# New Money Making Idea For Jessica Simpson **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 30, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439 "2003-10-30T14:21:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Isabelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b5a626/32.png) [@Isabelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isabelle)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439/1 "2003-10-30T14:21:31Z")
> [@](#): > > NEW YORK - If you don’t know what to say on your next birthday card, why not let Jessica Simpson speak for you? A line of greeting cards featuring the “wit and wisdom of Jessica Simpson” is one of the products she’s looking into. This is hysterical. What wit & wisdom does she have? I am not bashing the girl I am just wondering outloud. Has anyone read her book? Comments on the book? ---
**Author:** ![Mazikeen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a9a28c/32.png) [@Mazikeen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mazikeen)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439/2 "2003-10-30T14:31:24Z")
I can just see it now… “Happy 23rd birthday…but 23 is like, so old; it’s almost 25 and that’s like in your mid-twenties!” ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439/3 "2003-10-30T14:34:27Z")
IIRC, that’s one of the likely cards. ---
**Author:** ![Mal\_Adroit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@Mal\_Adroit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mal_Adroit)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439/4 "2003-10-30T17:31:38Z")
Have a super great birthday! But please remember the brutal and inhuman treatment faced by birthday candles all over the world. Don’t let more U.S. dollars go to the barbaristic flamolation of this beautiful species. “Jess” ---
**Author:** ![saramamalana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/74df32/32.png) [@saramamalana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saramamalana)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439/5 "2003-10-30T22:35:15Z")
“The proceeds from this card go towards ensuring dolphin-safe chicken.” ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [October 30, 2003, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439/6 "2003-10-30T23:45:57Z")
Everytime you buy my cards, a buffalo gets its wings. ---
**Author:** ![moriah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b2d939/32.png) [@moriah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moriah)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439/7 "2003-10-31T00:50:24Z")
“Happy Bemirthday! … What? … It’s not ‘bemirthday’? I thought… are you kidding me? Stop, baby, don’t look at me that way, baby. I thought that… c’mon baby, stop it. How was I 'posed to know… quit it!..” ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-money-making-idea-for-jessica-simpson/210439/8 "2003-10-31T00:51:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Isabelle \* > \*\*This is hysterical. What wit & wisdom does she have? > I am not bashing the girl I am just wondering outloud. \*\* Thats probably why she’s doing it.