# New Indiana Jones Movie Titles **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 20, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531 "2003-10-20T16:29:46Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/1 "2003-10-20T16:29:46Z")
My boyfriend and I were goofing around a bit the other night and amusing ourselves with titles for the pending fourth Indiana Jones movie. Considering the advancing age of our Doctor Jones and his father Henry, we came up with a few good ones. Amongst them were the following: ``` Indiana Jones and the Last Depends Raiders of the Lost Gerital Indiana Jones and the Last Early Bird Dinner Special We thought that the witty movie fans on SDMB would come up with more and better so here is our chance to ask. What would you name the upcoming Indiana Jones 4 movie? ``` ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/2 "2003-10-20T18:10:43Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Last Sequel_ I thought I’d heard that the movie was actually going to be called _Indiana Jones and the Lost City of Atlantis_. Don’t know how true this is. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/3 "2003-10-20T18:18:18Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Colostomy Bag of Trepidation_ ---
**Author:** ![Fiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e274bd/32.png) [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/4 "2003-10-20T18:26:10Z")
Harrison Ford himself has joked about this, saying it should be called _Indiana Jones and the Comfortable Chair._ I have heard they won’t be in denial about Ford’s age; the next movie will be set in the 50s, when Indiana would be about Ford’s age. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 20, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/5 "2003-10-20T18:55:45Z")
_Indiana Jones and Broken Hip_ ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/6 "2003-10-21T00:26:35Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Fountain of Youth_ Whereupon, Harrison Ford is replaced at the end of the movie by Johnny Depp as the new, rejuvenated I.J. Of course, that would lead to the next movie… _Indiana Jones and the Pirates’ Curse._ ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/7 "2003-10-21T00:45:34Z")
Raiders of the Lost Dentures Indiana Jones and the Medicare Forms of Doom Indiana Jones and the Last (and we really mean it this time!) Crusade I told **supervenusfreak** I thought there’d been a thread about this before, but I couldn’t find it in search, so either there wasn’t or it vanished in the Winter of Our Lost Content… ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/8 "2003-10-21T00:57:29Z")
Indiana Jones and the Satisfiying Bowel Movement ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/9 "2003-10-21T02:12:35Z")
Indiana Jones and the Search for Viagra ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Bird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Little\_Bird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Bird)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/10 "2003-10-21T02:55:38Z")
Indiana Jones and the Left Turning Signal of Doom I. J. and the Search for the Gas Pedal I. J. and These Kids Today with their Fast Cars and Loud Music and in my day we didn’t _have_ laser-sighted guns and other fancy-schmancy weapons, had to shoot the bad guys with regular pistols and when we didn’t have pistols we had to tie them up with our whips and back then we had _Nazis_, non of these mamby-pamby _commies_, you kids think are so scary nowadays… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/11 "2003-10-21T03:00:08Z")
Indiana Jones and the Curse of the Sugar Daddy ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/12 "2003-10-21T03:05:46Z")
Indiana Jones and the McCarthy Hearings Indiana Jones Has Fallen and Can’t Get Up Indiana Jones and the Senior Discount Indiana Jones Becomes a Walmart Greeter Indiana Jones and the Hooligans Who Egg His House on Halloween Indiana Jones and His Enlarged Prostate ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/13 "2003-10-21T03:18:56Z")
Indiana Jones and the Joneses of Indiana ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/14 "2003-10-21T03:44:14Z")
_Indiana Jones and the Grecian Formula_ ---
**Author:** ![Protesilaus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Protesilaus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Protesilaus)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/15 "2003-10-21T04:13:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jayjay \* > \*\*I told **supervenusfreak** I thought there’d been a thread about this before, but I couldn’t find it in search, so either there wasn’t or it vanished in the Winter of Our Lost Content… \*\* It’s still around. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124045](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124045) ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/16 "2003-10-21T04:20:54Z")
Indiana Jones and the Bingo Hall of Death Indiana Jones and the Last Coffee Coupon ---
**Author:** ![Kantalooppi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a5b964/32.png) [@Kantalooppi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kantalooppi)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/17 "2003-10-21T05:54:52Z")
Indiana Jones and the Sorcerer’s Stone Indiana Jones and the Chamber of Secrets Indiana Jones and the Prisoner of Azbakan Indiana Jones and the Goblet of Fire Indiana Jones and the Order of the Phoenix ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/18 "2003-10-21T11:19:34Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Protesilaus \* > \*\*It’s still around. > [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124045](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=124045) \*\* \…or my Searching skillz are the suXX0r… ---
**Author:** ![DrMemory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@DrMemory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DrMemory)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/19 "2003-10-21T12:58:02Z")
Indiana Jones and the The Search for more Cash ---
**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2003, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531/20 "2003-10-25T21:06:36Z")
Raiders of River Phoenix’s Tomb. Cheers, quasar [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-indiana-jones-movie-titles/208531.md?page=2)