# New forums that should be on the SDMB
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 21, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259 "2010-05-21T14:56:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/1 "2010-05-21T14:56:29Z")
There are certain topics discussed on the SDMB that come up in waves. I thought the staff might consider new forums to accommodate them. How about the following new forums?
1. The “All Men Think Of All Women As Potential Sex Partners, Make Them Feel Uncomfortable And Are Potential Rapists” forum.
2. The “There Is No God” forum.
3. The “Lord of the Rings” forum.
4. The “Monty Python Quotes” forum.
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### Author:  [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/2 "2010-05-21T15:09:41Z")
I’m A Nice Guy - Why Can’t I Get A Date? forum.
Is Not! Is Too! a.k.a. the Partisan Debate Forum
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### Author:  [@Gary\_Robson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Robson)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/3 "2010-05-21T15:17:25Z")
Don’t forget the “Questions that could be answered by 3 seconds of research but I’d rather ask them here” forum.
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### Author:  [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/4 "2010-05-21T15:24:12Z")
I always love to see threads (even single posts) where the general idea is some variation of:
– My computer won’t turn on
– I can’t connect to the internet
– My keyboard is broken
– We have no electricity
– I have been kidnapped and am locked in a room with no computer and would love to be able to post but can’t
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### Author:  [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/5 "2010-05-21T15:32:38Z")
I’d like to see a “Shit I’m Not Even Remotely Interested In” forum, but I’m afraid it would be too large to be practical. 😃
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### Author:  [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/6 "2010-05-21T15:50:08Z")
Cats forum.
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### Author:  [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/7 "2010-05-21T16:11:45Z")
The Whining Forum.
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### Author:  [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/8 "2010-05-21T16:16:19Z")
> [@elbows](#):
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> The Whining Forum.
[You missed the last update?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?f=5)
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### Author:  [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malleus_Incus_Stapes)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/9 "2010-05-21T16:25:17Z")
The Troll Feeding Ground
Sure, DNFTT might be the wisest policy. But there’s something about dog-piling on an unrepentant smirking idiot. Like picking a scab.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/10 "2010-05-21T16:25:32Z")
The “I Came In Here to Post On This Subject Just To Say I Have No Interest In Posting On This Subject” Forum
The "I Don’t [Watch TV] [Eat This] [Read That] [Think This] [Do That] [Think Anyone Should Do It Like That] [Think Anyone Should Do _It_ Like That] [Use Cell Phones] [Use ATMs] [Listen to That _Type_ of Music] [Watch Network News] [Wear That] [Want to Visit This Place], Why Does Anyone Else? You get the picture.
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### Author:  [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/11 "2010-05-21T16:37:17Z")
Forum, the “I Don’t . . . _Forum_.”
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### Author:  [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/12 "2010-05-21T18:30:33Z")
> [@elbows](#):
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> The Whining Forum.
> [@Malleus\_Incus\_Stapes](#):
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> The Troll Feeding Ground
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> Sure, DNFTT might be the wisest policy. But there’s something about dog-piling on an unrepentant smirking idiot. Like picking a scab.
[We already have both of these.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/forumdisplay.php?f=5)
What we need is a forum for people asking how to work this fancy new Facebook thingamabob jiggerdoodle.
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### Author:  [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/13 "2010-05-21T19:15:28Z")
> [@Zeldar](#):
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> – I have been kidnapped and am locked in a room with no computer and would love to be able to post but can’t
I _hate it_ when that happens!
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### Author:  [@Canadjun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canadjun)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/14 "2010-05-21T20:01:02Z")
The “I’ve been posting here for a week now - Here is everything you need to do to fix SDMB” forum.
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### Author:  [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)
#### Post date: [May 21, 2010, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/15 "2010-05-21T22:30:43Z")
> [@descamisado](#):
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> The "I Don’t [Watch TV] [Eat This] [Read That] [Think This] [Do That] [Think Anyone Should Do It Like That] [Think Anyone Should Do _It_ Like That] [Use Cell Phones] [Use ATMs] [Listen to That _Type_ of Music] [Watch Network News] [Wear That] [Want to Visit This Place], Why Does Anyone Else? You get the picture.
How about The “My [IQ] [Penis Size] [Physical Attractiveness] [Overall Intellect] [Driving Skills] [Courtesy Towards Others] [Knowledge Of World Events] [Taste In Art|Music|Movies|Television|Literature] [Level Of Open-Mindedness] Is Far Superior To That Of The Masses” forum?
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### Author:  [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2010, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/16 "2010-05-22T05:36:34Z")
The “I Just Watched My First Episode From The Middle Of The Fourth Season Of A TV Show That Everybody Loves And I Don’t Get Why Everybody Thinks It’s So Great” forum.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2010, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/17 "2010-05-22T06:12:11Z")
> [@needscoffee](#):
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> The “I Just Watched My First Episode From The Middle Of The Fourth Season Of A TV Show That Everybody Loves And I Don’t Get Why Everybody Thinks It’s So Great” forum.
That went off the air ten years ago.
Pictures of boobs forum
Star Trek forum
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### Author:  [@Mister\_Owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Owl)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2010, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/18 "2010-05-22T06:15:35Z")
“Let’s rate the OP’s suggestion for a topic.”
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### Author:  [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2010, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/19 "2010-05-22T06:26:05Z")
> [@Zebra](#):
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> Pictures of boobs forum
You kidding? This place is so bad about posting relevant pictures in cheesecake threads that the whole forum would be wasted.
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### Author:  [@Perciful](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perciful)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2010, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-forums-that-should-be-on-the-sdmb/540259/20 "2010-05-22T12:34:43Z")
How about thread killers unite? A support group for thread killers.
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