# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![douglips](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@douglips](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/douglips)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/201 "2001-07-22T08:08:18Z")
Bastard. I like my women like I like my rectal bleeding - coming with vigorous rubbing, and avoidable through diet. Next up: [Klein bottle](http://www.kleinbottle.com/). ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/202 "2001-07-22T10:14:44Z")
Whammo, you’re sick. 😃 I like my men like I like my Klein bottles-- geeky, easy to see right through, and sold through the Internet. Next: AA batteries ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/203 "2001-07-22T11:07:13Z")
I like my women like I like my AA batteries: coming in pairs, full of energy, and fitting in the palm of my hand. no-wax floor ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/204 "2001-07-22T16:00:34Z")
I like my women like I like no-wax floors, low maintenance, lined up and ready to walk over. Next Up: A dead parrot ---
**Author:** ![23skidoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f04885/32.png) [@23skidoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/23skidoo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/205 "2001-07-22T16:48:07Z")
I like my women like I like dead parrots: Beautiful, silent, and low-maintenance. Next item: Buddy cop movies from the 80’s ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/206 "2001-07-22T17:00:25Z")
I like my men like I like my buddy cop movies, they always work together as a team, one is always aggressive while the other’s sensitive, and you know the gratuitous visit to the strip club is in the works. next up; George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/207 "2001-07-22T18:37:27Z")
I like my men like I like my George Foreman Lean Mean Grilling Machine. There when I want it and hot on demand. Next: Dr Pepper ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/208 "2001-07-22T19:54:49Z")
I like my women like I like Dr. Pepper, never flat, and can’t tell the difference between diet and regular. Next: Old-assed Superman comic books ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/209 "2001-07-22T20:26:54Z")
I like my men like I like my old-assed Superman comic books. Broken in and worn after providing hours of enjoyment. Next: cashews ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/210 "2001-07-22T21:19:53Z")
I like my women like i like my cashews, no shell, bent in the middle, and a tasty eat. Next Laptop Comp. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/211 "2001-07-22T21:57:28Z")
I like my men like I like my laptop: reprogramable. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/212 "2001-07-22T21:58:58Z")
I suck at this… Next up: DVDs ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/213 "2001-07-22T22:29:37Z")
I like my women like I like my DVD’s: high visual and auditory quality and I can always skip to the parts I like best. Next up: A freshly mowed lawn. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/214 "2001-07-22T22:35:48Z")
i like my women like I like a freshly mowed lawn, fresh smelling and trimmed close around the bush. Next: Blind mole rat ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/215 "2001-07-22T22:52:31Z")
**Whammo** … 😃 I like my women like I like my [blind mole rats](http://www.academicpress.com/inscight/11161998/grapha.htm): when I’ve successfully _captivated_ them, I know that my light will make them more _active_. [sub]Damn, that was a tough one…[/sub] Next one: Scorsese movie ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/216 "2001-07-22T23:00:31Z")
**Whammo** … 😃 I like my women like I like my [blind mole rats](http://www.academicpress.com/inscight/11161998/grapha.htm): when I’ve successfully _captivated_ them, I know that my light will make them more _active_. [sub]Damn, that was a tough one…[/sub] Next one: Scorsese movie ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/217 "2001-07-23T13:08:05Z")
I like my men like I like my Scorcese movies: full of graphic and explicit language and able to hold my attention for 2 or more hours. Next: photoediting program (e.g. PhotoShop) ---
**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/218 "2001-07-23T13:14:34Z")
I like my women like I like my photoediting program: Able to make anything look beautiful, can flip, invert, and swirl, and comes with a cropping function. Next item: recordable CD (CD-R) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/219 "2001-07-23T18:01:47Z")
I like my men like I like my CD-R: I can put absolutely anything on them, take them with me anywhere, and share them with my friends if I’ve a mind to. Next: boat anchors. ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/220 "2001-07-23T19:13:18Z")
I like my men AND women like I like my boat anchors: quick to go down and chained to my boat. How about **online comic strips**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=12)