And the rhyme from “Freakin’ at the Freaker’s Ball” (Shel Silverstein’s recording) suddenly makes sense.
Wait a minute…you’re telling me that women have let this guy dismember their bras??? :eek: :eek: :eek:
I mean, I’ll let a guy do pretty much anything he wants in bed, but no freakin’ WAY I’m letting him unravel even a single stitch of my precious precious bras!
A booty call is easy to find. A bra that is both comfortable AND pretty? Not so much.
Cause then ya gotta listen to some smartypants holler “Cite??” like they think yer a-lyin’ er somethin’.
(Hopefully my hillbilly slang shows that this isn’t directed at you in any way, elucidator. I was trying to go for funny.)
Wrong! I can top it!
“Hey, who ordered the stinky fish taco?!”
“Dear Lord, please forgive me for this vile sin I have just committed, and damn this whore’s soul to Hell everlasting, Amen.”
“I’m going home. You can clean up the vomit.”
“So, can you really get me a screen test?”
Go for it! Even if it were. Got a lot of faults, long damn list, delicate ain’t on it.
And, apropos of nothing, I know its a bit unevolved, but I really like effeminate women. Watching her paint her toenails proves you don’t have to die to get to Heaven.
Personally, I just collect the loose strands of hair from the trunk. Bra bows seem kind of skeevy.
You people are all weirdos. </Sam the Eagle>
Far be it from me to dis a sexual quirk, but I don’t get this one. Bows are far more fun to fondle when they are still attached to the woman.
Where’s the “Funny Things Said During Sex” thread when you need it?
Off to MPSIMS.
As “effeminate” has a pejorative connotation (and is actually for describing men), I don’t think that’s the word you’re looking for.
You sew the bows directly to the woman? You’re a sicko!
Eww! No way!
What do you think epoxy is for?
So, he skins his humps?
And nobody has yet said, “How’re you doin’” ?
Geez, this crowd is slow today. 
I’m playing hard to get.
You know exactly “how I’m doin,’” sweetheart. Don’t think I don’t remember the time you pinched my ass in '02!
(though to be fair, I had just accidentally sat down on his hand)
I think his collection is kind of cute. Does he bite the bows off, or use scissors?
Once, after Hamish had made it with a guy, the guy got on his knees and started praying a Hail Mary. And not in a complimentary way, either.