# New Member **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 5, 2013, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906 "2013-04-05T08:30:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Jefferey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/8797f3/32.png) [@Jefferey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jefferey)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/1 "2013-04-05T08:30:05Z")
Hi There, ``` Myself Jefferey new member of the forum just say hello to all. ``` ---
**Author:** ![ThisSpaceForRent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thisspaceforrent/32/345_2.png) [@ThisSpaceForRent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisSpaceForRent)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/2 "2013-04-05T08:33:51Z")
Howdy! Just a “heads up”…this thread may be moved…but , again, howdy! tsfr ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 9:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/3 "2013-04-05T09:57:00Z")
> [@Jefferey](#): > > Myself Jefferey new member of the forum just say hello to all. Me Euty. Me big monkey man. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/4 "2013-04-05T10:33:43Z")
How the hell was Jeffery not a taken user name until just now??? that’s what I want to know! And welcome! What brought you to the boards? ---
**Author:** ![samclem](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a9a28c/32.png) [@samclem](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samclem)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/5 "2013-04-05T11:25:40Z")
Moved from ATMB to MPSIMS. **samclem** , moderator ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/6 "2013-04-05T12:07:41Z")
Good morning, and in case I don’t see ya, good afternoon, good evening, and good night! Welcome to the boards! ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/7 "2013-04-05T13:33:46Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > How the hell was Jeffery not a taken user name until just now??? that’s what I want to know!.. I wonder if _‘Bob’_ is taken? Hey, Jefferey, tell Bob to get over here. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2013, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/8 "2013-04-05T13:50:19Z")
Dave’s not here. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/9 "2013-04-06T06:32:13Z")
> [@twickster](#): > > Dave’s not here. How the fuck are you seven hours and _twenty minutes_ ahead of me? ---
**Author:** ![movingfinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@movingfinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/movingfinger)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/10 "2013-04-06T07:23:03Z")
Welcome to the Straight Dope, Jeffery. And I must say I have never seen your name spelled with an extra “e”. If you can explain this anomaly I will exert my influence with the board’s discipline council to get you a bit of leeway in the required initiation proceedings. Maybe a little less time with the goat, for example. No promises, mind you. ---
**Author:** ![Cazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cazzle/32/75_2.png) [@Cazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cazzle)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/11 "2013-04-06T07:25:53Z")
> [@drewtwo99](#): > > How the hell was Jeffery not a taken user name until just now??? that’s what I want to know! > > And welcome! What brought you to the boards? When is Jeffrey not Jeffrey? When it’s Jefferey. I guess that’s one way to solve the eternal debate over where the “e” goes - it goes everywhere! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/12 "2013-04-06T18:22:44Z")
> [@Eutychus](#): > > Me Euty. Me big monkey man. Well, that’s the rumour around the water cooler, anyway. 🙂 Welcome to the boards, **Jefferey**! When come back, bring pie! ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/13 "2013-04-06T18:40:01Z")
Looks like Jefferey is joining [many forums.](https://www.google.com/search?q=Myself+Jefferey+new+member+of+the+forum+just+say+hello+to+all.&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs#hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=dPZ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=rcs&q=Myself+Jefferey+new+member+of+the+forum+just+say+hello+to+all.&nfpr=1&sa=X&ei=cWtgUeSREsfW2QXRsIHQBg&ved=0CC8QvgUoAQ&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44770516,d.b2I&fp=849a5b668cddd045&biw=1513&bih=816) I’ll bet he’ll share some of his favorite websites soon. ---
**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/14 "2013-04-06T19:09:40Z")
Heh heh. You said “member.” ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2013, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/15 "2013-04-06T21:24:50Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Looks like Jefferey is joining [many forums.](https://www.google.com/search?q=Myself+Jefferey+new+member+of+the+forum+just+say+hello+to+all.&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs#hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=dPZ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=rcs&q=Myself+Jefferey+new+member+of+the+forum+just+say+hello+to+all.&nfpr=1&sa=X&ei=cWtgUeSREsfW2QXRsIHQBg&ved=0CC8QvgUoAQ&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44770516,d.b2I&fp=849a5b668cddd045&biw=1513&bih=816) I’ll bet he’ll share some of his favorite websites soon. So long as he’s not another Josh. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/16 "2013-04-07T00:51:25Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > So long as he’s not another Josh. Can we get _“I survived JOSH”_ buttons made up? It’d be nice if it matched my “Paterno Thread Survivor” badge. ---
**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/17 "2013-04-07T01:03:00Z")
> [@runner pat](#): > > Looks like Jefferey is joining [many forums.](https://www.google.com/search?q=Myself+Jefferey+new+member+of+the+forum+just+say+hello+to+all.&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&channel=rcs#hl=en&client=firefox-a&hs=dPZ&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&channel=rcs&q=Myself+Jefferey+new+member+of+the+forum+just+say+hello+to+all.&nfpr=1&sa=X&ei=cWtgUeSREsfW2QXRsIHQBg&ved=0CC8QvgUoAQ&bav=on.2,or.r_qf.&bvm=bv.44770516,d.b2I&fp=849a5b668cddd045&biw=1513&bih=816) I’ll bet he’ll share some of his favorite websites soon. In each of these forums, he gets asked to justify his “Myself Jefferey…hello to all.” In the Chevy Cruze forum, someone immediately says _“Welcome to the Forum. Do you have a Cruze?”_. In the Sonic forum: _“Welcome Jefferey, do you own a Sonic? :)”_ In the Sol forum the first reply is _“Let’s see your Sol. :)”_ Jefferey, why do you never reply to these nice people? Why do you never go back to any of these forums? If you’re going to ignore them, why bother introducing yourself? ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/18 "2013-04-07T01:11:53Z")
Whenever I hear the name, the first thing that comes to mind is the [Cosby bit](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-iB3Dl0_kio). Welcome! (I think). ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/19 "2013-04-07T01:33:11Z")
Is “Jefferey” your real name? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [April 7, 2013, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906/20 "2013-04-07T02:53:23Z")
Tell us, **Jefferey** : Do you place your toilet-paper rolls going over or under? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-member/654906.md?page=2)