# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/81 "2001-07-17T21:52:26Z")
I like my men like I like my boogers: a little bit clingy but easy to blow. Next up: folk songs. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2001, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/82 "2001-07-17T22:44:25Z")
Folk Songs (forgive me Mr Guthrie): I like my women, and I like ‘em screamin’ From curvaceous to lots o’ sinnin’ From mountainous breasts, to a nice tight valley, These women were made for not you, but me. Next up: Punk ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/83 "2001-07-18T02:03:44Z")
I like my men like I like my Punk - hard, nasty, and prone to speeding. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/84 "2001-07-18T02:15:40Z")
I like my women like I like my coffee; tied up in a sack and thrown on the back of a donkey by Juan Valdez. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/85 "2001-07-18T02:27:55Z")
I like my women like musical band-aids, they make me move to the groove and boogie woogie all night long while keeping me from spilling my guts. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/86 "2001-07-18T02:29:42Z")
I like my women who can read page two of a multi page thread. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/87 "2001-07-18T02:37:07Z")
Next up: Speakers ---
**Author:** ![nashiitashii](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7c8e57/32.png) [@nashiitashii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nashiitashii)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/88 "2001-07-18T02:40:29Z")
I like my men like I like my pickup trucks: big, able to carry large loads, and capable of handling bumpy rides. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/89 "2001-07-18T02:41:54Z")
I like my women like speakers, so I can crank them up to full volume while fiddling with the tuning knobs! [sub]OK that was sophomoric, but I had no choice![/sub] ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/90 "2001-07-18T02:52:24Z")
Next topic: Shoes. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/91 "2001-07-18T03:06:35Z")
I like my men like I like my shoes: clad in leather, with rubber down below… and a nice long tongue. ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/92 "2001-07-18T03:08:04Z")
Oh, duh. Next word: coathanger ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/93 "2001-07-18T03:15:49Z")
I like my women like a coathanger, strong shoulders, able to support a heavy load, and willing to hang around for a while. Next: Rainstorm ---
**Author:** ![Erika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/47e85d/32.png) [@Erika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Erika)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/94 "2001-07-18T03:15:53Z")
I like my men like I like my shoes…comfortable, smooth, and all leather. up next: bulletin board. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/95 "2001-07-18T04:19:52Z")
I like my women like I like my Rainstorms, lots of action and excitment, able to charge the air , and oh so refreshing, mellow and relaxing when the storm is done. Next up, Blender. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/96 "2001-07-18T04:22:16Z")
I like my women like I like my Message board, faceless, plenty of action and no real feelings attached. NEXT!!! 😃 _J/K!!!_ Next up is still blender… hehe ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/97 "2001-07-18T05:31:48Z")
I like my women like I like my coathangers, thin and twisted! I like my women like I like my blenders, cheap, easy to turn on and then impossible to turn off. How about this: **Duct Tape** ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/98 "2001-07-18T05:59:48Z")
I like my women like I like my duct tape: strong enough to hold me together, and able to do absolutely anything in a pinch. next word: fried chicken ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/99 "2001-07-18T06:19:25Z")
This one was obviously too easy so I did an extra. I like my women like I like my **fried chicken** : Finger… Lickin… Good. I like my women like I like my **fried chicken** : Piping-hot breasts, thighs, and legs, with none of that other stuff to worry about. Next Item: **Cheap Suits**. ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/100 "2001-07-18T06:22:39Z")
I like my women like I like my fried chicken: foul. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=6)