# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/1 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")
Saw this on another messageboard, looked pretty fun. Rules are pretty straight forward. It goes like this… I like my women like I like my (insert object). Then a witty catch phrase. Leave your post with an object that the next poster _has to use_. Women can substute MAN if you like. I’ll start obviously, and choose the one everyone knows. I like my women like I like my coffee. Hot, black and strong. Next word… Chair. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/2 "2001-07-16T19:24:14Z")
I like my men like I like my chair: strong enough to support me, smooth enough not to run my nylons, and comfy enough without smothering me. Next word: car ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/3 "2001-07-16T19:27:39Z")
I like my women like I like my chair: totally uncovered and in contact with the floor at four points. [sub]😕 Where did that come from?[/sub] Next word: submarine. ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/4 "2001-07-16T19:27:55Z")
I like my women like I like my car: purring like a kitten after I fill 'em up. Next word: Telephone ---
**Author:** ![MikeG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikeg/32/4329_2.png) [@MikeG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeG)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/5 "2001-07-16T19:32:39Z")
I like my women like I like my chair: Sleek, stylish, and upholstered in red. next word: Car ---
**Author:** ![xcheopis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/bc8723/32.png) [@xcheopis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xcheopis)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/6 "2001-07-16T19:37:27Z")
the way I like a submarine; sturdy and capable of staying down for extended periods. Next word: chalkboard ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/7 "2001-07-16T19:41:15Z")
I like my women like I like my telephones…Princesses, wired and shrill and insistent. (no, wait…that’s the woman I GOT) Next up: Garden. ---
**Author:** ![Grok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/96bed5/32.png) [@Grok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grok)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/8 "2001-07-16T19:41:19Z")
> [@](#): > > Next word: submarine. I like my women like I like my submarines - always ready to perform an emergency blow. Next word: unicycle ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/9 "2001-07-16T19:41:19Z")
I like my women like I like my submarines: easy to go down on (or go down, for that matter) and bristling with silent, explosive excitement, just waiting for release. I like my women like I like my telephone: compact and filled with the knowledge of many many tricks. Able to take instruction by hand or voice commands and ever whispering into my ear. Next: shoe. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/10 "2001-07-16T20:04:06Z")
I like my men like I like my unicycle: they fall for me at unpredictable times, and they don’t make me use my hands when everything below my waist gets the job done. I like my men like I like my shoe: clad in leather and made to last a lifetime. Next word: steak. ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/11 "2001-07-16T20:09:29Z")
I like my men the way I like my steaks: thick word: cologne ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/12 "2001-07-16T20:22:06Z")
I like my women like I like my cologne: French, softly scented, and with a high alcohol content. Next word: pocket knife ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/13 "2001-07-16T20:49:52Z")
I like my women like I like my pocket knives: flexible, versatile, and covered in red plastic. Next: kiwi fruit. ---
**Author:** ![SolarPhallusMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/76d3ee/32.png) [@SolarPhallusMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SolarPhallusMan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/14 "2001-07-16T21:07:39Z")
i like my men and women like i like my kiwi fruit…wet, slippery, uhhh, fuzzy, sour…GREEN. uhhh. i lied. i hate kiwi. next word: Pistachio I’m in agreement with Cyn. Thick. ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/15 "2001-07-16T21:10:13Z")
I like my women like I like my kiwi fruit: brown and fuzzy on th outside, green and squishy on th inside. No, wait, that didn’t sound right… Next: motor oil. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/16 "2001-07-16T21:12:17Z")
I like my women like I like my Kiwi Fruit, juicy, sweet to taste and just a little bit of fuzz. Tonka Trucks ---
**Author:** ![djbdjb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@djbdjb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/djbdjb)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/17 "2001-07-16T21:25:36Z")
I have another coffee one: I like my coffee like I like my women: Pale, bitter and frigid. ---
**Author:** ![THespos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8c91f0/32.png) [@THespos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/THespos)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/18 "2001-07-16T21:38:50Z")
I like my women like I like my pistachios… Tasty, out of their shells, and a handful at a time. I like my women like I like my motor oil… Refined, full of lubricant and big into cars. I like my women like I like my Tonka Trucks… Small, well put together, and yellow. Next word: ISP ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/19 "2001-07-16T21:41:11Z")
I like my women like I like my Tonka Trucks. High clearance, manually operated differential, able to maintain balance on uneven surfaces ( 😉 ) and, best of all, able to fit into an overnight bag. 😃 Cartooniverse ( just as an aside, I can’t believe I’m posting this… ) ---
**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/20 "2001-07-16T21:43:44Z")
Oops, Next word: \*\* Winter Hats\*\* [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=2)