# new member going straight to the pit **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [February 11, 2019, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312 "2019-02-11T00:58:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/41 "2019-02-14T23:55:35Z")
> [@Jumpbass](#): > > Use the cat as toilet paper. That’ll show it. That comes with a free perforated labia or scrotum! ---
**Author:** ![begbert2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/begbert2/32/3357_2.png) [@begbert2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/begbert2)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2019, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/42 "2019-02-14T23:57:11Z")
> [@74westy](#): > > The best way to prevent a cat from tearing up toilet paper is to have it declawed. The best way to prevent a cat from tearing up toilet paper is to have yourself decatted. It works great. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/43 "2019-02-15T00:00:54Z")
> [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > 1. Ketchup is wrong. But if you also put mustard on I wouldn’t make you leave my table > 2. Under makes no sense at all. And chili? Chili has beans and tomatoes, r-i-i-g-g-h-h-t? ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/44 "2019-02-15T02:54:57Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > And chili? Chili has beans and tomatoes, r-i-i-g-g-h-h-t? I happen to be making chilli right now, and it has both. If you don’t agree, fuck y…I mean Trump ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/45 "2019-02-15T03:28:07Z")
Maybe, OP you should lay off the news for a few days. You seem to be bothered by Trump. We all ( or mostly all ), are bothered by him. I’ve made an attempt to ignore all the crap wafting around and only look in the news for headlines and weather. Man, do I feel better. I don’t think I can do anything to change the current situation til time to vote. Which I always do. Anywhoo, IMHO. ---
**Author:** ![Mike\_Mabes](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mike_mabes/32/1782_2.png) [@Mike\_Mabes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mike_Mabes)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/46 "2019-02-15T04:00:40Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Maybe, OP you should lay off the news for a few days. You seem to be bothered by Trump. We all ( or mostly all ), are bothered by him. I’ve made an attempt to ignore all the crap wafting around and only look in the news for headlines and weather. Man, do I feel better. I don’t think I can do anything to change the current situation til time to vote. Which I always do. Anywhoo, IMHO. I’m just playing around. I didn’t even look at the news today, other than a quick check of the headlines. Nothing I didn’t expect. But maybe I have found a way to channel anger, when I do get angry (I’m usually very easy going). No matter who I am arguing with, about anything, I can just say “fuck Trump.” ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/47 "2019-02-15T04:01:35Z")
> [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > I happen to be making chilli right now, and it has both. > > If you don’t agree, fuck y…I mean Trump My new BFF. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/48 "2019-02-15T04:23:49Z")
> [@Mike\_Mabes](#): > > I’m just playing around. I didn’t even look at the news today, other than a quick check of the headlines. Nothing I didn’t expect. > > But maybe I have found a way to channel anger, when I do get angry (I’m usually very easy going). No matter who I am arguing with, about anything, I can just say “fuck Trump.” That works for me.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312/49 "2019-02-15T05:26:02Z")
> [@Chimera](#): > > That comes with a free perforated labia or scrotum! Hey, Welcome Back! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-going-straight-to-the-pit/829312.md?page=2)