# New Generation Doper Brat Pack - Auditions open. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523 "2004-05-28T15:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lady\_Kate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/aca169/32.png) [@Lady\_Kate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lady_Kate)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/41 "2004-05-29T02:25:48Z")
Like **harmless** and Claire, I, too, can apply lipstick sans hands. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/42 "2004-05-29T15:28:52Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > I can apply my lipstick using only my boobs. photos, please? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/43 "2004-05-29T16:18:32Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > I can apply my lipstick using only my boobs. I agree with **Rufus**. People _say_ they can do something butā€¦ šŸ˜ƒ Ok, here it is, in no significant order except alphabetically, the first members to be chosen of the **Doper Brat Pack** are: **BiblioCat** **CandidGamera** **Chastain86** **Hal Briston** (but only if he brings **kittenlm** ) **harmless** **misstee** **Really Not All That Bright** **Rufus Xavier** Congratulations, you can know wear the following sig line with pride: **Honk if youā€™re horny.** No waitā€¦ **Official Doper Brat** Why those dopers? Simply because I know half of the list from talking in threads, and the other half from reputation. šŸ˜‰ **Ghanima** , **jackelope** , **Lady Kate** , **mlerose** , **NE Texan** , **P\_T\_** , **yellowval** you are all still in the running. Itā€™s just I donā€™t what any of you are like so until then I must deliberate (translation = Iā€™m making you sweat) šŸ˜ƒ New task: What is your best thread? _or_ What is your best reply to a thread? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/44 "2004-05-29T16:33:58Z")
Yay! Changed my sig and everything! šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/45 "2004-05-29T18:28:54Z")
My best reply to a thread? How about this one ? > **[John Kerry's War Record](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=240704)** > > Sorry for making the question so broad, but an email containing the following questions about John Kerryā€™s war record found itself in my Inbox the other day, and Iā€™m having a difficult time proving or disproving its contents. Anybody wanna have a go... look at posting #4 and the moderatorā€™s reply #14. Also, please visit my ā€œpersonal pageā€ at [www.1728.com/prsnl.htm](http://www.1728.com/prsnl.htm) So, if I am not banned from the SDMB it might be fun to be a member of the Doper Brat Pack. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/46 "2004-05-29T19:44:22Z")
Gimme a frigginā€™ break. Like Iā€™m going to join some mutual kiss-ass club just for theā€¦ Oh, Iā€™m in? I guess I can drop the whole ā€œBenderā€ thing now, then, huh? šŸ˜ƒ Oh, and **kitten** says sheā€™s in too. ---
**Author:** ![Stage\_Manager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stage_manager/32/7267_2.png) [@Stage\_Manager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stage_Manager)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/47 "2004-05-29T19:52:40Z")
If you donā€™t let me in to your little ā€œgroupā€ Iā€™llā€¦ Iā€™llā€¦ Oh, bite me. :::wanders off to look at the shiny thing::: ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/48 "2004-05-29T19:53:51Z")
Whoopsā€¦forgot about my best thread. Hurmmmmā€¦lesseā€¦ Iā€™m currently pleased about [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258660), whatever the hell it is. Iā€™m pissed that [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258172) when _nowhere_ (twice). [This one](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=242860) was another that went nowhere, but thatā€™s pretty much because of the misleading title. [Doperball](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=255868) was pretty coolā€¦ The first [One-Syllable Challenge](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=247437) was a bunch of fun. My first [Threadspotting](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=252310) was nice. But my favorite was probably [my first successful thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=235134). ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/49 "2004-05-29T20:03:04Z")
Wowā€¦Iā€™m in!!! And I didnā€™t even try!! Thanks nocturnal! And thanks Halā€¦Iā€™m so popular just cuz your my hubby! I knew it had to payoff sometimeā€¦ šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/50 "2004-05-29T20:05:49Z")
> [@kittenlm](#): > > And thanks Halā€¦Iā€™m so popular just cuz your my hubby! I knew it had to payoff sometimeā€¦ šŸ˜› Huhā€¦and I was thinking that I was only asked because youā€™re my wife. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/51 "2004-05-29T20:11:03Z")
> [@kittenlm](#): > > Thanks nocturnal! And thanks Halā€¦Iā€™m so popular just cuz your my hubby! > [@Hal Briston](#): > > Huhā€¦and I was thinking that I was only asked because youā€™re my wife. **Hal** ā€™s right. Someone needs to keep him under control. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/52 "2004-05-29T20:34:29Z")
Ohā€¦then you assigned the _wrong_ person to that job. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/53 "2004-05-29T20:37:19Z")
Yes, Nocturnalā€¦I think the only option here is to not invite Hal to be in the group. There is _no_ keeping him under control. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/54 "2004-05-29T20:38:27Z")
Oh, and I must post again b/c I forgot to put my sig in :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_Wright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@Steve\_Wright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_Wright)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/55 "2004-05-29T20:57:12Z")
I would show people my Inner Brat, but I canā€™t find him underneath my Outer Git. Being a curmudgeon sounds good to me, though. Can we have a lawn, so we can tell people to get off it? ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/56 "2004-05-29T21:10:47Z")
So, what are we going to do? Have a party? Hang out in the library all day? What? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/57 "2004-05-29T23:35:17Z")
> [@Rufus Xavier](#): > > photos, please? :o Ok. [Here it is.](http://www.suzi-quzi.com/Lipstick.GIF) Itā€™s the ā€œafterā€ picture. Face has been obscured for anonymity. šŸ˜› Yeah, donā€™t we all wish! šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2004, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/58 "2004-05-29T23:53:13Z")
Oops! Almost forgotā€¦ Kitty! : huggles, snuggles, & snarfles all over the kitty until sheā€™s blue : x ^^ \> :eek: \< - meow? ---
**Author:** ![kittenlm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ce7236/32.png) [@kittenlm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kittenlm)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/59 "2004-05-30T00:42:12Z")
HARMY!! :: Beginning to wonder if Harmless moonlights as a furry :: :dubious: šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![ioioio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ioioio/32/316_2.png) [@ioioio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ioioio)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2004, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/60 "2004-05-30T01:00:56Z")
Iā€™m not applying to join the SDMB Brat Pack, **noctural\_tick.** (I could never qualify). I just wanted to say how much I admire your initiative: if none of the cool clubs will let your in, then by gum start your own club. I better use a smilie in case that little fungus doesnā€™t know Iā€™m kidding. šŸ™‚ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523.md?page=4)