# New Kitteh...Meet Stormy (Daniels)! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 21, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874 "2018-11-21T00:23:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/1 "2018-11-21T00:23:11Z")
So…my ex-wife is crazy cat lady. She found this kitten by the side of the road and her boyfriend has drawn the line at the four cats she already has, and she begged me to take her, and so did my sons. I resisted, but realized resistance was futile. It’s like if cat cuteness were Borg, we would all be a… Anyways, kitten is very, very cute. The last cat I had was an awesome orange tabby (imo, the lovingest cats) named Lightning whom died prematurely for unknown reasons. I found him one morning at the bottom of the stairs, dead. We speculated that he fell from the wide and tall bannister in his sleep and broke his neck by mistake. Fast forward to now, and so I have this kitty. The boys named her “Stormy” in honor of Lightning, not knowing the political implications. So I immediately added “Daniels” to her name, because I thought it was funny and a female kitty has to earn her keep as a porn star, right? She’s cute as hell and, like most kittens, blown away by her new environment, which she only has to share with us. My ex is giving her to me on a “trial run”, if I “don’t form a bond with her, I can giver her back”. Yeah right, that ship sailed the moment she came here and with the influence of my sons, whom are desperate to keep her. They’d been asking for a cat forever and I kept telling them no. Well, now even I have acquiesed to the feline overlords. Sigh. Those boys better live up to their promises to scoop the box, or else…why, I’ll do it, of course! [![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ejn82olsrywb1w8/IMG_20181119_210912710.jpg?dl=0) ](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/ejn82olsrywb1w8/IMG_20181119_210912710.jpg?dl=0) [![](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6wd0rsj8yti3g43/IMG_20181119_212141993.jpg?dl=0) ](https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/s/6wd0rsj8yti3g43/IMG_20181119_212141993.jpg?dl=0) ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Gay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3ab097/32.png) [@Enola\_Gay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Gay)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/2 "2018-11-21T00:47:27Z")
She’s adorable! Love the name!! ---
**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/3 "2018-11-21T00:51:15Z")
Adorable! Or - totes adorbs, as my smaller folks would say. In our house, btw, litter scooping duty buys you cat-feeding privileges. I can thoroughly recommend this distribution of work. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/4 "2018-11-21T01:06:26Z")
Thanks guys. I knew I could count on the SDMB for cat support, such as it is. So many feline haters here. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Stuntman\_Mike](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stuntman_mike/32/334_2.png) [@Stuntman\_Mike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stuntman_Mike)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/5 "2018-11-21T01:13:07Z")
Loves me some kitties. Very cute. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/6 "2018-11-21T01:36:48Z")
Wish they never grew up to be cats though. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/7 "2018-11-21T01:43:34Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > So many feline haters here. Show them to me! Point out the blackguards, so that they may be thrashed! ---
**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/8 "2018-11-21T01:58:02Z")
Can’t wait to see her when her adult coat comes in. She’s going to be breathtaking. She looks about old enough to get spayed. Three months? What do you suppose? ---
**Author:** ![Ignotus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ecc23a/32.png) [@Ignotus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ignotus)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/9 "2018-11-21T02:05:53Z")
How good of you! Best wishes from me myself, Maxwell (going on 20, but still strong!) and Young Ginger, aka Red Curry! ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/10 "2018-11-21T02:35:14Z")
If she’s the crazy cat lady how come you bought a matching couch? ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/11 "2018-11-21T02:51:46Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Wish they never grew up to be cats though. ♪♫ _ **FoieGras** , don’t let your kitten grow up to be cats though. Cats though is easy to love but they’re harder to hold. They’ll hork on the sofa & consider it gold. And each night begins a new day._ ♪♫ Yeah, in the middle of the night, he’s gonna be _Waylon_ this song. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/12 "2018-11-21T03:05:52Z")
Cute! Looks like a Storm is brewing! Good luck.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_McQwark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@Steve\_McQwark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_McQwark)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/13 "2018-11-21T03:38:28Z")
Yep. She’s adorable. Welcome to the dark side\*. - The color of cat fur on a white couch. What did you think I meant? ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/14 "2018-11-21T04:53:04Z")
Oh, she is adorable. Just keep an eye on the ex if she comes over so no kitnappings occur. ---
**Author:** ![mistymage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mistymage/32/459_2.png) [@mistymage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mistymage)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/15 "2018-11-21T04:55:49Z")
What a pretty grey tabby! And I never want to hear/read you complaining you fell down because Stormy decided to use _both_ or maybe just one of your ankles as a dance pole! 😃 (I trip over or lightly kick nightly my 24 pound brown tabby male because he hangs out in the hallway in the dark by the bathroom when he isn’t in the middle child’s bedroom, on hubby’s chair in the kitchen or in a cat tree in the living room… and always when I have to pee.) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/16 "2018-11-21T05:53:07Z")
She’s cute as a button. Well done. ---
**Author:** ![Swampwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@Swampwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swampwolf)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/17 "2018-11-21T18:40:28Z")
I dunno about the name, though. Kitty Porn is illegal! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![peedin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peedin/32/14095_2.png) [@peedin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peedin)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/18 "2018-11-21T19:12:03Z")
Kittehs!!11!!! Elebenty one!!!11!!! ---
**Author:** ![Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/46a35a/32.png) [@Tim\_T-Bonham.net](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_T-Bonham.net)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/19 "2018-11-21T23:06:55Z")
> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#): > > Fast forward to now, and so I have this kitty. The boys named her “Stormy” in honor of Lightning, not knowing the political implications. So I immediately added “Daniels” to her name, because I thought it was funny and a female kitty has to earn her keep as a porn star, right? So then those pictures should be behind a pay wall, right? Actually, there are enough suckers for cute kitten pictures here that you could probably make enough to ‘earn her keep’. Especially if you sell memberships that get new pictures every week. ---
**Author:** ![Helena330](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/helena330/32/531_2.png) [@Helena330](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Helena330)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2018, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874/20 "2018-11-21T23:52:57Z")
What a little cutie! I love that your boys love cats! 🙂 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitteh-meet-stormy-daniels/824874.md?page=2)