# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Yersinia\_Pestis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ccd318/32.png) [@Yersinia\_Pestis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yersinia_Pestis)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/181 "2001-07-21T18:14:06Z")
I like my men like I like my box-girder bridges–rigid, durable, and long enough to get the job done! Next word: **pesto** ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/182 "2001-07-21T18:58:14Z")
I like my women like I like my pesto: spicey and _saucey_. Next word: piggy bank ---
**Author:** ![Rossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@Rossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/183 "2001-07-21T20:19:53Z")
I like my women like I like my piggy bank…when you’re done with them, you get back all the money you put in. 😃 Next: movies ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/184 "2001-07-22T00:23:03Z")
I like my women like I like my movies: well-developed characters with plot holes in all of the right places. 😃 Next word: jigsaw puzzle ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/185 "2001-07-22T01:44:26Z")
I like my women like I like my jigsaw puzzle: Nine years and up. Next up: Coffee Maker ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/186 "2001-07-22T01:49:25Z")
I like my men like I like my coffee maker. Hot on demand. Next up: pain killers ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/187 "2001-07-22T01:57:07Z")
I like my men like I like my pain killers. Cheap, easy to swallow, taste good and make me feel oh so very good! Next… Toilet Paper ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/188 "2001-07-22T01:59:17Z")
I like my men like I like my painkillers: strong enough to put me into a glassy-eyed daze for hours! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/189 "2001-07-22T02:03:56Z")
I like my men like I like my toilet paper–clean to start, then really, really dirty. Next word: vertical blinds ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/190 "2001-07-22T02:11:26Z")
I like my men like I like my vertical blinds: pull on the cord, and they’re up instantly. next: seasonal allergies ---
**Author:** ![Rossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3e96dc/32.png) [@Rossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rossarian)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/191 "2001-07-22T02:22:11Z")
This thread is the funniest thing I’ve seen in awhile… I like my women like I like my seasonal allergies. They keep me in bed for days. Next: Barry Manilow ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/192 "2001-07-22T03:11:11Z")
I like my women like I like my Barry Manilow… In the spotlite one day and gone the next. Next: Cumquats ---
**Author:** ![Yersinia\_Pestis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ccd318/32.png) [@Yersinia\_Pestis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yersinia_Pestis)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/193 "2001-07-22T04:03:50Z")
I like my men like I like my kumquats: with the skin on. We missed magnifying glass, sorry. I like my men like I like my magnifying glass: high-powered and able to light my fire. Next word is **literary theory** -Yersinia ---
**Author:** ![deepbluesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ba9def/32.png) [@deepbluesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/deepbluesea)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/194 "2001-07-22T06:30:02Z")
I like my women like I like my literary theory: bookish, esoteric, and able to put me to sleep in twenty minutes. Next: Scotch tape ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/195 "2001-07-22T06:48:12Z")
I like my men like I like my Scotch tape: easy to see through, and easy to cut off at the flick of a wrist. Next up: **journalists**. ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/196 "2001-07-22T07:00:36Z")
I like my women like I like my journalists: excellent _pen_manship, and they’ve seen the world but are willing to settle for my boring-local-newspaper ass. Next word: megaphone ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/197 "2001-07-22T07:02:56Z")
I like my men like I like my megaphone: loud, and yet unobtrusive and easy to stow when I’m done with them! Next up: **headphones**. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/198 "2001-07-22T07:22:25Z")
I like my women like I like my headphones, whispering sweet nothings just for me in front of everyone. nesxt : arak ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/199 "2001-07-22T07:26:43Z")
I like my women like I like my Arak, Strongly alcoholic and of middle eastern/far east descent. [sub]had to look this one up on [dictionary.com](http://dictionary.com)!![/sub] next up: Rectal Bleeding ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/200 "2001-07-22T07:27:58Z")
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