# New Game: Who wants to play the Questions game? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 16, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591 "2000-08-16T17:47:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/101 "2000-08-17T20:06:09Z")
Do you understand that I meant to type “ass” instead of ask? What does this preview button do? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/102 "2000-08-17T20:09:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > Shall we try to defend Swiddles’ honor? Would she rather we not? If we did, would it just seem like we were kissing her ass? And am I the only one who thinks her wit comes through on this board far better than her ass ever could? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/103 "2000-08-17T20:09:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Where is Swiddles? \*\* Don’t you hate it when you have to go to the oral surgeon for a consultation because your wisdom teeth must come out? > [@](#): > > - Originally posted by Chronos\*\*\*Haven’t we done this before? \*\* Did we kiss Swiddle’s ass in that thread? Doesn’t the omission of ass-kissing in the previous thread differentiate between the two enough? > [@](#): > > - Originally posted by Chronos\*\*\* And does all this butt-kissing have anything to do with felching?\*\* Are you trying to make me horrified and scream “NO!?” Do you REALLY think I’m that easy to trip up? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/104 "2000-08-17T20:11:52Z")
Did I welcome you back Swiddles? Are you still cranky? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/105 "2000-08-17T20:16:01Z")
Isn’t Pinky a sweetheart for asking? Has Pinky ever had her wisdom teeth out? Did they go through a speech about what could possibly go wrong? Has Pinky ever gone from being cranky to being cranky, AND nervous? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/106 "2000-08-17T20:16:01Z")
Swiddles, are you feeling better? Will you require surgery? Will you be surprised when all these men offer to do unmentionables to your ass to make you feel better? Can you blame me for wishing my ass was as coveted? Should I start my own thread? Is that the key? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/107 "2000-08-17T20:18:54Z")
Does struuter really think that having unmentionable things done to your ass makes you feel better? Would you guess that this will be my first major surgery? Did you know I’ll be having all four impacted teeth removed? Can you say “eep?” ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/108 "2000-08-17T20:21:24Z")
Is **struuter** away that I’ll mention “unmentionables”? Is anyone concerned that I’ve _performed_ “unmentionables”? Would **Swiddles** like me to keep her ass warm in her “big girl bed”? Have I submitted posers enough? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/109 "2000-08-17T20:22:37Z")
Can you say “I’ll be okay, it won’t be as bad as I think it will”? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/110 "2000-08-17T20:26:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > \*\*Has Pinky ever had her wisdom teeth out? \*\* Does remembered pain ever hurt more than actual pain? > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by struuter \* > \*\*Should I start my own thread? Is that the key? \*\* Haven’t I already covered this? If I kiss yours will you kiss mine? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/111 "2000-08-17T20:26:14Z")
Southern, huh? Swiddles, can I offer my sympathy? Did you know I had all mine out too? Have they needlessly frightened you? Will you be receiving good drugs to help with the pain? Do you know how much I wish I could go with you to ease your mind? ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/112 "2000-08-17T20:30:04Z")
Does struuter doubt that Swiddles would undergo this ordeal WITHOUT anestesia and those magical words: “Post-surgery narcotics?” Won’t MommaRiddles pat me on the head quite a bit and say “dooga-dooga, there-there?” Aren’t moms nice? Isn’t it strange how discussion has gone from my ass to my mouth? Should I be concerned? ---
**Author:** ![Revedge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecae2f/32.png) [@Revedge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revedge)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/113 "2000-08-17T20:30:11Z")
Will everybody be pissed off if I use this thread to make my hundredth post? Does anybody care? ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/114 "2000-08-17T20:30:47Z")
Enough with the hypothetical sympathy, I wish you a brilliant doctor and a speedy recovery. And doesn’t that period look out of place in this thread? ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/115 "2000-08-17T20:41:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SwimmingRiddles \* > > Isn’t it strange how discussion has gone from my ass to my mouth? Should I be concerned? \*\* Do you mind if I don’t answer that? Can you imagine the snide/naughty comments to come? _do have a chin up, sweetie. They’ll take good care of you._ ---
**Author:** ![Zoing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/ecccb3/32.png) [@Zoing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoing)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/116 "2000-08-17T20:43:45Z")
Have I mentioned that I got my wisdom teeth out two weeks ago? Would it be productive for me to complain? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/117 "2000-08-17T20:52:56Z")
When I get home from work will this thread still be up here? Should I boost it if it isn’t? Would it be worth it? Is there anything more disheartening then boosting a thread that no one will post to? **Will no one kiss my ass?** ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/118 "2000-08-17T21:03:52Z")
What tone are you saying that in, Pinky? Is it a request, or an order? Don’t you know that I would in a second? Can’t you imagine how tiring it is to get your ass kissed all day? Can I thank the Dopers for being so nice about my stupid teeth? Who needs teeth, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/119 "2000-08-17T21:05:21Z")
Should I repost the corrected statement, “Is struuter aware that I’ll mention ‘unmentionables’”? Should I my lips follow the thread’s movement from **Swiddles’** ass to her mouth? Why am I even wondering such a thing? ---
**Author:** ![SouthernStyle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b3f665/32.png) [@SouthernStyle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SouthernStyle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2000, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591/120 "2000-08-17T21:08:29Z")
Will **Pink Slinky** ’s profile be amended to indicate her gender? Could I have determined what I need to know from the SDMB member photos? How can I possibly leave this thread long enough to go home? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-game-who-wants-to-play-the-questions-game/29591.md?page=7)