# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/101 "2001-07-18T06:24:59Z")
Next word: cucumbers ---
**Author:** ![uglybeech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/82dd89/32.png) [@uglybeech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/uglybeech)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/102 "2001-07-18T06:47:22Z")
I like my men like I like my cucumbers: thick and seedless I like my men like I like my cheap suits: flashy and tastelessly oversized Next word: poison ivy ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/103 "2001-07-18T09:00:30Z")
I like my women like I like my poison ivy: making me squirm and tingle all over. Next: **horseshoes** ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 10:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/104 "2001-07-18T10:24:33Z")
I like my men like I like horseshoes-- hard, heavy, and attached to the door jamb with a nail. [sub]Ewwwww.[/sub] Next: scissors ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/105 "2001-07-18T10:31:39Z")
I like my women like I like my scissors: sharp, and they need a good screw to hold them together. (Oh, my, my, my… :D) Next word: clown nose ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/106 "2001-07-18T10:43:08Z")
I like my men like I like my clown noses-- small, cute, and bouncing off the walls. Next: Zippo lighter ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/107 "2001-07-18T10:55:17Z")
I like my women like i like my zippo lighter; Hot, easy to turn on and without any child-lock. Next: Dinner plate ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/108 "2001-07-18T10:56:29Z")
I like my women like I like my Zippo Lighters: with the safety tab off, so I have no trouble pushing their buttons in the right way. Next word: camera ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/109 "2001-07-18T11:00:58Z")
I like my women like I like my **Dinner plates** : big and round. 😃 Next is still **Camera**. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/110 "2001-07-18T11:09:03Z")
I like my men like I like cameras-- easily focused on me and disposeable. 😃 (I have to give kudos to **silent\_rob** for the ‘disposeable’ part.) Next: bathroom tile ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/111 "2001-07-18T11:15:16Z")
I like my women like I like my bathroom tile: smooth, clean, slightly moist, and preferably without any mildew in the cracks. 😃 Next: **porridge** ---
**Author:** ![silent\_rob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@silent\_rob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silent_rob)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/112 "2001-07-18T11:23:26Z")
I like my women like I like my porridge: not too hot, not too cold, but _juuuuuuuust_ right. Next word: boat ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/113 "2001-07-18T11:42:38Z")
I like my women like I like by boat, tied up and with a damn great pole going up the middle :eek: Next Up: Goldfish ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/114 "2001-07-18T12:50:16Z")
I like my men like I like my goldfish, bright, shiny, lots of energy, and no brains to speak of. Continuing in the family pet line: Iguanana. ---
**Author:** ![Medea\_s\_Child](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Medea\_s\_Child](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Medea_s_Child)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/115 "2001-07-18T12:52:08Z")
Wow. Nice typo. Go me. I’m going to get more caffine now. Or go back to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/116 "2001-07-18T13:07:52Z")
I like my women like I like my **iguanananas** : small, sleek, and extremely skillful with their tongues. Next: **SDMB Mods** :eek: ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/117 "2001-07-18T14:19:36Z")
I like my women like I like my SMDB mods: Anonymous, reactionary, and quick to punish! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blanx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/f04885/32.png) [@blanx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blanx)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/118 "2001-07-18T14:19:52Z")
I like my women like I like my SMDB mods: Anonymous, reactionary, and quick to punish! 😃 next word: golf clubs ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/119 "2001-07-18T14:29:01Z")
I like my women like I like my golf clubs: sleek, easily grippable, with a good head on them, and able to get my balls into the right place at the right time… :eek: next word: compact disc ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/120 "2001-07-18T14:34:25Z")
I like my men like I like my golf clubs: available in various lengths to suit my needs, and traveling in packs to be with me. Next: lava lamp [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=7)