# New member southernpropertymanagers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [July 26, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695 "2019-07-26T23:56:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 26, 2019, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/1 "2019-07-26T23:56:41Z")

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Seems like a business. Their [profile](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) includes this as their bio:

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> We offer a range of investment property services, completely tailored to your needs. We work side by side with our clients to create the future you strive for, through maximising returns from your property investments.

Their homepage is their [website](https://www.southernpropertymanagers.com.au/).

I was under the impression that this wasn’t allowed.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/2 "2019-07-27T00:10:19Z")

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Sounds like a spammer to me, who hasn’t made a post yet. They should be nuked from orbit.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/3 "2019-07-27T00:18:03Z")

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A lot of them never post, they just want their profile to be available to passing search engine bots or any posters who stumble on their profile.

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/4 "2019-07-27T00:27:54Z")

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Thanks, I banned. Never have been able to figure how to change the profile.

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**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/5 "2019-07-27T00:28:45Z")

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Mind you I don’t know whether you’ve really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern investment properties

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/6 "2019-07-27T00:42:11Z")

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Not in _Australia_; they’d all be upside-down!

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/7 "2019-07-27T00:53:21Z")

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Step 1: Offer them the opportunity to pay for membership so they can post in Marketplace.

Step 2: Wait patiently until they spam some other forum

Step 3: PROFIT!

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/8 "2019-07-27T04:47:37Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> Thanks, I banned. Never have been able to figure how to change the profile.

Change their email to your email, reset their password and log in as them. When you’re done, change their email address back to theirs (in case it is a legit account) and log out. If they ever want to use it again, they’ll reset their password when they can’t get in.

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 6:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/9 "2019-07-27T06:00:25Z")

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Should change their name to Southern Property Asset Managers

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**Author:** ![Bone](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bone/32/407_2.png) [@Bone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bone)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/10 "2019-07-27T06:55:46Z")

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> [@Joey\_P](#):
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> Change their email to your email, reset their password and log in as them. When you’re done, change their email address back to theirs (in case it is a legit account) and log out. If they ever want to use it again, they’ll reset their password when they can’t get in.

After “the incident” they stopped trusting us with the fun buttons.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/11 "2019-07-27T06:59:56Z")

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> [@Aspidistra](#):
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> Should change their name to Southern Property Asset Managers

Oh, oh. I get it!

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/12 "2019-07-27T12:48:34Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> After “the incident” they stopped trusting us with the fun buttons.

The Mrs. would not put up with _that_ sort of restriction.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/13 "2019-07-27T13:33:17Z")

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> [@Mars\_Horizon](#):
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> Mind you I don’t know whether you’ve really considered the advantages of owning a really fine set of modern investment properties

Like hookers and blow?

Well this is the SDMB after all

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/14 "2019-07-27T14:18:54Z")

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> [@Bone](#):
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> Thanks, I banned. Never have been able to figure how to change the profile.

One of the moderators knows how to do this, as sometimes the “biography” bit of the profile for banned spammers is changed to something that says “I am a spammer.”

BTW, if you look at the profile pages of new accounts, you often see examples like this. But how do we report them before they’ve posted? Sometimes it’s obvious when the account is still at “Registered User”.

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**Author:** ![engineer\_comp\_geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/engineer_comp_geek/32/504_2.png) [@engineer\_comp\_geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/engineer_comp_geek)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/15 "2019-07-27T14:43:59Z")

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> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> One of the moderators knows how to do this, as sometimes the “biography” bit of the profile for banned spammers is changed to something that says “I am a spammer.”

I’m usually the one adding the “I am a spammer” bits to their profiles. I edit the signature since that doesn’t require admin privileges. The rest of the profile requires an admin to edit.

We get several profile spammers every day. We could forward all of the links to the bad profiles to our admin and have her scrub them, but since we get so many profile spammers every day, that would be very time consuming and would probably be of little practical benefit.

> [@Dewey\_Finn](#):
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> But how do we report them before they’ve posted?

When I have time, I go through all of the new users and ban the profile spammers, so I’ll get most of them eventually. If I miss one or haven’t gotten to it yet, feel free to send a PM to me, or one of the other mods, with a link to the profile in question.

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**Author:** ![Aspidistra](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspidistra/32/3894_2.png) [@Aspidistra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspidistra)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/16 "2019-07-27T21:33:23Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> Oh, oh. I get it!

😃

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/17 "2019-07-27T22:53:25Z")

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[This poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=876015) bumped a 2017 thread to post a vague, grammatically incorrect contentless comment. Probably a spammer getting in a few token posts before letting loose.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [July 27, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/18 "2019-07-27T23:36:13Z")

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Mods, pls change my username to [BitcoinPornhub.ru](http://BitcoinPornhub.ru)

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/19 "2019-07-28T17:46:25Z")

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> [@Darren\_Garrison](#):
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> [This poster](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=876015) bumped a 2017 thread to post a vague, grammatically incorrect contentless comment. Probably a spammer getting in a few token posts before letting loose.

Pretty sure you meant a different link. 😉

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [July 28, 2019, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member-southernpropertymanagers/837695/20 "2019-07-28T17:56:49Z")

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Yeah, meant [this](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=840462) thread. But the pre-spamer has been cornfielded, making it look like saucywench was the bumper.

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