# New Massachusetts Slogan

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-massachusetts-slogan/132817>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 18, 2002, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-massachusetts-slogan/132817 "2002-10-18T13:41:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2002, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-massachusetts-slogan/132817/21 "2002-10-20T07:31:06Z")

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How about:  
Pay More In Mass!  
-Kennedy Country (Welfare, Drugs & Booze)!  
-Come to Boston-See What $15 Billion Bought You!  
-Welcome to Taxachusetts!  
-Move To Mass-$500 Sign-On Bonus!

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**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2002, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-massachusetts-slogan/132817/22 "2002-10-20T07:46:04Z")

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The only suggestion I have is based on my only personal experience in MA, me being a lifelong Southerner who makes occasional trips to places I’ve heard are good for drinking or learning new wrestling holds. But I do know how to spell the state’s name. Anyway:

**Massachusetts: Change planes at Logan.**

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**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2002, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-massachusetts-slogan/132817/23 "2002-10-20T10:46:20Z")

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**Massachusetts - We haven’t burned a witch in years**

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**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2002, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-massachusetts-slogan/132817/24 "2002-10-20T12:58:51Z")

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**Massachusettes - Ph-nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn eh-ya-ya-ya-ya ekka ekka Y’bthnk rnlzaytl Yog-Sothoth…**

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2002, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-massachusetts-slogan/132817/25 "2002-10-20T17:08:58Z")

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Massachusetts: Algonquin for “Land of Funny Accents”

Massachusetts: Pahk Your Cah In Hahvahd Yahd

Massachusetts: The Kennedys are almost gone, we swear!\*\*

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