# New game: Neverending thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 26, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569 "2000-09-26T06:43:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/601 "2000-11-23T10:36:06Z")

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600 posts and still nothing to say.

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**Author:** ![kiwizukini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@kiwizukini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiwizukini)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/602 "2000-11-23T10:36:27Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila  
Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women

```
                     party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver

                     hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling
                     problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge
                     liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h)
                     bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary
                     doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale
                     fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds
                     mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks

                     licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline
                     rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this.flying nun
                     business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida
                     mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin
                     cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window
                     voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning
                     fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick
                     stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine
                     ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics
                     Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin
                     rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float
                     cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram
                     trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism
                     Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue
                     fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable
                     braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple
                     haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies

                     shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter
                     draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give
                     blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile
                     maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat

                     hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep
                     voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter
                     gary(supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram
                     SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster's
                     Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak
                     day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics
                     sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom
                     rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space
                     scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray
                     yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose
                     garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel
                     Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful
                     breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane
                     train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women
                     matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner
                     at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead
                     Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marke Parker
                     Brothers Sisters

                     twins
                     fantasies

                     Jack Daniels
                     Alcoholic

```

Drunk

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/603 "2000-11-23T12:19:39Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila  
Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women

```
                     party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver

                     hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling
                     problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge
                     liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h)
                     bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary
                     doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale
                     fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds
                     mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks

                     licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline
                     rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this.flying nun
                     business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida
                     mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin
                     cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window
                     voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning
                     fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick
                     stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine
                     ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics
                     Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin
                     rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float
                     cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram
                     trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism
                     Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue
                     fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable
                     braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple
                     haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies

                     shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter
                     draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give
                     blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile
                     maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat

                     hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep
                     voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter
                     gary(supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram
                     SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster's
                     Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak
                     day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics
                     sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom
                     rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space
                     scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray
                     yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose
                     garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel
                     Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful
                     breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane
                     train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women
                     matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner
                     at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead
                     Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marke Parker
                     Brothers Sisters

                     twins
                     fantasies

                     Jack Daniels
                     Alcoholic

```

Drunk  
Okapi

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**Author:** ![filthy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/da6949/32.png) [@filthy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/filthy)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/604 "2000-11-23T15:49:08Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila  
Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women

party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver

hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling  
problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge  
liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h)  
bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary  
doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale  
fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds  
mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks

licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline  
rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this.flying nun  
business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida  
mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin  
cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window  
voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning  
fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick  
stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine  
ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics  
Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin  
rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float  
cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram  
trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism  
Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue  
fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable  
braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple  
haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies

shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter  
draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give  
blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile  
maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat

hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep  
voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter  
gary(supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram  
SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s  
Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak  
day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics  
sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom  
rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space  
scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray  
yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose  
garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel  
Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful  
breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane  
train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women  
matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner  
at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead  
Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marke Parker  
Brothers Sisters

twins  
fantasies

Jack Daniels  
Alcoholic  
Drunk  
Okapi  
aardvark

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**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [November 23, 2000, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/605 "2000-11-23T23:35:27Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin  
cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float  
cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable  
braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies  
shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give  
blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner  
at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marke Parker  
Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic  
Drunk Okapi aardvark

puppet

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bc8723/32.png) [@Dark\_Lord\_Davidson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Lord_Davidson)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/606 "2000-11-24T01:59:00Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin  
cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float  
cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable  
braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies  
shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give  
blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner  
at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marke Parker  
Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic  
Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet

Elmo

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**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/607 "2000-11-24T02:41:28Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin  
cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float  
cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable  
braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies  
shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give  
blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner  
at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marke Parker  
Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic  
Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo  
Emo

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**Author:** ![Nukeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce7236/32.png) [@Nukeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nukeman)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/608 "2000-11-24T20:45:19Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin  
cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float  
cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable  
braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies  
shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give  
blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner  
at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marke Parker  
Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic  
Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo  
Emo  
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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin  
cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float  
cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable  
braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies  
shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give  
blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner  
at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marke Parker  
Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic  
Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo  
Emo  
Emu  
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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin

kranillopoppin  
(I used a nonsense word coined by Gary Owens in the cartoon series Roger Ramjet. Used here because I don’t know what “turduckin” means either.–dm)

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin

kranillopoppin  
(I used a nonsense word coined by Gary Owens in the cartoon series Roger Ramjet. Used here because I don’t know what “turduckin” means either.–dm)

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy

life

(ps. turduckin is, I believe, a dead chicken stuffed inside a dead duck stuffed inside a dead turkey. People apparently eat this. But to me the name sounds like something you scoop out of the litterbox.)

