# New Hot Pockets commericial **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 12, 2013, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038 "2013-10-12T00:47:22Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/1 "2013-10-12T00:47:22Z")
I don’t know what you’ve seen in your life but I can guarantee you haven’t seen something like [this](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KGDyB_yPmw#t=51). ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/2 "2013-10-12T01:00:28Z")
Team Meat! ---
**Author:** ![Suburban\_Plankton](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suburban_plankton/32/219_2.png) [@Suburban\_Plankton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Suburban_Plankton)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/3 "2013-10-12T01:43:12Z")
Well…that was different. It’s all about the crust, though. ---
**Author:** ![newcomer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e5b9ba/32.png) [@newcomer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcomer)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/4 "2013-10-12T03:01:47Z")
[Hot Pocket!](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-i9GXbptog) ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/5 "2013-10-12T03:06:47Z")
I’m going rogue with Larry King. How could you forget about the cheese? ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/6 "2013-10-12T03:54:57Z")
augh!!! It was all just a dream??? What a copout! ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/7 "2013-10-12T15:20:05Z")
I’m not sure if I’m supposed to recognize who the Butcher is, but he’s got an epic 'stache. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/8 "2013-10-12T15:28:43Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I’m not sure if I’m supposed to recognize who the Butcher is, but he’s got an epic 'stache. [Oliver Cooper](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3967796/). ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2013, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/9 "2013-10-12T16:38:06Z")
**Hot Pockets. _Almost Like Food!_** Good place to look closer… like at the nutrition panel, where each “sandwich” is considered to be two servings. (It varies with the flavor; some are 1:1.) ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/10 "2013-10-13T15:19:10Z")
When I started watching I was wondering why the sheep looked stoned… ---
**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\ **Post date:** [October 13, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-hot-pockets-commericial/671038/11 "2013-10-13T22:25:05Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Team Meat! When it comes to actual Hot Pockets, yes… But as far as the video goes, Team Buttery Crust, or whatever their name was, kicked total ass!