# New game: Neverending thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569 "2000-09-26T06:43:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/541 "2000-11-14T03:23:22Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slimy worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips

octopussy  
Connery

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/542 "2000-11-14T04:39:33Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slimy worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy

Connery  
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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/543 "2000-11-14T06:37:14Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slimy worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/544 "2000-11-14T06:39:53Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slimy worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie

Frederick

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/545 "2000-11-14T07:01:35Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slimy worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick

Crane

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**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/546 "2000-11-14T20:32:14Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slimy worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick

Crane  
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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/547 "2000-11-14T23:38:48Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train

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**Author:** ![ricepad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@ricepad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ricepad)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/548 "2000-11-15T02:01:28Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor

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**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/549 "2000-11-15T07:58:33Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor

semi  
demitasse

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/550 "2000-11-15T08:26:19Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor

semi  
demitasse  
huh?

---

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**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/551 "2000-11-15T08:27:57Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor

semi  
demitasse  
huh?  
confusion

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/552 "2000-11-15T08:32:39Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor

semi  
demitasse  
huh?  
Confusion  
Women

---

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**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/553 "2000-11-15T08:34:54Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor

semi  
demitasse  
huh?  
Confusion  
Women  
evil

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/554 "2000-11-15T08:35:43Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor

semi  
demitasse  
huh?  
Confusion  
Women  
evil  
Lucifer

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/555 "2000-11-15T08:37:28Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil  
Lucifer  
beautiful

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<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![wyldelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/4491bb/32.png) [@wyldelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wyldelf)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/556 "2000-11-15T08:38:53Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil  
Lucifer  
beautiful  
women

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**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\
**Post date:** [November 15, 2000, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/557 "2000-11-15T09:17:55Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil  
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**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/558 "2000-11-16T05:58:30Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinnochio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch

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**Post date:** [November 16, 2000, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/559 "2000-11-16T22:46:29Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad

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**Post date:** [November 17, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/560 "2000-11-17T04:30:03Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary (supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crap submissive meek weak day never Bond glue horses wild men children innocence guilt presumption rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willie Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad  
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