# New Kitty! (Wanna suggest names?)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 18, 2020, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450 "2020-08-18T23:31:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/61 "2020-08-19T18:45:06Z")

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As long as his minion continues to post pictures often, the name matters not-he’ll let her know his name soon enough.

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**Author:** ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/62 "2020-08-19T18:58:17Z")

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I vote for Tenebreux, from “El Desdichado” by Gerard de Nerval. He’s dark, but perhaps not brooding, and certainly a prince among cats.

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/63 "2020-08-19T19:17:30Z")

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I had a black Poly years ago, her name was Foot-Foot or Footie for short.

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**Author:** ![Brayne\_Ded](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Brayne\_Ded](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brayne_Ded)\
**Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/64 "2020-08-19T20:36:24Z")

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Legal claws

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**Post date:** [August 19, 2020, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/65 "2020-08-19T21:06:21Z")

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“Footie”?

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Naylor or Nailer, for Hall of Fame footy player [Bernie Naylor](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Naylor).

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/66 "2020-08-20T03:41:41Z")

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> [@Brayne\_Ded](#):
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> Legal claws

I had a kitten years ago who was temporarily named Attractive Nuisance.

– actually it wasn’t all that temporary, he wound up with a very long name, and that remained part of it.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 7:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/67 "2020-08-20T07:53:47Z")

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I like Monkeyshines.  
There are lots of Monkeys. You could pick a particular one.  
I mean, obviously Orangutan wouldn’t work.  
‘Koko’ after the sign talking gorilla. I had a cat named Cocoa.  
Rhesus- Reece  
Lemur  
Chimp  
Spider- I had a pug named Spider.  
My first boyfriend in 3rd grade was ‘Stanley’ nah. He was creepy.  
I always fancied the name ‘Sailor’ for something. A Sailor has never presented himself to me, as a pet.

How about ‘Bean’ as in black bean.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/68 "2020-08-20T11:25:50Z")

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Shandy

As in Tristram Shandy.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/69 "2020-08-20T13:48:29Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I had a cat named Cocoa.

Hmmmm. I think New Kitty looks rather like a Cocoa.

(Except that now suddenly the word Cocoa has gone all weird and looks strange. Though come to think of it cats also go all weird from time to time – )

You could also make it Cacoa, which sounds rather like something a cat would say.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/70 "2020-08-20T14:22:35Z")

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Probably more likely than “trout trout”: [https://www.pinterest.com/pin/566398090627829534/](https://www.pinterest.com/pin/566398090627829534/)

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/71 "2020-08-20T17:16:38Z")

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Yogi, for Yogi Berra. His paws look like catchers mitts.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/72 "2020-08-20T17:27:16Z")

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**@purplehorseshoe**

Feeling the need for more pictures first chance you get.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/73 "2020-08-20T17:39:09Z")

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Something about clicking on his new collar made it seem “official” in my brain. Like he was just camping out here for a bit - he became _mine_ in that instant.

I was expecting some struggles but he accepted the collar with zero fuss, and seems not to notice it’s there. (Hmm … having known someone whose Bengal loved his harness and leash, I may experiment with same.)

I found a reflective collar, in the hopes of minimizing future sitting-upon or tripping-over … and on a side note, I’m realizing suddenly how much I gravitate towards dark-colored sheets!

Re: pics. Gimme a few, I gotta fire up the laptop.

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/74 "2020-08-20T17:43:47Z")

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> [@purplehorseshoe](#):
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> Hmm … having known someone whose Bengal loved his harness and leash, I may experiment with same.)

I fostered a lovely orange marmalade gentleman kitty for a year or so who arrived with a harness and leash. He loved being walked outside. I made sure it went with him when he went to his new forever home. It was quite a sweet sight.🐈

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/75 "2020-08-20T18:36:58Z")

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Collar does have an elastic release, right?

Don’t want kitten hanging himself while you’re not looking.

(If you walk him on a lead, yes, go for a harness then.)

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**Post date:** [August 20, 2020, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/76 "2020-08-20T18:42:40Z")

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_Slim Shady._

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**Post date:** [August 21, 2020, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/77 "2020-08-21T01:36:15Z")

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Zazzy.

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ssanfJs422E)

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/78 "2020-08-22T11:06:06Z")

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In French the word for “thumb” is “la pouse.”

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**Post date:** [August 22, 2020, 11:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/79 "2020-08-22T11:06:33Z")

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Tabitha

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**Post date:** [August 23, 2020, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-kitty-wanna-suggest-names/918450/80 "2020-08-23T19:40:42Z")

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La pouce is “thumb.”

You could call your feline “poussez”, which means “push.” And sounds like "pussy.’

Or confuse the poor dear with a name like “souris” (mouse).

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