# New Game. I like my women... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716 "2001-07-16T19:15:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/161 "2001-07-20T23:06:37Z")
I like my women like I like my chew toys: cute, squeezable, and fun in the bath. 😃 Next: alarm clock ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2001, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/162 "2001-07-20T23:06:49Z")
I love my men like I love my chew toys: pliant, squeaky, just firm enough to be interesting. Next word: crabs ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/163 "2001-07-21T01:22:39Z")
I like my women like I like my crabs - sucking on my genitals. Next word: Urinal cake ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/164 "2001-07-21T01:55:02Z")
I like my men like I like my Urinal cake: Manly, functional, and frequently replaced. Next: christmas lights ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/165 "2001-07-21T01:56:28Z")
I like my women like I like my **urinal cake**. Smelling fresh and always cleaning. Next up: **High Colonic** ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/166 "2001-07-21T02:53:46Z")
I like my men like I like my christmas lights: blinking and shiny in all the right places at all the wrong times. 🙂 Next word: Doughnut holes ---
**Author:** ![Nocturne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/9fc348/32.png) [@Nocturne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nocturne)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/167 "2001-07-21T03:28:23Z")
I like my men like I like my doughnut holes: small, sweet, and able to get me sticky! Next up: Pagodas ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/168 "2001-07-21T04:08:17Z")
I like my men like I like pagodas-- Asian, and erected for worship. Next: pink lemonade ---
**Author:** ![Gozu\_Tashoya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7993a0/32.png) [@Gozu\_Tashoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gozu_Tashoya)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/169 "2001-07-21T05:05:09Z")
I like my women like I like my pink lemonade - wet, sticky, and all over my pants. Next word: flashlight ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/170 "2001-07-21T05:31:35Z")
I said **HIGH COLONIC!** ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/171 "2001-07-21T05:35:17Z")
I like my high colonic like I like my alarm clock… [sub]no, waitaminnit, that isn’t right[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Cyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a88e4f/32.png) [@Cyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyn)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/172 "2001-07-21T05:50:58Z")
I like my men like I like my flashlight: lenghty enough for a two handed grip and fully energized in the dark, with enough juice to last until dawn. I like my men like I like my alarm clock: Giving me a rude awakening and insistant about not letting me sleep through anything good. Next: printer ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/173 "2001-07-21T05:52:31Z")
I like my men like I like my _laser_ printer: spittin’ it out a mile a minute, and a nice crisp finish. ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/174 "2001-07-21T12:55:55Z")
I wasn’t gonna touch **Whammo** ’s suggestion, but… \ I like my men like I like my high colonics-- refreshing. Not that I know what a high colonic is like, mind you… but I can imagine… you know… Um, next: [geoducks](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_073.html) ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/175 "2001-07-21T14:44:35Z")
I like men like I like geoducks…not at all 😉 Next up - dictionaries. ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/176 "2001-07-21T16:36:29Z")
I like my men like I like my dictionaries - sizeable, thick and full of a broad variety of words, ready to burst forth at any time. Next up - jingle bells ---
**Author:** ![Diane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2acd7d/32.png) [@Diane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diane)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/177 "2001-07-21T17:44:03Z")
i like my men like jingle bells. . . oh what fun they are to ride. next - bbq grill. p.s. - please don’t mind the typing - i’m typing one handed - no shift key ability - and on heavy, wonderful meds. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/178 "2001-07-21T17:50:46Z")
[sub]_snicker_ AudreyK likes high colonics!\*snicker[/sub] I like my women like I like my BBQ Grill, Big and round and smokin hot! Next up: Lobotomy ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/179 "2001-07-21T18:07:27Z")
I like my women like I like my lobotomies: able to cut away the pain and leave me in a happy happy world… [sub]wait a minute, that doesn’t seem quite right either[/sub] Next word: box-girder bridges ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716/180 "2001-07-21T18:08:53Z")
I like my men like I like my box-girder bridges - big and sturdy and capable of carrying the weight of the world. Next up: Magnifying glass [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-i-like-my-women/72716.md?page=10)