# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TheNerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/858c86/32.png) [@TheNerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheNerd)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/21 "2001-07-16T22:25:56Z")
I like my women like I like my winter hats: keeping my ears warm 😉 I like my women like I like my ISP: low maintenance, with a 24/7 helpline. next word: **pizza** ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/22 "2001-07-16T22:30:07Z")
I like my men like I like my pizza: spicy, steaming hot and lots of sauce. Next up: Wristwatch. ---
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/23 "2001-07-16T22:37:44Z")
I like my women like I like my wristwatch, cheap, flexible, and a little fast. Next word: television ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/24 "2001-07-16T22:42:47Z")
I like my women like I like my television: entertaining, colorful, and with a mute setting. Next word: death ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/25 "2001-07-16T22:42:59Z")
I like my men like I like my wristwatch… attractive, flexible, and able to keep going for hours and hours and… (Alternatively, I like my men like I like my Timex… able to take a lickin’ and keep on tickin’.) I like my men like I like my television… big, easy to turn on, and inappropriate for children after 9:00 pm. Next up: ice cream ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/26 "2001-07-16T22:52:10Z")
I like my women like I like my death. Fast and painless. I like my women like I like my ice cream. Cold and clammy. (ewww! Did I just write that?!?!) Next word: piccolo ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/27 "2001-07-16T23:00:15Z")
Piccolo? Well, there was this one time at band camp… oh wait that was my flute. I like my men like I like my piccolo, small, hard, easy to handle and making tuneful melodies when I blow them. Next one, barbeque sauce. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/28 "2001-07-16T23:03:04Z")
I like my women like I like my Barbeque Sauce, smothering my meat, and tangy on the tip of my tongue. Next up: Disposable Razor ---
**Author:** ![TruePisces](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/truepisces/32/13628_2.png) [@TruePisces](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruePisces)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/29 "2001-07-16T23:04:24Z")
I like my men like I like my barbacue sauce… hot, spicy and finger-lickin’ good! Next up: Flashlight ---
**Author:** ![heembo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/f6c823/32.png) [@heembo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/heembo)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/30 "2001-07-16T23:15:19Z")
I like my women like I like my flashlight: Full of juice, with a clearly marked button to turn them on. Plus, they should be bright enough to help me find my way in the dark. And, if I get robbed, I should be able to use them as a club and beat the crap outof the robber. They should also store well in closets, the trunks of cras, etc. next word: Hammock ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/31 "2001-07-16T23:40:52Z")
I like my men like I like my disposable razor: Sharp, works well in the shower and able to discard easily. I like my men like I like my hammock: Well hung. Next up: Tweezers. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/32 "2001-07-16T23:43:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sue Duhnym \* > I like my men like I like my disposable razor: Sharp, works well in the shower and able to discard easily. Better: Sharp, work well in wet areas and you don’t feel guilty throwing them away if they get rusty. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/33 "2001-07-16T23:46:16Z")
I like my women like I like my tweezers; able to handle **MY DICK!** Next word: Plunger. ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/34 "2001-07-16T23:53:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Manservant Hecubus \* > I like my women like I like my tweezers; able to handle **MY DICK!** BaHAHAHAHAHA!! I like my men like I like my plungers; Long, tipped with rubber and able to deal with a lot of shit! Next: Swing set. ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2001, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/35 "2001-07-16T23:59:16Z")
I like my women like I like my swingset – great with the kids, but fun for me to play on, too. Next: golf course. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/36 "2001-07-17T00:36:39Z")
I like my women like I like a golf course- easy to get a hole in one, nice hills, and worth hours of entertainment. Next: trash can ---
**Author:** ![Sylkyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@Sylkyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylkyn)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/37 "2001-07-17T01:24:09Z")
I like my men the way I like my trash cans: Hard, tall, full and at the end of the driveway before I wake up. Next: breakfast ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/38 "2001-07-17T01:30:43Z")
I like my women like I like my breakfast. Every morning, hot, moist, and over easy. Next: A TV set. ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/39 "2001-07-17T01:38:54Z")
I like my women like i like My Tv Set: Easy to turn on. Oh, and supple breasts. Next Up: Bobbing Head Dolls ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/40 "2001-07-17T01:39:00Z")
We DID TV sets. We did not, however, do GARDENS. I like my women like I like my breakfasts…steaming and savory and full of grits, with the eggs broken. Next: GARDENS. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=3)