# New Fruit-Roll-Ups

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-fruit-roll-ups/51894>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 26, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-fruit-roll-ups/51894 "2001-01-26T18:38:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![Quadzilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/a4c791/32.png) [@Quadzilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quadzilla)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-fruit-roll-ups/51894/1 "2001-01-26T18:38:44Z")

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I think I’m now grossed out by the newest innovations in Fruit-Roll-Up Land. I adjusted to the cut-out shapes, and the loss of the Apple flavor ☹ , but this is too much. Apparently, they now have Tatoo Fruit-Roll-Ups. That’s right - you slap this sheet of dried fruit on your face or arm (or wherever is handy), and off rubs a tatoo.

Whatever happened to not playing with your food?

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**Author:** ![smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smoke)\
**Post date:** [January 26, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-fruit-roll-ups/51894/2 "2001-01-26T19:03:11Z")

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um… is this _real!?!_ You weren’t in a sex shop when you saw these, were you?

How long before there is an “incident” and these are banned in public schools?