# New Evil Dead trailer

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 25, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778 "2012-10-25T00:06:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/1 "2012-10-25T00:06:57Z")

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I searched for this on here and couldn’t find it posted anywhere. Here you go.  
(Extremely gory, NSFW)

[Evil Dead - Red Band Trailer - IGN](http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/10/24/evil-dead-red-band-trailer)

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/2 "2012-10-25T00:41:26Z")

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I got more pleasure watching that than I ever expected. Seems very true to the spirit of the original.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/3 "2012-10-25T01:11:39Z")

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Man, they shot that down pretty quickly.

I’m guessing, by **Lobot** ’s comment, that it isn’t going to engage in the slapstick common to the 2nd and 3rd movies.

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**Author:** ![Lobot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ce7236/32.png) [@Lobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobot)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/4 "2012-10-25T01:20:00Z")

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Yeah, I didn’t see much room for comedic elements, even though one part in particular is borrowed from a very funny scene in _Evil Dead II_.

Personally, I’m a fan of the fun vibe of _Evil Dead II_, _Army of Darkness_ and _Drag Me to Hell_, which is why I’m still not overly enthused about this remake. Still, seeing “the force” zooming through the woods in the trailer was a bit of a buzz.

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**Author:** ![melondeca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@melondeca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/melondeca)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/5 "2012-10-25T01:20:22Z")

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Well, that sucks.

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**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/6 "2012-10-25T01:24:50Z")

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It’s available legitimately [here](http://www.ign.com/videos/2012/10/24/evil-dead-red-band-trailer).

But here’s my summary:

1. Suffers irretrievably from a lack of hot young (and hilarious) Bruce Campbell.
2. Looks like it takes itself waaaaay too seriously. Come on guys, the cheesiness was half the fun!

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/7 "2012-10-25T02:24:05Z")

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Hm, I want the old style cheesy Bruce Campbell horror :mad:

I will wait until it hits cable.

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**Author:** ![Frylock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ce7236/32.png) [@Frylock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frylock)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/8 "2012-10-25T02:33:04Z")

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I have never seen the first Evil Dead film, but I’ve had the impression that it was intended more seriously than the sequels. Is this not true?

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/9 "2012-10-25T03:14:11Z")

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Do yourself a favor and see Evil Dead 1 and 2, at least.

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**Author:** ![Tarwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@Tarwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarwater)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/10 "2012-10-25T03:20:16Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> I have never seen the first Evil Dead film, but I’ve had the impression that it was intended more seriously than the sequels. Is this not true?

The first had a couple moments of dark absurdity, but it was nowhere near as slapstick as the second one.

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/11 "2012-10-25T03:27:36Z")

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> [@Frylock](#):
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> I have never seen the first Evil Dead film, but I’ve had the impression that it was intended more seriously than the sequels. Is this not true?

It’s not completely without humour, but it’s a much more straightforward horror film than 2 or Army of Darkness (which was barely horror at all by that point).

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**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/12 "2012-10-25T04:15:52Z")

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I’m betting they cut out the tree rape.

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**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/13 "2012-10-25T05:24:12Z")

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> [@cckerberos](#):
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> I’m betting they cut out the tree rape.

The tree rape scene is in the linked trailer.

When they got to that part I started laughing, remembering “Raping Tree” on the monster board in Cabin In The Woods.

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**Author:** ![flano1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f14d63/32.png) [@flano1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flano1)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/14 "2012-10-25T12:00:42Z")

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er… they cleaned it up a bit by calling it " angry molesting tree ". go figure.

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**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/15 "2012-10-25T13:32:10Z")

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I feel like my soul has just been swallowed.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2012, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/16 "2012-10-25T13:47:45Z")

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Maybe I’ll go see that. Yeah, and maybe I’m a Chinese jet pilot

> [@EllisDee](#):
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> The tree rape scene is in the linked trailer.
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> When they got to that part I started laughing, remembering “Raping Tree” on the monster board in Cabin In The Woods.

I keep thinking of The Giving Tree sketch from Robot Chicken. “Oh did I say ‘Giving Tree’? I meant ‘Raping Tree’! MWUHAHA!”

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**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/17 "2012-10-26T03:30:42Z")

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So what? No Ash? Or is that bearded looser supposed to be Ash?

Evil Dead was bottled lightning. What’s the point in making a better produced but otherwise hollow remake.

Oh yeh, money.

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**Author:** ![Tarwater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/9de0a6/32.png) [@Tarwater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tarwater)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/18 "2012-10-26T03:32:41Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> Evil Dead was bottled lightning. What’s the point in making a better produced but otherwise hollow remake.

Taken out of context, this could be said to apply to Evil Dead 2.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/19 "2012-10-26T03:39:48Z")

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> [@Tarwater](#):
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> Taken out of context, this could be said to apply to Evil Dead 2.

I think they should just continue with the nomenclature and call this one Evil Dead 3.

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**Author:** ![unwashed\_brain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/a9adbd/32.png) [@unwashed\_brain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unwashed_brain)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2012, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-evil-dead-trailer/638778/20 "2012-10-26T04:02:15Z")

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> [@cmyk](#):
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> So what? No Ash? Or is that bearded looser supposed to be Ash?  
> Evil Dead was bottled lightning.  
> Oh yeh, money.

Werd. I don’t need higher rez gore or, really, any of this.

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