# New England Dopers Will Soon Get Historic Blizzard

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2015, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911 "2015-01-26T07:53:52Z")\
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**Author:** ![PastTense](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pasttense/32/14550_2.png) [@PastTense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PastTense)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/1 "2015-01-26T07:53:52Z")

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> [@](#):
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> The densely populated area from New York City to Boston could experience one of its ten biggest snowstorms on record early this week, as a textbook nor’easter takes shape over the next 48 hours. While local details are bound to evolve somewhat as the storm develops, the models are now in strong, consistent agreement on a potentially crippling snowstorm. Blizzard watches were hoisted on Sunday morning from eastern New Jersey to northeast Massachusetts, including the New York, Providence, and Boston metropolitan areas…
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> As it reaches peak intensity on Tuesday, the surface low is expected to slow down just southeast of Cape Cod, which would keep the snow machine going at full strength and lash the New England coast with winds gusting to 60 mph or more in places…
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> Given the projected intensity of this storm, as well as the strong model agreement and the textbook nature of the overall pattern, it seems very plausible to expect widespread snowfalls from Monday night through Tuesday night of 12” to 24” between northern New Jersey and southwest Maine, with some areas in mesoscale bands getting 24” to 36”.

> **[Local Weather Forecast, News and Conditions | Weather Underground](https://www.wunderground.com/)**
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Stay safe!!! You should leave work early Monday and stay home completely Tuesday.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/2 "2015-01-26T13:06:48Z")

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Yeah. I’m looking forward to this. We picked up grocery items we’re running low on yesterday to avoid the rush today. But the bread shelves were already depleted.

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**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/3 "2015-01-26T13:25:00Z")

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Market Basket last night looked like a cross between a Moscow market in the middle of the cold war, and the return of the ghost of Artie S.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/4 "2015-01-26T13:28:18Z")

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Include us NY dopers in with the New England folks. Long Island is supposed to be slammed.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/5 "2015-01-26T13:32:49Z")

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I got a fridge full of meats and cheese, and a NetFlix connection. I’m all set for the end of the world.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/6 "2015-01-26T13:35:03Z")

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Sequential threads:

New England Dopers Will Soon Get Historic Blizzard  
PastTense  
Winter is very mild  
Johnny L.A.

> [@friedo](#):
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> I got a fridge full of meats and cheese, and a NetFlix connection. I’m all set for the end of the world.

Hope the power doesn’t go out… Good luck, all.

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**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/7 "2015-01-26T13:41:50Z")

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Southern coastal Maine here (York/Eliot/Kittery) here, saying “meh”…

I’ve lived through the infamous '76 and '78 blizzards, bring it on, looks to me like the storm system has gotten disorganized from last night

We’re set for preps, and the backup generator sits ready…

I may do the unthinkable tomorrow and use a vacation day, mainly because my car is in the shop for rust perforation repair, and the loaner, a '13 VW Jetta SE absolutely SUCKS in the snow (I may write a 2 week review of it after I get my car back next week) for three reasons;  
1; it’s a sludgebox automatic  
2; the “all season” tires have a straight tread pattern that bogs up with snow far too easily  
3; the bloody traction control CANNOT BE TURNED OFF!

#3 is an inexcusable design flaw for any location that gets significant snowfall, like the northern USA, or maybe even…Germany? They get snow there too (yes, I know the Jetta is “Hecho en Mexico”) and when you consider the Jetta is basically a Golf with a trunk grafted on, it’s strange how drastically the driving dynamics are altered, as the Golf is amazingly good in the snow

If I had my car, I’d consider going into work tomorrow, even in this supposed “blizzard”, but in the Jetta? No bloody way.

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/8 "2015-01-26T14:14:27Z")

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Once again, this California expat finds himself amused at how hardy, tough old Nwinglanders can (1) find themselves blindsided and (2) panic stupidly at something (3) I knew about and prepared for a couple of days ago with no particular rush or hassle.

I went to the grocery store last night for a couple of basics and spent 20 minutes being amused at people stocking bottled water, pressed firelogs and toilet paper as if for end times.

