# \*New Game\* Mystery Doper!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-mystery-doper/56628>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 3, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-mystery-doper/56628 "2001-03-03T16:16:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-mystery-doper/56628/1 "2001-03-03T16:16:44Z")

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I sort of wished I could do a mystery date style game (but that would just result in another thread degenerating into an orgy), so the new game…

“Open the door… to your… Mystery Doper!”

Just guess who the doper is that is being described. Other people can add descriptions as they please.  
The first:  
“I have doomed the world by shaving off my beard”

Please god don’t let this thread degenerate into an orgy…

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**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-mystery-doper/56628/2 "2001-03-03T16:40:01Z")

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> The first:  
> “I have doomed the world by shaving off my beard”

This would be our esteemed Moderator, **Eutychus55.**

Now here’s mine:

“I need some salsa to go with these feet.”

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**Author:** ![Sue\_Duhnym](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@Sue\_Duhnym](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sue_Duhnym)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2001, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-mystery-doper/56628/3 "2001-03-03T16:58:17Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Persephone \*  
> “I need some salsa to go with these feet.”

Whammo!!!

Next: “I have a band of frogs.”