# New Game: Who wants to play the Questions game?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 16, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591 "2000-08-16T17:47:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/181 "2000-08-18T16:54:11Z")

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What did everyone have for lunch? Did anyone else enjoy a frozen yogurt? Isn’t regular yogurt a healthy meal? Why shouldn’t the frozen variety also be a healthy meal?

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**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/182 "2000-08-18T17:00:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \*  
> What did everyone have for lunch?

should I have bothered to read the first post of this thread?

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> Did anyone else enjoy a frozen yogurt?

What is the point of this game?

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> Isn’t regular yogurt a healthy meal?

Can someone explain it to me?

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> Why shouldn’t the frozen variety also be a healthy meal?

can anyone explain it to me?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/183 "2000-08-18T17:06:58Z")

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Repetition. One point. Does anyone think eyor was trying to go for the Rule of Threes?

Isn’t it always a good idea to read the rules of a game?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/184 "2000-08-18T17:10:01Z")

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What was the meaning of the quotes in eyor’s post?

Did Swiddles see in the other thread how lazy I can be?  
Should I thank her for the link since she saved my lazy ass the trouble of searching for it?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/185 "2000-08-18T17:15:16Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pink Slinky \*  
> \*\*Should I thank her for the link since she saved my lazy ass the trouble of searching for it? \*\*

Does this make me an enabler? Are you gonna come?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/186 "2000-08-18T17:26:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \*  
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> Does this make me an enabler? Are you gonna come? \*\*

Are you asking about the concert or the party?  
Did you know my family and I are catching a bus at 9am on Sunday?  
Did you know SoulSling’s party is within walking distance from my home?  
Will you fight your weariness and come?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/187 "2000-08-18T17:33:30Z")

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Has Swiddles ever turned down a party unless she is exhausted? But how tired will she be after driving (half driving, half sitting) for 7.5 hours to get there, then dancing to Guster? Doesn’t Pinky know she’s welcome to come to Guster, too, if she wants?

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/188 "2000-08-18T17:36:40Z")

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Swiddles, do you know that if I were invited to such a party, lived even REMOTELY near it, and had the good fortune to be this close to other DOPERS I would be there in a heartbeat? Can you tell that I’m lonely? Do you know that if you lived near me I’d drag out myself?

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**Author:** ![eyor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@eyor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eyor)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/189 "2000-08-18T17:38:11Z")

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do I need a reason for everything?  
is this game as difficult to comprehend as it seems?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/190 "2000-08-18T17:42:35Z")

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Is Strutter lonely? Where does she live? Can we have one really big Dopefest? What place is big enough to hold all 9000 of us?

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/191 "2000-08-18T17:47:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pink Slinky \*  
> \*\*Is Strutter lonely? Where does she live? Can we have one really big Dopefest? What place is big enough to hold all 9000 of us? \*\*

Do you know where the Middle’O Nowhere is? Would somebody give me a lift to this Dopefest?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/192 "2000-08-18T18:16:59Z")

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Does struuter know that she has possibly pushed me off the fence on going? Does soulsling’s friend know that they are now hosting a Dopefest? Will they care? Is anyone else concerned that soulsling isn’t back from lunch, and it’s 2:15? Could his boss have killed him or something?

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/193 "2000-08-18T18:21:17Z")

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How did Swiddles know I was thinking the same thing?  
Do you think his boss is chewing him out?  
Could it be about excessive internet usage?

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**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/194 "2000-08-18T18:22:22Z")

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> \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \*  
> What did everyone have for lunch?

Did I intend to eat a healthy lunch? Did I succeed? Why did they put a Dairy Queen exactly where I turned off the road? Why did I not go to Baskin Robbins instead?

Why does the discussion no longer focus on **Swiddles** ’ ass? Why are her lips no longer a topic of conversation? Why has her ‘big girl bed’ not been more aggressively researched?

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/195 "2000-08-18T18:22:46Z")

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Is there a way we can find out about soul? Are you as worried as I am? Does Swiddles know that she is on my list of people-I’d-like-to-meet? Would you believe that I’m not just saying that?

Do you really think they killed him? Do they know what he can do with that tongue?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/196 "2000-08-18T18:32:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Pink Slinky \*  
> \*\*Could it be about excessive internet usage? \*\*

Didn’t soul say something at the last NYC Dopefest about his boss introducing him to the SD? Didn’t that start a conversation about how everyone at the Dopefest wanted to work wherever soul works?

How amazing is my memory?

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> Does Swiddles know that she is on my list of people-I’d-like-to-meet? Would you believe that I’m not just saying that?

How sweet is that?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/197 "2000-08-18T18:37:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*
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> Were you quoting a movie? Would you tell me which one?

Did no one realize my quote was from _Clerks_?

Do you have the one with that guy who was in that movie last year?

Do you feel lucky?

Who’s gonna fly it kid, you?

Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

Who are those guys?

Did I leave the iron on?

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/198 "2000-08-18T18:41:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by struuter \*  
> Does Swiddles know that she is on my list of people-I’d-like-to-meet?

Rhetorical question (Swiddles is on everybody’s list of people to meet). One point.

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**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/199 "2000-08-18T18:44:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by struuter \*
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> > Were you quoting a movie? Would you tell me which one?
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> Did no one realize my quote was from _Clerks_?
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> Do you have the one with that guy who was in that movie last year?
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> Do you feel lucky?
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> Who’s gonna fly it kid, you?
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> Did you ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?
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> Who are those guys?
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> Did I leave the iron on? \*\*

Clerks? Could I feel any dumber? Do you know that I really like that movie?

You know how to whistle, don’t you?

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2000, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/200 "2000-08-18T18:46:48Z")

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Is your name Ivan? Can you show us your metal face? 😃

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