# New federal holiday in the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [June 20, 2022, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482 "2022-06-20T07:07:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/261 "2022-06-26T21:00:44Z")

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LOL at description of Yoshi. I’m sure he’s very good-natured, though. The dim-bulb dogs generally at least have that going for them. 🙂

Poor little Zorro! Glad he landed on his paws with your family.

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**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/262 "2022-06-26T21:03:54Z")

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Massive amount of trash (out of power for a month) bumped out to the curb. Filled the trash bin to the brim for the first time.

I have solid food. Go me.

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**Author:** ![missred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/missred/32/14096_2.png) [@missred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missred)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/263 "2022-06-26T21:21:18Z")

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I’m sorry about your wife’s friend **cookie**.

You’re lucky that the trees didn’t do more damage or hurt anyone **Mooooom**.

I hope that your mom likes her donuts **sari**. Hope that Cerby heals quickly and adjusts to his new home.

I hope that your hubby’s arm heals soon **JtC**.

You know that we’ll need more pics of Zorro **sunny**. I’m glad that he’s coming around.

I’m going to have to turn the AC on cooler. I have it set at 75F, but it is currently 82F in here because it’s so stinkin’ hot and humid.

Made red beans and rice for supper, along with a cucumber salad and it passes muster. Now for KP.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/264 "2022-06-26T21:34:18Z")

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Home, exhausted. Much was accomplished, altho you wouldn’t know it just by looking. All this work we’re doing will be invisible, except maybe for the two switches **FCD** will install tomorrow. But _we’ll_ know!!

I brought in the laundry that I hung out last night, and it’s all folded and put away. I’m just getting caught up on the internettin’ I missed this morning. Shortly, I’ll assume the recline position.

I read everything but can’t recall any of it, so help yourselves to hugs, high-fives, butt-pinches, friendly smooches on the cheek, or devastating disapproving glares, as appropriate. And someone please arrange to have a deluxe hot fudge sundae delivered to the aforementioned recliner. Thanks ever so!! 😉

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/265 "2022-06-26T21:39:52Z")

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> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> And someone please arrange to have a deluxe hot fudge sundae delivered to the aforementioned recliner. Thanks ever so!!

lol pm me your address I know how to hook up door dash and instacart lol tho you might have to go to the door

So Jtc have you picked out gg’s sibling yet? I want a pile of kittens so bad but not til I get my own house …

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/266 "2022-06-26T21:48:25Z")

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Mmmmmm Hot Fudge 🤤

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/267 "2022-06-26T21:52:25Z")

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Drove about a half hour south to see the local women’s soccer team play and it was sold out! It’s not even a major league team; I expected there to be 20 people there eating bad hot dogs and cheering feebly. Instead, it was a packed stadium (Vikings training stadium) full of roaring fans. Well, we had a drive and a decent hike to the stadium, then reverse.

Finally washed the 1700 miles of road grit, bugs and bird shit off the car this morning, so I accomplished something today.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/268 "2022-06-26T21:54:15Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Mmmmmm Hot Fudge 🤤

lol not to tempt y’all but you know Coldstone delivers now right? and ya can order from their website if ya don’t mind paying a lil bit more in fees … just sayin’ 😁

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**Author:** ![Seanette](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/seanette/32/9139_2.png) [@Seanette](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seanette)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/269 "2022-06-26T21:57:28Z")

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You are seriously tempting me. I love their cheesecake base with chocolate syrup and cherry pie filling.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/270 "2022-06-26T21:59:59Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Mmmmmm Hot Fudge

> [@Seanette](#):
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> You are seriously tempting me. I love their cheesecake base with chocolate syrup and cherry pie filling.

> [@FairyChatMom](#):
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> And someone please arrange to have a deluxe hot fudge sundae delivered to the aforementioned recliner. Thanks ever so!!

> **[Cold Stone - Order Online](https://order.coldstonecreamery.com/)**
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> Order Ahead at Cold Stone. Place Orders Online or on your Mobile Phone. Skip the Line®.

