# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/141 "2001-07-19T07:53:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by **Le Sang** \* > I like my women like I like my duct tape: strong enough to hold me together, and able to do absolutely anything in a pinch. I can’t believe you guys missed this one (warning: inappropriate): I like my women like I like my **Grapefruits** : Sweet and tangy, and they squirt you in the eye when you’re eating them. Come on folks! I expect better from you! Next word: **Root Beer**. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/142 "2001-07-19T09:31:57Z")
I like my women like I like my **root beer** : light, sweet, a pleasure to have, and reminiscent of the more innocent days of my youth. And sticky. 😉 And another coffee one: I like my women like I like my coffee: spiked with alcohol, and preferably with large cups. Next word: **linoleum** ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/143 "2001-07-19T09:47:16Z")
I like my men like I like linoleum-- long-lasting, polished, and on the floor. Next: Ugueth Urbina 😃 ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/144 "2001-07-19T09:51:21Z")
I like my women like I like my **Ugueth Urbina** : so erratic that I can’t trade them away… Next: **Alcatraz**. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/145 "2001-07-19T11:45:10Z")
I like my men like I like my (!) Alcatraz-- stone-faced, and open to visitors who want to explore the “facilities”. 😉 Next: fuzzy dice ---
**Author:** ![Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/146 "2001-07-19T11:56:19Z")
I like my women like I like my fuzzy dice: always hanging around, they make me look fast, and they’re shaggy. very shaggy. Next: spoon ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/147 "2001-07-19T12:26:02Z")
I like my women like I like my **spoons** : curvy, yet slightly bent. Next: **zippers** ---
**Author:** ![Moonshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5e9695/32.png) [@Moonshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moonshine)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/148 "2001-07-19T12:43:56Z")
I like my women like my zippers: In My Pants. Next word: Pants ---
**Author:** ![Jera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jera)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/149 "2001-07-19T17:12:06Z")
I like my men like I like my Pants, comfortable, not to tight and styled for all occasions. Next: manilla folders (this ought to be interesting…) ---
**Author:** ![Jera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jera)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/150 "2001-07-19T17:19:31Z")
I like my men like I like my Pants, comfortable, not to tight and styled for all occasions. Next: manilla folders (this ought to be interesting…) ---
**Author:** ![Jera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/958977/32.png) [@Jera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jera)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/151 "2001-07-19T17:28:22Z")
I like my men like I like my Pants, comfortable, not to tight and styled for all occasions. Next: manilla folders (this ought to be interesting…) ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/152 "2001-07-19T18:29:49Z")
I like my men like I like my manilla folders: a little bit tan and with a cool exterior to mask the interesting things inside. Next: Rubber bands. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/153 "2001-07-19T19:02:51Z")
I like my women like I like my rubber bands, conveniently spread across the desk as a useful way to keep fingers occupied while not smoking. Next Up: A **named** moderator _of your choice_ ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/154 "2001-07-19T19:11:41Z")
I like my men like I like my **TubaDivas** : knowledgeable and strict. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/155 "2001-07-19T19:50:39Z")
“ **And…** ”, he says, with a stern, manly tone. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/156 "2001-07-19T20:13:06Z")
:o [sub]bad Bunny[/sub] Next up: powdered instant beverages ---
**Author:** ![Wump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed655f/32.png) [@Wump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wump)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2001, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/157 "2001-07-19T21:32:44Z")
i like my women like i like my powdered instant beverages: Quick and easy, with ice cubes… 😃 Next: Hockey Cards ---
**Author:** ![mongrel\_8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@mongrel\_8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mongrel_8)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/158 "2001-07-20T14:17:07Z")
I like my women like I like my hockey cards: picture-perfect but bleeding and missing teeth. Next word: lumber ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/159 "2001-07-20T22:27:19Z")
I like my men like I like my lumber: aromatic, at home in the forest, and hard-wood. Next: wine. ---
**Author:** ![Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/41988e/32.png) [@Tequila\_Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tequila_Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/160 "2001-07-20T22:35:47Z")
I like my women like I like my wine, with nice legs, blond or vibrantly red, and very quaffable. Next chew toys [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=9)