_… what is [this red candy](https://muyfitness.com/regaliz-rojo-danino-info_26357/) called in English?

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