# New Name Game (Long)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223 "2000-05-11T13:23:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/1 "2000-05-11T13:23:04Z")

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In the spirit of _your porn star name_ …

## I’m Gidget Bubblebuns…my mom will be proud

Bored with the name your parents chose for you? On the other hand,just bored at work? Then try this out and create a new identity!

The following is an excerpt from a children’s book, “Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopyants”, by Dave Pilkey.  
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names\*

Use the first letter of your name to determine your NEW first name:

- \> \>\> \> \> \> A = Stinky

- \> \>\> \> \> \> B = Lumpy

- \> \>\> \> \> \> C = Buttercup

- \> \>\> \> \> \> D = Gidget

- \> \>\> \> \> \> E = Crusty

- \> \>\> \> \> \> F = Greasy

- \> \>\> \> \> \> G = Fluffy

- \> \>\> \> \> \> H = Cheeseball

- \> \>\> \> \> \> I = Chim-Chim

- \> \>\> \> \> \> J = Poopsie

- \> \>\> \> \> \> K = Flunky

- \> \>\> \> \> \> L = Booger

- \> \>\> \> \> \> M = Pinky

- \> \>\> \> \> \> N = Zippy

- \> \>\> \> \> \> O = Goober

- \> \>\> \> \> \> P = Doofus

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Q = Slimy

- \> \>\> \> \> \> R = Loopy

- \> \>\> \> \> \> S = Snotty

- \> \>\> \> \> \> T = Falafel

- \> \>\> \> \> \> U = Dorkey

- \> \>\> \> \> \> V = Squeezit

- \> \>\> \> \> \> W = Oprah

- \> \>\> \> \> \> X = Skipper

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Y = Dinky

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Z = Zsa-Zsa

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- Use the FIRST letter of your surname to determine the first half of your NEW surname:

- \> \>\> \> \> \> A = Diaper

- \> \>\> \> \> \> B = Toilet

- \> \>\> \> \> \> C = Giggle

- \> \>\> \> \> \> D = Bubble

- \> \>\> \> \> \> E = Girdle

- \> \>\> \> \> \> F = Barf

- \> \>\> \> \> \> G = Lizard

- \> \>\> \> \> \> H = Waffle

- \> \>\> \> \> \> I = Cootie

- \> \>\> \> \> \> J = Monkey

- \> \>\> \> \> \> K = Potty

- \> \>\> \> \> \> L = Liver

- \> \>\> \> \> \> M = Banana

- \> \>\> \> \> \> N = Rhino

- \> \>\> \> \> \> O = Burger

- \> \>\> \> \> \> P = Hamster

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Q = Toad

- \> \>\> \> \> \> R = Gizzard

- \> \>\> \> \> \> S = Pizza

- \> \>\> \> \> \> T = Gerbil

- \> \>\> \> \> \> U = Chicken

- \> \>\> \> \> \> V = Pickle

- \> \>\> \> \> \> W = Chuckle

- \> \>\> \> \> \> X = Tofu

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Y = Gorilla

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Z = Stinker

- Use the LAST letter of your surname to determine the second half of your NEW surname:

- \> \>\> \> \> \> A = head

- \> \>\> \> \> \> B = mouth

- \> \>\> \> \> \> C = face

- \> \>\> \> \> \> D = nose

- \> \>\> \> \> \> E = tush

- \> \>\> \> \> \> F = breath

- \> \>\> \> \> \> G = pants

- \> \>\> \> \> \> H = shorts

- \> \>\> \> \> \> I = lips

- \> \>\> \> \> \> J = honker

- \> \>\> \> \> \> K = butt

- \> \>\> \> \> \> L = brain

- \> \>\> \> \> \> M = tushie

- \> \>\> \> \> \> N = chunks

- \> \>\> \> \> \> O = hiney

- \> \>\> \> \> \> P = biscuits

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Q = ties

- \> \>\> \> \> \> R = buns

- \> \>\> \> \> \> S = fanny

- \> \>\> \> \> \> T = sniffer

- \> \>\> \> \> \> U = sprinkles

- \> \>\> \> \> \> V = kisser

- \> \>\> \> \> \> W = squirt

- \> \>\> \> \> \> X = humperdinck

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Y = brains

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beagledave

- \> \>\> \> \> \> Z = juice

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/2 "2000-05-11T13:29:14Z")

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Poopsie ToiletBuns. Man, I’m laughing my buns off :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/3 "2000-05-11T13:31:35Z")

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Lumpy Bubblebrains, at your service.

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**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/4 "2000-05-11T13:35:33Z")

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Call me **Lumpy Wafflechunks**.

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**Author:** ![Redwing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/dfb087/32.png) [@Redwing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redwing)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/5 "2000-05-11T13:35:47Z")

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Falafel Gizzardbuns, pleased ta meetcha.

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/6 "2000-05-11T13:37:14Z")

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_Snotty BananaFanny_

Thats pretty funny, but then again I’m easily amused. 😃

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**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/7 "2000-05-11T13:37:15Z")

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Otherwise known as Stinky Pizzasniffer.

Yeah, it’s news to me, too.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/8 "2000-05-11T13:41:49Z")

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Ugh. I’m Crusty Lizardbuns.

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/9 "2000-05-11T13:42:05Z")

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Mr Snotty Pizzachunks Esq.

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**Author:** ![Bubble\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c0e974/32.png) [@Bubble\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bubble_Girl)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/10 "2000-05-11T14:00:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Snotty BananaFanny
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> Thats pretty funny, but then again I’m easily amused 😃

_Oops!_ That was supposed to be my name. Sorry Sealemon

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**Author:** ![Milossarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Milossarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Milossarian)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/11 "2000-05-11T14:07:48Z")

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Flunky BananaBrains, on the case.

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**Author:** ![Ceejaytee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ceejaytee/32/2956_2.png) [@Ceejaytee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ceejaytee)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/12 "2000-05-11T14:14:03Z")

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Buttercup Pizzapants, feeling good.

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**Author:** ![WIGGUM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ce7236/32.png) [@WIGGUM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WIGGUM)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/13 "2000-05-11T14:25:23Z")

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Hmm, “Poopsie Giggletush”. I like it. I can almost hear my students referring to me as “Mr. Giggletush”.

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**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/14 "2000-05-11T14:31:14Z")

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Poopsie Barfbrains, at your service.

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**Author:** ![Tally-Ho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e495f1/32.png) [@Tally-Ho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tally-Ho)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/15 "2000-05-11T14:35:42Z")

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Toiletnose, Buttercup Toiletnose.

Not quite the same ring. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/16 "2000-05-11T14:40:19Z")

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Lumpy Burgerbrain

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Yer pal,  
Satan

_I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
One month, two days, 12 hours, 40 minutes and 13 seconds.  
1301 cigarettes not smoked, saving $162.64.  
Life saved: 4 days, 12 hours, 25 minutes._

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**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/17 "2000-05-11T14:42:32Z")

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Doofus Bubblechunks. Swell.

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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/18 "2000-05-11T14:47:36Z")

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Geeeze…

Lumpy Gigglebrains

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**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/19 "2000-05-11T14:50:37Z")

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I’m **Pinky Pottytush**

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**Author:** ![rackensack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@rackensack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rackensack)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/20 "2000-05-11T14:54:52Z")

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Snotty ChuckleBuns, present and sober.

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