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy life

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy life savers

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D. doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus camping Vaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy life savers

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**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/616 "2000-11-26T01:43:45Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil  
women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex  
goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel  
fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls  
night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter  
Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish  
sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you  
all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida  
mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack  
fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter  
hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko  
libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue  
balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot  
troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation  
cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout  
indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral  
snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine  
dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache  
Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird  
feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter  
gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo!  
hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on  
rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome  
condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D.  
doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo  
Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful  
breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil  
Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus campingVaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy life  
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**Author:** ![fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/7ba0ec/32.png) [@fish\_in\_the\_sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fish_in_the_sky)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/617 "2000-11-26T05:00:25Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D.  
doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus campingVaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy life savers Shavers close

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**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/618 "2000-11-26T06:32:18Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D.  
doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus campingVaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy life savers Shavers close

call  
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**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/619 "2000-11-26T14:00:48Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D.  
doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus campingVaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy life savers Shavers close

call  
me  
irresponsible  
politition

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**Post date:** [November 26, 2000, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-neverending-thread/34569/620 "2000-11-26T23:17:23Z")

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rubber bean bag lady tramp Chaplin minister scandal monger horde Mongol Hun Attila Godzilla Japan neon Genesis Job Bible God Satan evil women angel Lucifer evil women party alcohol rubbing massage moans pain hangover asprin vodka screwdriver piledriver hemorroid sex goat stench compost garden kinky chain saw massicure spelling problem child prodigy AOL Netscape ass monkey tail Fievel fail mace cudgel fudge liscoop ice cream cake chocolate chips integrated circuit boardroom full diaper poo(h) bear backing down cunnilingus hair ball boys girls night mare juxtaposition missionary doggiestyle snoop narc pain hammer drill oil slick quote me Tarzan Jane Grey scale fish worm hook Peter Pan lost boys girls kisses foreplay irritant sand castle clouds mounds baseball diamonds rubies Emerald City lights darks owl Hootie Blowfish sucks licks spittle faucet Farrah ten perfect Ford crap tastic spastic elastic bungee adreniline rush .inserted subliminal message to see if you all are really reading this. .hey, I’m reading this. flying nun business serious yahoo sucks cesspool cleaner bucket kick ball fire cracker Florida mono mononucleosis sleep boyfriend passionate squeeze cheese balls bowling pin cushion syndrome sleep narcosis narcotic powder crack fart knocker door window voyeur eyeball poked stooges slapstick pratfall vaudeville comedy black white lightning fury five gimme shelter hurricane tornado alley cat Stevens shotgun wabbit Brunswick stew Buckshot Jones Forgetful Jones stupid dense fundamentalist wacko libertine ribbed pleasure Spartan spirit chutzpah dictionary Websters Spider-man comics Wolverine badger pregnant uh-oh ICQ NYPD blue balls melon collie sadness pumpkin rotting pinata candy Kurgan Highlander claymore Vietnam movie reel fishing boat float cracker racist idiot troll bridge explosive bomb hydrogen element tungsten wolfram trade elite status quo pro hooker pimp zit nipple nurse shortage starvation cannibalism Guinea pig fry spatter bug zapper Scott Goodyear blimp football boredom fatigue fatigues private joke practical magic roundabout indirect routing road meat vegetable braindead Republicans upright tent pole shaft rigid fear loathing hatred Barney purple haze reefer coral snake skin touch tone deaf bat cave nick night sweats oldies newbies shiney happy people untrustworthy politicians Slim worms eat dine dime nickel quarter draw reefer roach pipe line judge mental case International Incident miss take give blood vampire drink milk mustache Pistachio Pinocchio Woody doll face smile maniacal grin teeth Doctor hands mesomorph blob goo snot infection scar keloid throat hummingbird feeder mice snake oil corn stalk fear dark shadow puppet show peep voyeur Godiva naked singularity quantum physics motion particles glitter gary supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!) chimneysweep bird poop baby stroller pram SPAM!!! e-mail Porn good grief sadness woe woo Boo! hoo Roo! Australian Foster’s Beer Gunslinger outdraw dead duck Daffy despicable Crazy submissive meek weak day never Bond on rashness brashness rudeness snobs toffs scum crud politics sickandtired chunder sunder sunday football cheerleader fantasies threesome condom rubber tire necktie uncomfortable comfortable Placid boring auger ice cold space scream fear horror Stephen King BSE BRB Ph.D.  
doctor quack drake Ramoray yaromar kevlar vest bullet-proof tequila chili Willy Free Liberty death decompose garbage refuse repent voodoo Live and let die Bond Jack Daniels Sam Adams Samuel Jackson Ezekiel 25:17 God damn beaver armadillo agoricantespontephobia mouthful breast mammary Niblick inky lips octopussy Connery sexy lingerie Frederick Crane train conductor semi demitasse huh? Confusion Women evil Lucifer beautiful women matriarch broad bean soup kitchen magician France conehead frying pan skillet dinner at Eight ate anus campingVaseline VaporubA france surrender gravity angel pinhead Zippy Skippy peanut butter lard fry fish chowder clam trapdoor magic marker Parker Brothers Sisters twins fantasies Jack Daniels Alcoholic Drunk Okapi aardvark puppet Elmo Emo Emu turduckin kranillopoppin loopy life savers Shavers close call me irresponsible politition

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