# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Jera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jera)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/121 "2001-07-18T15:12:53Z")
I like my men like I like my lava lamps, HOT, colorful, hypnotizing and able to keep me entertained for hours, and hours, and hours… Next word: lunchboxes ---
**Author:** ![Chef\_Troy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Chef\_Troy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chef_Troy)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/122 "2001-07-18T15:31:41Z")
I like my women like I like my lunchboxes: able to accomodate my desire to nibble no matter where we are, and able to take a thermos inside. (okay, I don’t like my women EXACTLY the way I like my lunchboxes…) Next: tupperware ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/123 "2001-07-18T15:48:26Z")
I like my women like I like my **compact disks** : free and plentiful from AOL. 😉 I like my women like I like my **tupperware** : tight yet accommodating, and in the kitchen. [sub]no, not really…[/sub] Next word: **three-ring binders** ---
**Author:** ![mongrel\_8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@mongrel\_8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mongrel_8)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/124 "2001-07-18T15:49:35Z")
I like my women like I like my tupperware: in all shapes and sizes, easy to see through, and ready for me to put some sausage in them. Next: mints ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/125 "2001-07-18T16:20:04Z")
I like my women like I like my three-ring binders: I get to use all three inputs when putting it in under the covers. Next: tonsils ---
**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/126 "2001-07-18T16:32:02Z")
I like my men like I like my tonsils; Missing. (swollen and pain inducing?) Next up: Shampoo ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/127 "2001-07-18T16:42:36Z")
I like my women like I like my shampoo; after you’re done using them the first time, you repeat as needed. Next word: waterbed ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/128 "2001-07-18T16:57:11Z")
I like my men like I like my waterbed: King-sized, firm and undulating beneath me I like my men like I like my mints: melting in my mouth and with plenty more for later Next: muffins ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/129 "2001-07-18T17:02:08Z")
I like my women like I like my muffins: Warm, moist, and a little bit flaky from time to time. Covered in butter, too. Next word: Jizz 😃 ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/130 "2001-07-18T19:02:26Z")
I like my men like I like my jizz: Nonexistent. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/131 "2001-07-18T19:04:44Z")
Next word: comic book ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/132 "2001-07-18T19:20:24Z")
I like my men like i like my comic books: with a flexible spine. Next thing: greek urn ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/133 "2001-07-18T19:25:47Z")
I like my women like I like my comic books: flexible, artistic, full of colourful imagery, and, of course, readily openable at a touch. 😃 next word: cellphone [sub]okay, I’m just looking around my cubicle to get words…[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/134 "2001-07-18T19:28:01Z")
I like my men like I like my greek urns: hard, shapely and lovely to look at. I like my men like I like my comic books: colorful, full of adventure and able to get my imagination going. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/135 "2001-07-18T19:31:21Z")
Woops, next word: grapefruit (has this one been done?) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/136 "2001-07-18T20:17:35Z")
I like my women like I like my grapefruit: Lush, ripe and growing on trees, ready for me to pluck them down, peel them down to naked, and eat them. Next word: sasquatch ---
**Author:** ![Enright3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/enright3/32/2897_2.png) [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/137 "2001-07-18T20:28:58Z")
I like my women like I like my grapefruit, tangy, sweet, and fresh from the Florida or California coast. I like like my women like I like my cellphone… not able to talk to each other if they’re from different regions! Next up… Evelyn Wood (Yes, the speed reading Evelyn Wood) ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/138 "2001-07-18T20:55:46Z")
sasquatch. I ain’t touchin’ that one cause the only thing that comes to mind is “hairy” and “imaginary”, neither of which will do. I like my men like Evelyn Wood: fast and able to get their point across without a lot of wasted words. next: book bag ---
**Author:** ![Sultan\_Kinkari](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7bcc69/32.png) [@Sultan\_Kinkari](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sultan_Kinkari)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/139 "2001-07-18T21:06:34Z")
I like my women like I like my bookbags, ready to go whenever I am and available with leather straps. ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2001, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/140 "2001-07-18T21:31:37Z")
I like my women like i like my Sasquatch, support beer consumption and wild as hell. next word: Duct tape [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=8)