# New Game: Who wants to play the Questions game? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591 "2000-08-16T17:47:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/81 "2000-08-17T18:36:46Z")
Can I play? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/82 "2000-08-17T18:39:42Z")
Jimmy, would you like to play? Have you played before? ---
**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/83 "2000-08-17T18:42:57Z")
Where has this thread been that I’ve missed it until now? said by **struuter** in response to **Swiddles** > [@](#): > > Do you know that I’ve never had another woman call me ‘darling’ before? Does anyone else find this deliciously erotic? What the hell does DNFTT stand for? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/84 "2000-08-17T18:57:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by grem0517 \*Does anyone else find this deliciously erotic? > \*\* Would you believe that no one’s ever considered anything I say to be deliciously erotic? May I take that as a compliment? ---
**Author:** ![Moe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/moe/32/2972_2.png) [@Moe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moe)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/85 "2000-08-17T19:05:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Robot Arm \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by Moe \* > > > > Don’t you think you may have been a bit hasty in labeling my question ‘rhetorical’? > > Don’t you think a question with such an obvious answer must have been asked rhetorically? > \*\* Do you believe it took me as long as it did to get it? Could I be slipping? _grem_ **D** o **N** ot **F** eed **T** he **T** rolls? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/86 "2000-08-17T19:11:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\*Do you think other people got tired of the kissing-of-Swiddles’-ass? \*\* Could anyone ever tire of kissing Swiddles’ ass? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/87 "2000-08-17T19:17:55Z")
Where is Swiddles? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/88 "2000-08-17T19:22:43Z")
Haven’t we [done this before](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27867)? And given that, mightn’t struuter’s sig be especially relevant? And does all this butt-kissing have anything to do with felching? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/89 "2000-08-17T19:27:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Chronos \* > \*\*Haven’t we [done this before](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=27867)? > And given that, mightn’t struuter’s sig be especially relevant? > And does all this butt-kissing have anything to do with felching? \*\* Did you have to bring up felching? Don’t you need straws for that? Do you like my sig? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/90 "2000-08-17T19:32:44Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SouthernStyle \* > \*\*Could anyone ever tire of kissing Swiddles’ ass? > > \*\* Don’t you think Swiddles would soon tire? Wouldn’t her ass get a little sore? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/91 "2000-08-17T19:36:22Z")
Are better questions, “would her ass quickly tire if done correctly?” and “how quickly would her ass tire if done incorrectly”? Correct? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/92 "2000-08-17T19:41:35Z")
What has happened to this thread? Have you stooped so low as to resort to sexual references? Why am I not involved? ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/93 "2000-08-17T19:42:01Z")
Do you think that I’m posting here to pad my post count? Is Swiddles ass tasty? ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/94 "2000-08-17T19:44:09Z")
The question is, if Swiddle’s tired ass was from Firestone, has it been recalled? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/95 "2000-08-17T19:47:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by 2nd Law \* > \*\*The question is, if Swiddle’s tired ass was from Firestone, has it been recalled? \*\* Hasn’t every male in this thread recalled Swiddle’s as, if only in his imagination? ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/96 "2000-08-17T19:49:36Z")
2ndLaw, did you have to bring up that debacle? Or were you just trying to change the subject? Where are we going with this? Why am I in this handbasket? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/97 "2000-08-17T19:54:16Z")
If Swiddles’ ass was made by Firestone, would this sequence of posts be renamed to be a “tread”? :: apologizes :: ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/98 "2000-08-17T19:58:52Z")
Do I have to change my name to Swooddles to get my ask kissed? How many times do I have to ask? Do you have any idea what this has done to my self-esteem? ---
**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/99 "2000-08-17T19:59:38Z")
Does anyone else think SouthernStyle should duck and run? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/100 "2000-08-17T20:01:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dogsbody \* > > Where are we going with this? Why am I in this handbasket? \*\* Why dogsbody, how are you today? Can I guess where the handbasket’s going? Shall we try to defend Swiddles’ honor? Would she rather we not? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591.md?page=6)