# New Movie Trailer "Spring Breakers"

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [January 22, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015 "2013-01-22T16:43:16Z")\
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**Author:** ![3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/3/47e85d/32.png) [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/3_20_59_or_bust)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/1 "2013-01-22T16:43:16Z")

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Hey, I’m all for hot women in bikinis, including Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, but Spring Breakers just looks god-awful.

[http://www.imdb.com/list/XTaxCvC0OKM/#lb-2](http://www.imdb.com/list/XTaxCvC0OKM/#lb-2)

Looks like I’ll be waiting for the dvd, so I can skip to the “good” parts.

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**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/2 "2013-01-22T21:05:04Z")

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Hmmmm, I was confused to see James Franco’s involvement- he’s usually pretty discriminating in his choices of projects- then I saw it’s directed by Harmony Korine.

Now, being directed by Harmony Korine doesn’t necessarily mean it’s going to be good- in fact it could be very very bad. However, being directed by Harmony Korine means that it could be _interesting_ and I can very well imagine an actor like James Franco being interested in the _experience_ of working with Harmony Korine.

The idea of seeing two girls who were cranked out by the Disney Channel Machine featured in a fucking _Harmony Korine movie_ kinda blows my mind.

By the way, I think James Franco is a talented actor but if he can succeed in making me see that character _rather than seeing James Franco wearing stupid cornrows_ then I will crown this his greatest ever achievement in his craft.

> [@3\_20\_59\_or\_bust](#):
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> Hey, I’m all for hot women in bikinis, including Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, but Spring Breakers just looks god-awful.

The trailer features a decent shot of the four of them in their bikinis. Even at age 20, Selena Gomez’s body is too little girl-ish looking for me to think of her as sexually attractive.

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/3 "2013-01-22T21:59:57Z")

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Sounds like it could be pretty interesting.

From the [wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spring_Breakers):

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> **Reception**
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> Xan Brooks of The Guardian said the film is Harmony Korine’s “most fully realised, purely satisfying feature film since Gummo.”[14] Emma Seligman of The Huffington Post described the film as “Scarface meets Britney Spears.”[15] Guy Lodge of Variety said, “this attractively fizzy pic may be a shock to the system for fans of teen queens Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens, but remains pretty toothless titillation by its writer-helmer’s standards.”[16] David Rooney of The Hollywood Reporter noted that James Franco gives one of his more bizarre performances in his unpredictable career, saying “he’s a cross between Bo Derek in 10 and Richard Kiel in Moonraker.”[17] The film currently holds a 64% “fresh” rating on Rotten Tomatoes.[18]

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/4 "2013-01-22T22:01:31Z")

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Regarding the quote above about Franco being a cross between Bo Derek in 10 and Richard Kiel in Moonraker, [here’s a photo of him in character](http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/03/james-franco-spring-breakers-grillz.jpg) to help you with that mental picture.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/5 "2013-01-22T22:25:31Z")

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> [@bienville](#):
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> Hmmmm, I was confused to see James Franco’s involvement- he’s usually pretty discriminating in his choices of projects- then I saw it’s directed by Harmony Korine.

:dubious:

Really? James Franco? You’re saying James Franco is discriminating in his choice of movie roles? James Franco? The man picks roles by throwing a dog into a pile of scripts and saying “yes” to whichever one the dog brings back.

> **[James Franco | Actor, Producer, Director](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/)**
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> Known for: Spring Breakers, The Disaster Artist, 127 Hours

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**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/6 "2013-01-22T22:30:04Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> :dubious:
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> Really? James Franco? You’re saying James Franco is discriminating in his choice of movie roles? James Franco? The man picks roles by throwing a dog into a pile of scripts and saying “yes” to whichever one the dog brings back.
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> [James Franco - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0290556/)

Yeah, I’m definitely a James Franco fan but the last thing he is is discriminating - at least when it comes to working with friends of his (ie: “Your Highness”). The guy just loves to act and will act in just about anything, including soap operas.

I like him a lot, but he’ll work in just about any kind of project.

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**Author:** ![salinqmind](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@salinqmind](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/salinqmind)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/7 "2013-01-22T22:38:13Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Regarding the quote above about Franco being a cross between Bo Derek in 10 and Richard Kiel in Moonraker, [here’s a photo of him in character](http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/03/james-franco-spring-breakers-grillz.jpg) to help you with that mental picture.

He looks in that picture EXACTLY the way I pictured him! Ew!

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**Author:** ![mcgato](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ac8455/32.png) [@mcgato](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mcgato)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2013, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/8 "2013-01-22T23:12:24Z")

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And Harmony Korine’s daughter is one of the four young women in the film. No way that could be awkward.

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**Author:** ![Quimby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/22d042/32.png) [@Quimby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quimby)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/9 "2013-01-23T01:16:14Z")

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This might be a case where the movie is actually interesting but the marketers are just screaming “LOOK! BOOBIES!” over and over.

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/10 "2013-01-23T05:48:06Z")

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> [@mcgato](#):
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> And Harmony Korine’s daughter is one of the four young women in the film. No way that could be awkward.

Correction. That’s his wife. His daughter is only 2.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-movie-trailer-spring-breakers/648015/11 "2013-01-23T06:20:52Z")

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> [@Bob Ducca](#):
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> Regarding the quote above about Franco being a cross between Bo Derek in 10 and Richard Kiel in Moonraker, [here’s a photo of him in character](http://cdn02.cdn.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2012/03/james-franco-spring-breakers-grillz.jpg) to help you with that mental picture.

Here’s [another picture of him, as the same character](http://images3.cinema.de/imedia/1161/1721161,yp+T7PMY5lKvdiJRNP2232rRcIxVh8A_S7N9IsWuz4QEwaEPZZrjpU+rJbihmueTTpJCTKIusJ0qmDEDRKo4WA==.jpg), from 1998’s _The Replacement Killers_.

Actually, that’s Clifton Collins Jr. as Loco from _The Replacement Killers_. My point is that Franco’s character’s look and persona seem to be lifted from a 15 year old film. And that Collins is the better actor.
