# New Generation Doper Brat Pack - Auditions open. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 28, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523 "2004-05-28T15:21:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2004, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/121 "2004-06-04T23:47:40Z")
šŸ˜› :smack: šŸ˜› !! ---
**Author:** ![torie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/77aa72/32.png) [@torie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/torie)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/122 "2004-06-05T03:39:48Z")
Hey look! Iā€™m wearing my badges! Badges? I NEED stinkinā€™ badges!!! šŸ†’ ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/123 "2004-06-05T03:40:14Z")
šŸ˜› :dubious: t! :smack: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/124 "2004-06-05T03:44:43Z")
**torie**! Nice sig!šŸ˜ƒ Way to bump yourself up in the pecking order! šŸ˜‰ Have a peeled grape and a backrub. **Hal**! : clap, clap : Get on it! šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/125 "2004-06-05T04:43:17Z")
Yeaaahā€¦well, ya seeā€¦thatā€™s where the whole ā€œharem memberā€ thing kinda falls apart for me. **kitten** sees me peeling grapes and doing backrubs for other women, wellā€¦letā€™s just say that I donā€™t want to be in the same hemisphere of _that_ scene. šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/126 "2004-06-05T13:32:15Z")
Well if thereā€™s a backrub going for free, Iā€™m always willing to lend a hand. šŸ˜ƒ And donā€™t it feel good when someone use your post as a sig line. Love ya **torie**!!! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/127 "2004-06-05T13:48:14Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > Yeaaahā€¦well, ya seeā€¦thatā€™s where the whole ā€œharem memberā€ thing kinda falls apart for me. **kitten** sees me peeling grapes and doing backrubs for other women, wellā€¦letā€™s just say that I donā€™t want to be in the same hemisphere of _that_ scene. šŸ™‚ :dubious: Some harem boy you turned out to be. Fine, you rub **kitten** , **kitten** ā€™ll rub you, **tick** will rub everybody else (apparently šŸ˜› ). Yeah, thatā€™ll work. šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/128 "2004-06-05T14:04:08Z")
Are you first **harmy**? Well I have to warn I do use, um, other substances instead of massage oil but it does say: > [@](#): > > Clover is specially churned for that rich Clover taste, making it ideal for **any occasion** ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/129 "2004-06-05T14:10:24Z")
Oooohhhh, please! I gotta work all day today, so I could really use it! My upstairs neighbor boys were apparently using each other as bowling balls all last night, cause they was loud and now Iā€™m sleepy. 8 hours, 23 minutes and counting. ā˜¹ : zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz : :o \<ā€“heā€™s sleepy smiley today. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/130 "2004-06-05T14:17:10Z")
OK, put your back against the monitorā€¦ RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB RUB rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub rub RUUUUUB RUUUUUB RUUUUUB RUUUUUB Any better? ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/131 "2004-06-05T14:21:42Z")
Heehee! šŸ˜ƒ Boy, if only you could see the weird position Iā€™d have to get into to do that one! šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/132 "2004-06-05T14:23:51Z")
Careful, we have come to expect photos on this thread šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2004, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/133 "2004-06-05T20:07:01Z")
I donā€™t know if I could PhotoMax that one. :o **torie** , I also meant to give you props on getting the capitalization right: Member of the **harmless** harem. šŸ˜ƒ Of course itā€™s from the days as a submissive, but I just canā€™t bring myself to capitalize it even though now I guess Iā€™m considered a Mistress. šŸ˜› ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/134 "2004-06-06T10:35:27Z")
I must admit I never thought I would see **harmless** and submissive in the same sentence. Whoever you are seeing now, (youā€™re married, arenā€™t you?) I both offer undying pity for and undying jealousy towards. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/135 "2004-06-06T14:29:14Z")
_walks in, twists toe in the sand_ Hey guys, need another? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/136 "2004-06-06T14:52:31Z")
> [@TellMeI'mNotCrazy](#): > > _walks in, twists toe in the sand_ > > Hey guys, need another? Well, it is getting pretty fullā€¦ And Iā€™ve got to draw the line somewhereā€¦ Iā€™m gonna have to sayā€¦In! **TellMeIā€™mNotCrazy** : Sheā€™s got that knack, that spark, that level of insanity in her name that makes her a true **Brat** Ok, thatā€™s it. The only new **Brats** will now come by personal invitation. ::draws line:: * * * ## **AUDITIONS OFFICIALLY CLOSED** ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/137 "2004-06-06T17:06:43Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > * * * > > ## **AUDITIONS OFFICIALLY CLOSED** Hey! What about me?!? Oh, waitā€¦ :: checks sig :: Never mind. :o ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/138 "2004-06-06T17:34:25Z")
I donā€™t want to belong to any club that would accept me as a member. (thanks for putting it so succintly, Groucho) ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/139 "2004-06-06T19:22:03Z")
> [@nocturnal\_tick](#): > > I must admit I never thought I would see **harmless** and submissive in the same sentence. Whoever you are seeing now, (youā€™re married, arenā€™t you?) I both offer undying pity for and undying jealousy towards. šŸ˜‰ Gee, usually itā€™s people pitying me. šŸ˜‰ So whenā€™s the after party? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/140 "2004-06-06T19:29:23Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > So whenā€™s the after party? It will come in time. But you will need to prepare. Iā€™ll make a list. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523.md?page=8)