# New Name Game (Long) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223 "2000-05-11T13:23:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/21 "2000-05-11T15:01:58Z")
Poopsie Chucklefanny at your service. That was using my first name not the name I actually go by. HUGS! Sqrl ---
**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/22 "2000-05-11T15:07:53Z")
“Stinky Toiletbreath”? I don’t like this game. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/23 "2000-05-11T15:08:28Z")
Hi, folks. I’m Lumpy Bananabrains, **Mullinator’s** dissolute younger brother. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/24 "2000-05-11T15:11:16Z")
Nicetameecha. I’m Loopy PottyLips. ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/25 "2000-05-11T15:14:41Z")
Loopy Pottylips, nee Pizzafanny ---
**Author:** ![Havoc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Havoc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Havoc)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/26 "2000-05-11T15:18:44Z")
Gidget Gerbilshorts. Love the imagery. ---
**Author:** ![Calredic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@Calredic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Calredic)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/27 "2000-05-11T15:19:06Z")
“Buttercup Wafflechunks?” Sounds like a seasonal menu item at IHOP… –Calredic ---
**Author:** ![SmoothOperator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3bc359/32.png) [@SmoothOperator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmoothOperator)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/28 "2000-05-11T15:19:59Z")
Snotty Wafflebrain here. Don’t let my looks fool you, I have wholes in my head. ---
**Author:** ![struuter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9e5f3/32.png) [@struuter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/struuter)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/29 "2000-05-11T15:41:00Z")
My new moniker can be: Lumpy Barfbrains or Crusty Barfbrains (depending on which version of my name I use) Which one sounds…_gulp_…better? ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/30 "2000-05-11T15:57:38Z")
> [@](#): > > ## quote: > > Snotty BananaFanny > > Thats pretty funny, but then again I’m easily amused > > * * * > > Oops! That was supposed to be my name. Sorry Sealemon Well, you **should** be! I would never have such a silly name! \< sniff…upturned nose \> It’s Crusty PizzaTush. Please refrain from making any such mistakes in the future. I have my dignaty to uphold, ya know. ---
**Author:** ![realidad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@realidad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/realidad)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/31 "2000-05-11T16:04:28Z")
Little sister to Milossarian and Ike - Booger Bananabrain. ---
**Author:** ![realidad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@realidad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/realidad)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/32 "2000-05-11T16:06:28Z")
Little sister to Milossarian and Ike - Booger Bananabrain. ---
**Author:** ![realidad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@realidad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/realidad)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/33 "2000-05-11T16:07:53Z")
Little sister to Milossarian and Ike - Booger Bananabrain. ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/34 "2000-05-11T16:56:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\*Green Bean: > Ugh. I’m Crusty Lizardbuns. Well, I’m your brother, Lumpy Lizardbuns. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/35 "2000-05-11T17:11:03Z")
Loopy Wafflenose. Its a pleasure to meet you. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/36 "2000-05-11T17:22:59Z")
Greetings, I’m **Lumpy Pizzabrains** , nice to meetcha. There are far more surnames ending in Y than I would have thought. ---
**Author:** ![Shadenwawa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3da27b/32.png) [@Shadenwawa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadenwawa)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/37 "2000-05-11T17:26:30Z")
Gidget Barfjuice. Good lord. -S ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/38 "2000-05-11T17:29:07Z")
It is I, Poopsie Hamsterbrains. Has anyone seen my exercise ball? ---
**Author:** ![h\_thur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/db5fbb/32.png) [@h\_thur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/h_thur)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/39 "2000-05-11T17:43:08Z")
The worst so far: Cheeseball Rhinobrain. Cousin to the one-eyed-one-horned-flying-purple-people-eater. ---
**Author:** ![lswote](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lswote/32/5737_2.png) [@lswote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lswote)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/40 "2000-05-11T17:47:19Z")
**Lumpy Wafflenose** at your service. Smarter brother of Loopy Wafflenose. With a nose for the woman in the throes. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223.md?page=3)