# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/221 "2001-07-24T03:27:57Z")
I like my women like I like [my online comics](http://www.sunspace.org/artcartoons.html): sexy, free-thinking, net-literate, colourful, frequently reinvigourated, and with a delightfully-twisted sense of humour. Next word: housefly ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/222 "2001-07-24T03:35:59Z")
I like my men like I like my houseflies-- dressed in black and always buzzin’. Next: feather duster ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/223 "2001-07-24T04:52:25Z")
I like my women like I like my feather dusters: able to tickle my fancy, and clean up afterwards. Next word: metronome ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/224 "2001-07-24T10:05:56Z")
I like my women like the metronome. On top of the baby grand (or under it or in it for that matter). Next word: floss ---
**Author:** ![Badtz\_Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e36b37/32.png) [@Badtz\_Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Badtz_Maru)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/225 "2001-07-24T10:31:37Z")
I like my women like I like my bowel movements. Wet and loose. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/226 "2001-07-24T11:50:41Z")
I like my women like I like floss: cheap, disposable and helping me to access small gaps. Next Up: Winston Churchill’s bowler hat ---
**Author:** ![mongrel\_8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@mongrel\_8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mongrel_8)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/227 "2001-07-24T13:24:57Z")
I like my women like I like my Winston Churchill’s bowler hat: round, black, and ready for my head. Next: Euclidean geometry ---
**Author:** ![eunoia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eunoia/32/97_2.png) [@eunoia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eunoia)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/228 "2001-07-25T01:18:28Z")
I like my women like I like my Euclidean geometry, easy to grasp with curves in all the right places. (If only we could meet!) Next up: forklift ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/229 "2001-07-25T02:23:20Z")
I like mywomen like I like my forklift trucks: stable, mobile, and willing to lend a little support now and then… Next word: ornithopter ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/230 "2001-07-25T02:30:53Z")
I like mywomen like I like my forklift trucks: stable, mobile, and willing to lend a little support now and then… Next word: ornithopter ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/231 "2001-07-25T04:34:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\*I like mywomen like I like my forklift trucks: stable, mobile, and willing to lend a little support now and then… > > Next word: ornithopter \*\* I like my women like I like my ornithopters… held aloft by the wings of angels, drawn perfectly by leonardo (!!!maybe!!!) and able to hover above me like a bird in the breeze and take me higher. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/232 "2001-07-25T04:35:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sunspace \* > \*\*I like mywomen like I like my forklift trucks: stable, mobile, and willing to lend a little support now and then… > > Next word: ornithopter \*\* I like my women like I like my ornithopters… held aloft by the wings of angels, drawn perfectly by leonardo (!!!maybe!!!) and able to hover above me like a bird in the breeze and take me higher. OH!! Next up (thanks to slow boards): party mix snacks!! ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Feelgud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Major\_Feelgud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Feelgud)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 7:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/233 "2001-07-25T07:38:20Z")
I like my women like I like party mix snacks. All sorts of colors and sizes, and all together at once. Next word: toe jam ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/234 "2001-07-25T08:25:43Z")
I like my women like I like my **toejam** : soft yet firm, and at my feet. Next word: **shuriken** ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 10:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/235 "2001-07-25T10:34:08Z")
I like my men like I like my shuriken— sharp, and a good distraction[li](http://www.artcityweb.bizland.com/kanseikobudo/kobudo2/SHURIKEN.htm).[/li]Next: dandruff ---
**Author:** ![nineiron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e56c9b/32.png) [@nineiron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nineiron)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/236 "2001-07-25T10:58:30Z")
I like my women like I like my dandruff–white, irritating, and just a little flaky. Jarts ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2001, 12:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/237 "2001-07-25T12:08:53Z")
I like my men like I like my Jarts-- dangerous to play games with. Next: Tasmanian devil [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=11)