# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Humble\_Servant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/47e85d/32.png) [@Humble\_Servant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Humble_Servant)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/41 "2001-07-17T02:21:48Z")
I like my men like I like my gardens: cultivated, earthy and smellin’ good. I like my men like I like my bobbing head dolls: agreeable, stable and in cars. Next: money ---
**Author:** ![Turbo\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@Turbo\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turbo_Dog)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/42 "2001-07-17T02:23:18Z")
I like my women like I like my garden…barren. Next; Chewing Tobacco ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/43 "2001-07-17T02:29:36Z")
I like my women like my chewing tobacco, smooth, great tasting, and when I’m through, I just spit 'em onto the street. Next: Popcorn Popper ---
**Author:** ![beergeek279](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@beergeek279](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beergeek279)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/44 "2001-07-17T04:54:30Z")
I like my women like a popcorn popper: hot, salty and when you oil em up a little they keep going and going! Next word: computer ---
**Author:** ![Baraqiyal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ecccb3/32.png) [@Baraqiyal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baraqiyal)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/45 "2001-07-17T05:12:05Z")
I like my women like I like my computer… willingness to do windows. Next: Isolinear induction coil. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/46 "2001-07-17T05:29:25Z")
I like my women like I like my isolinear induction coils… only putting out in one direction… mine. ---
**Author:** ![sk8rixtx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/858c86/32.png) [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/47 "2001-07-17T05:31:16Z")
Next word(s): **fecal material** ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/48 "2001-07-17T05:42:36Z")
I like my women like my Isolinear induction coil: understandable only to a gEEk like me, and they really give me a charge… next word: music ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/49 "2001-07-17T07:15:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by **Humble Servant** \* > Next: money I like my women like I like my **money** : Easy come, easy go. I like my women like I like my **fecal matter** : Relaxing to read the paper while I’m doing one. I like my women like I like my **music** : Cheap, fast, and loud. Next item: _ **Band-aids** _. ---
**Author:** ![JonScribe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3be4f8/32.png) [@JonScribe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JonScribe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/50 "2001-07-17T07:21:59Z")
I like my woman like I like my restaurants: Cheap and ethnic. ---
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/51 "2001-07-17T07:24:30Z")
I like my men like I like band-aids…stuck on _me_! Next up: Mouse (the computer kind) ---
**Author:** ![Ross](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e274bd/32.png) [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/52 "2001-07-17T07:40:13Z")
[hijack] I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/53 "2001-07-17T07:45:47Z")
I like my men like I like my computer mice-- smoothly moving and programmable. [sub]No one’s going to take on ‘chalkboard’, eh?[/sub] Next: ankle weights ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/54 "2001-07-17T07:53:14Z")
I like my women like I like my chalkboards: tall, smooth, and easy to clean. I like my women like I like my ankle weights: they might weigh me down, but they whip me into shape. Next word: dictionary ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/55 "2001-07-17T09:39:05Z")
I like my women like I like my **dictionaries** : Short, wide, and good for teachin’ the chilluns. Next item: **Bubble Gum**. [sub]Can I get a shout out to **Whammo** for thinking up this awesome game![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/56 "2001-07-17T10:38:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ross \* > \*\*[hijack] > > I like my women like I like my coffee. In a plastic cup. > > [/hijack] \*\* Thank you, Eddie Izzard. “I like my women like I like my coffee: **covered in bees!** ” I like my women like I like my bubble gum: sweet and tasteful, pink and moist, easy to get worked up with a minimum of mouth action, ready to pop at any time, often found underneath my desk, and easy to get rid of when the fun’s gone out of it.[sub] I will, of course, deny I ever typed any of that in future…[/sub] Next up: airplanes ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/57 "2001-07-17T11:16:40Z")
I like my women like I like my airplanes: prepped for boarding and willing to go off auto-pilot. Next word: stereo ---
**Author:** ![Winkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@Winkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Winkie)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 11:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/58 "2001-07-17T11:47:32Z")
I like my men like I like my stereo: loud and pumping. Next: mailbox ---
**Author:** ![lurkernomore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d6d6ee/32.png) [@lurkernomore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lurkernomore)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/59 "2001-07-17T11:50:32Z")
I like my women like I like my mailbox - ready for a daily deposit. Baseball bat ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@Mr.Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Wilson)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/60 "2001-07-17T12:26:09Z")
I like my women like I like my bubble gum: pink, sweet, and good to chew on. next word: banana [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=4)