# New Generation Doper Brat Pack - Auditions open.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 28, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523 "2004-05-28T15:21:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 2\
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**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/141 "2004-06-07T04:18:54Z")

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Consarn it! I meant to apply, really I did! And now…now its too late.

Alas, alas, I shall never be cool! Here I wallow in my own bitter bile of sympathy and self-pity. Woe upon me from this day hence.

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**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2004, 8:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-generation-doper-brat-pack-auditions-open/247523/142 "2004-06-07T08:26:10Z")

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> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#):
>
> Consarn it! I meant to apply, really I did! And now…now its too late.
> 
> Alas, alas, I shall never be cool! Here I wallow in my own bitter bile of sympathy and self-pity. Woe upon me from this day hence.

Yup, you’re right. Thanks for calling in. It was nice to see you.

That’s it…

You can go away now…

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