Youre welcome

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**Author:** ![The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_stainless_steel_rat/32/5727_2.png) [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Stainless_Steel_Rat)\
**Post date:** [June 26, 2022, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/271 "2022-06-26T23:39:49Z")

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Evening all. Spent the early afternoon solving all my Sunday newspaper puzzles, and then spent 90 minutes pedaling bicycles absolutely nowhere at the gym, so then replaced all those burned calories by letting the Red-haired girl feed me. There are clouds all about, but no rain is expected this evening, so maybe tomorrow…

Glad I didn’t read this before I went out or it would have been a 3-scoop butter pecan waffle cone for dinner.

**Cookie** , good for supporting the local ladies and sounds like they’re doing OK. There is a new Major Soccer League team in Nashville, maybe I need to drive up there and see what they are like.

**FCM** , take care and as soon as teleportation devices like Star Trek’s come about, I will be happy to provide you the best Dairy Queen products.

**shoe** , solid food is good. Solid friends are even better. We’re here.

**Sunny** , good on you and Zorro, evil thoughts to the &%$ who dumped him. And sounds like you need to borrow Jane’s cane…

**JtC** , hope husband-unit is doing better. Sounds like it could be an allergy or a bad reaction to something?

> [@nelliebly](#):
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> In my first 30 minutes up, I spend 28 minutes blearily staring at my reflection and trying to figure out if I’m alive. Then I brush my teeth.

**nellie** 😆 😁 My first 30 minutes is take pills, check e-mail, watch (M-F) _Good Mythical Morning_ on You Tube, play a couple hands of spider solitaire, and read the MMP. After that I get down to real sloth…

**flyboy** , hope the leak isn’t too hard to fix. I expect this month’s water bill to be moderately high since the leak wasn’t fixed until the 8th and I had to water the yard twice, so the August bill should tell if the fix was worth it or not.

**Nut** , hope the Scotland visit is better than expectations.

**{{Sari & Sari’s Mom}}** And I hope Cerby has found a good home for himself.

OK, need to call brother, chew on an apple and think about bedtime. All y’all take care and I’ll catch you on the next MMP.

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**Author:** ![JaneDoe42](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/janedoe42/32/14104_2.png) [@JaneDoe42](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JaneDoe42)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/272 "2022-06-27T00:05:25Z")

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> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> It’s COVID, so I hope they’re checking for thrombosis.

That was my first thought, happily I was wrong. They blood work said he had cellulitis and hubs reports that his skin doesn’t feel as tight. His arm isn’t that angry red color it was this morning either.

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> Did he have an animal bite or scratch on that arm?

No, but he did have a cyst on his elbow that had opened during the night 4 days ago. We cleaned it up and covered it in the morning but apparently that was too little too late.

> [@BippityBoppityBoo](#):
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> Did hubs have to get a fresh tetanus too? All those opportunity to faint dead away.

I am a bad wife. He was at the VA and they have already seen him pass out in the past, so knew it was what passes as normal for him. They put him in the infusion recliner and started the IV and out he went. He got his tetanus shot through the IV port and I figured that as long as he wasn’t able to protest I had them give him his booster and first shingles shot as well. (I knew that medical power of attorney he signed would come in handy one day.)

> [@Sunny\_Daze](#):
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> Zorro has figured out that people bring him treats and perks right up when people appear.

Food motivated critters are so much easier, I’m glad your little guy likes his treats. Give him one for me too! Give Yoshi a treat as well, such a smart dog will surely learn to use the doggy door some time this year.

> [@dogbutler](#):
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> Then I put all his sleepng towels in the wash.

Why do you torment the poor beast like that? Oh, the suffering!

> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> I have solid food. Go me.

Eating and cleaning your depression mess must make you feel a little better. I hope you feel much better soon.

And now hubs just got The Call about our friend. There were so many things wrong with his health that it shouldn’t be a shock that he’s gone, but it is. I hope there are cats in heaven, it won’t be heaven for him without them.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/273 "2022-06-27T00:06:44Z")

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> [@The\_Stainless\_Steel\_Rat](#):
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> **flyboy** , hope the leak isn’t too hard to fix.