I need to go dust off the generator and give it a quick maint check. Yes, the whole-house Generac that - according to the neighbors four years ago - “the doctor installed years ago; I think it’s run about fifteen minutes since then _chuckle chuckle_.” Three major storms and over 14 days of power outage later, they aren’t laughing any more and have their own gas-powered beasts to drag out and tend to in the driveways. While I, poor dumb sunshine boy, start counting when the lights got out, to see if I can get to 30 before the 'ac kicks in automatically, restoring complete comfort.

I’ve come to see FOSONE’s motto of “Land of Steady Habits” as most outsiders seem to: “We’re kinda dumb and stubborn, and we plan to stay that way.”

See you on the other side. We’ll be watching movies.

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**Author:** ![sparky\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@sparky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sparky_1)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/9 "2015-01-26T14:26:39Z")

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I just moved my flight out of South America forward to next Sunday.

Now I see a blizzard is coming.

Glad I won’t be home!

Stay safe.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/10 "2015-01-26T14:36:44Z")

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> [@Ethilrist](#):
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> Hope the power doesn’t go out… Good luck, all.

Here in the civilized world we put our power lines underground. But just in case, I also have a stash of deadtree [del]porn[/del] books and a flashlight.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/11 "2015-01-26T14:41:50Z")

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My first blizzard! I went shopping yesterday, but Sunday is my designated day either way. The stores were packed, but nothing was depleted.

I worry, so I spent last night going over the flashlights, water, etc. When I moved from California I just pretty much transplanted my earthquake kit, so nothing was missing.

I’m picking my wife early from work tonight and I convinced her to stay home tomorrow. I think I’m going to stay home with the kid on Wednesday. No sense in letting the little one out.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/12 "2015-01-26T14:49:38Z")

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Meh, it’s a storm. We’ve had worse.

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**Author:** ![Diceman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/22d042/32.png) [@Diceman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diceman)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/13 "2015-01-26T15:11:45Z")

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So, what are they calling this one? Snowpocalypse 2015? Snowmageddon?

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/14 "2015-01-26T15:18:13Z")

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I’ve been using Thanks Obama.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/15 "2015-01-26T15:37:41Z")

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> [@MacTech](#):
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> Southern coastal Maine here (York/Eliot/Kittery) here, saying “meh”…
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> I’ve lived through the infamous '76 and '78 blizzards, bring it on,\*\* looks to me like the storm system has gotten disorganized from last night\*\*

It hasn’t. What you’re seeing on radar are the outermost bands. It really hasn’t even begun to organize yet. It just hit the ocean near the Outer Banks in NC. Now is when the fun starts…

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**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/16 "2015-01-26T15:47:21Z")

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> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#):
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> While I, poor dumb sunshine boy, start counting when the lights got out, to see if I can get to 30 before the 'ac kicks in automatically, restoring complete comfort.

Well, that didn’t come across as smug and condescending at all. You’re critiquing people for preparing for the storm…because you’ve prepared for the storm? Eh?

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**Author:** ![muldoonthief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldoonthief/32/3188_2.png) [@muldoonthief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/muldoonthief)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/17 "2015-01-26T15:53:30Z")

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> [@Diceman](#):
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> So, what are they calling this one? Snowpocalypse 2015? Snowmageddon?

It’s “officially” Winter Storm Juno.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Tildrum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e95f7d/32.png) [@Tom\_Tildrum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Tildrum)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/18 "2015-01-26T15:53:43Z")

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JetBlue has already cancelled my flight from DC to Boston scheduled for Wednesday.

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**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/19 "2015-01-26T15:58:22Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> It’s “officially” Winter Storm Juno.

Don’t buy into that weather channel shite. It’s just another storm. 🙂

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**Author:** ![oft\_wears\_hats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7993a0/32.png) [@oft\_wears\_hats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/oft_wears_hats)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-england-dopers-will-soon-get-historic-blizzard/710911/20 "2015-01-26T16:01:19Z")

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> [@muldoonthief](#):
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> It’s “officially” Winter Storm Juno.

Is that official in any place other than [Weather.com](http://Weather.com)? I always find it amusing to read their alarmist articles about the winter storm of the moment. NOAA will say something like “3-6 inches expected across the region” while [Weather.com](http://Weather.com) says “Crippling Ice Storm Mordoor[sic] expected to slam the region,” along with a duded-up graphic making it look like a hurricane watch.

This time, however, the wordage in the NOAA blizzard warning was actually fairly close to [Weather.com](http://Weather.com)’s. That makes me a little nervous.

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