# New guy saying Hi! & reporting on latest adventure of the Caped Crusader **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2005, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313 "2005-01-18T04:48:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/21 "2005-01-20T01:30:51Z")
> [@Kolak of Twilo](#): > > If I could **Sternvogel** , you’d get a big thumbs up for figuring that out. How about a nice big bag of walnuts? Hey, I caught it as soon as I saw your name! Can I have some walnuts, too? Actually, about a year ago I started having a daily snack of walnuts. Haven’t gotten the eyes in the back of my head or lost my thumbs yet. BTW, I just read this. I can’t figure it out. What does it mean? “Two peanuts were walking in a bad neighborhood. One was assaulted.” ---
**Author:** ![John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ccd318/32.png) [@John\_Kentzel-Griffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Kentzel-Griffin)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/22 "2005-01-20T06:20:59Z")
> [@rowrrbazzle](#): > > “Two peanuts were walking in a bad neighborhood. One was assaulted.” Say it out loud. If that doesn’t give it away: Two peanuts were walking in a bad neighborhood. One was a salted [peanut]. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 7:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/23 "2005-01-20T07:07:06Z")
Walnuts for everyone! [sub]he says with glee hoping they don’t notice they are all spiked with Absorbitron[/sub] But, I will enjoy cake. Cake? [sub]Cake?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 9:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/24 "2005-01-20T09:17:04Z")
::runs nekkid through thread:: [sub]Sorry I’m late. I had a … social engagement.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/25 "2005-01-20T15:16:31Z")
_Huff, puff…_ So here’s the cake. The icing is traditional : mayonnaise, Preparation H, KY jelly, you know. It is also a 15 layers cake and the inter-layer fillings are : Marmite, Vegemite, head cheese, Clammato, shrimp sauce, etc. Did you know you have to eat it all in one sitting ? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/26 "2005-01-20T15:24:01Z")
I don’t know why you all are making such a big fuss about cake. We always have cake laying around. Now, pie is another story altogether. ---
**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/27 "2005-01-20T16:22:11Z")
Marmite AND Clammato??? WHOOOOHOO!!! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/28 "2005-01-20T17:08:36Z")
> [@detop](#): > > _Huff, puff…_ So here’s the cake. The icing is traditional : mayonnaise, Preparation H, KY jelly, you know. It is also a 15 layers cake and the inter-layer fillings are : Marmite, Vegemite, head cheese, Clammato, shrimp sauce, etc. Did you know you have to eat it all in one sitting ? :: tentacular voice from bottom of pool :: You made that _just for me_? Awww, you guys are so sweet! Now place it gently in the pool. Just lean over, close to the water… ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/29 "2005-01-20T17:25:09Z")
Are you sure you want me to be that close to your calamaris ? Considering what happened the last time… ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/30 "2005-01-20T17:33:24Z")
> [@detop](#): > > Are you sure you want me to be that close to your calamaris ? Considering what happened the last time… Exactly! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2005, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/31 "2005-01-20T17:46:27Z")
> [@detop](#): > > Are you sure you want me to be that close to your calamaris ? :: shakes head quickly :: It’s not _my_ calamari. No way. I had nothing to do with it. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/32 "2005-01-21T00:37:20Z")
So **you** say… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313/33 "2005-01-21T02:00:45Z")
> [@DrMatrix](#): > > Say it out loud. If that doesn’t give it away: I believe I’ve just whooshed a moderator. 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-guy-saying-hi-reporting-on-latest-adventure-of-the-caped-crusader/285313.md?page=1)