They were supposed to call me back to schedule a time, but it’s 17:00 and I haven’t heard from them. I was hoping they could come out tomorrow.

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/274 "2022-06-27T00:25:02Z")

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Howdy Y’all! We deheathenated, then got back to da cave and had hot dawgs. Nappage and sloth then ensued. We et the Firday leftovers for sup and the biiiiiiiiiiiig trash can has been hauled all the way down to the road for pickup tomorrow. Now we continue to sloth.

**BooFae** a frock! How fancified of you! Prosecco and fancy sammiches calls for fancification, however.

**MOOOOOOM** yikes! Glad the fallen limb did not do any damage to FairyChatEstate.

**Cookie** so sorry about your wife’s friend.

**shoe** glad you have **Gentleman Caller** around to comfort and listen to you.

**{{{Sari}}}** this is such a tough thing to go through with your mom. Good for you for gettin’ the donuts she likes. Right now I say if she says she wants a certain food or whatever, the thing to do is make it happen. That’s what I did with my mom when she was in hospice. Sorry you won’t be gettin’ Cerby but it sounds like he has a good home with Niece1.

**WetOne** :: shudder :: That nightmare (it was a nightmare, not a dream!) deserves several cocktails!

**Oopsie** glad you had a good time with your dad and bro! Glad you found sump’n on the menu you could eat. I hope the trip turns out to be exactly what you want it to be.

**Taters** if painted toes make you feel good, then go get those toes painted.

**Nuts** sorry the trip to Scottyland is turnin’ into such a bummer!

**Sunny** I like the name Zorro!

**JtC** hope hubs is OK. So sorry about your friend. Even when you know it’s comin’ it’s still tough when it happens.

**Boo** sounds like Harriet gave you a Cousin Itt do!

**doggio** poor Gordie! It’s been a day of horrible torture for him!

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/275 "2022-06-27T00:45:48Z")

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**JtC** I’m so sorry about your friend. Even when you know it’s coming it’s so hard. I’m glad he had a safe place to spend his last days. 🫂

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/276 "2022-06-27T01:13:00Z")

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Dinner was barramundi, rubbed with olive oil, sprinkled with kosher salt and tarragon, and baked at 400ºF for 20 minutes; and green beans cooked in olive oil margarine. I also had the three broccoli florets from Mrs. L.A.'s leftover orange chicken. (She doesn’t care for broccoli.)

And yes, Goo got some of my fish and some of Wifey’s fish skin.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/277 "2022-06-27T01:52:23Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> He got his tetanus shot through the IV port and I figured that as long as he wasn’t able to protest I had them give him his booster and first shingles shot as well. (I knew that medical power of attorney he signed would come in handy one day.)

I am in awe! Damn, girl, you are good! I approve of every bit of it.

You are the best wife ever and I suspect he knows it.

I’m glad you’re on my side.

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/278 "2022-06-27T01:59:27Z")

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> [@JaneDoe42](#):
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> I hope there are cats in heaven, it won’t be heaven for him without them.

I will be holding you, hubs and your friend in the light 🕯🕯🕯

With friends as loyal and steadfast as you, your friend has already experienced a little bit of heaven.

And there will be kitties there~they have to come from somewhere.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/279 "2022-06-27T02:01:03Z")

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No exercise today,

6/20: 3 hours chopping logs.  
6/22: 2.56 miles walking.  
6/23: 2.70 miles walking.  
6/24: 3.10 miles walking.  
6/25: 2.56 miles walking.

I was ‘feeling it’ yesterday, so I deceded to to take today off from exercising.

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**Post date:** [June 27, 2022, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-federal-holiday-in-the-mmp/966482/280 "2022-06-27T02:39:58Z")

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> [@Seanette](#):
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> You are seriously tempting me. I love their cheesecake base with chocolate syrup and cherry pie filling.

Why did you mention this? I didn’t have dessert and now this is calling my name. Fortunately there is no Coldstone near me…

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