# New Name Game (Long) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 11, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223 "2000-05-11T13:23:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/41 "2000-05-11T17:53:31Z")
My name is Poopsie Livershorts and I’ll be your savior today. ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/42 "2000-05-11T17:57:07Z")
Lumpy Pizzashorts at your service. I’m not sure if that’s my name or a description, but either way it works. Keith ---
**Author:** ![Valerieblaise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@Valerieblaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valerieblaise)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/43 "2000-05-11T17:58:24Z")
Squeezit Gigglebrains. Yeah, sounds just like me. ---
**Author:** ![Flutterby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Flutterby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flutterby)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/44 "2000-05-11T18:01:53Z")
> [@](#): > > Lumpy Wafflenose at your service. Smarter brother of Loopy Wafflenose. Lumpy! My long lost little brother! _smacks the back of his head_ You are not smarter then me and since I’m older you have to do what I say. So… just don’t claim to be better then me. Oh and make me a sandwich and lemonade this instant! ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/45 "2000-05-11T18:02:23Z")
This has to be the worst– Snotty Pottychunks is the name, you don’t wanna know the game. ---
**Author:** ![tradesilicon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/439d5e/32.png) [@tradesilicon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tradesilicon)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/46 "2000-05-11T18:02:44Z")
I came to find the plastic surgeon, Lumpy RhynoFanny is the name… ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/47 "2000-05-11T18:05:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Squeezit Gigglebrains. Yeah, sounds just like me. > \*\* Hey, I always wanted a baby sister! Lumpy Gigglebrains ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/48 "2000-05-11T18:36:15Z")
Lumpy Hamsterbrains… Hmmmmm. ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/49 "2000-05-11T18:57:29Z")
“Doofus BananaFanny” here. Stupid younger dessert cousin to Lumpy PizzaShorts. Damn glad to meet ya. ---
**Author:** ![tipiwoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6bbea6/32.png) [@tipiwoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tipiwoo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/50 "2000-05-11T19:10:28Z")
poopsie wafflebrains here. ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/51 "2000-05-11T19:35:00Z")
Here comes… **Snotty Pizzabrains**! Is that really mozzerella? Only his hairdresser knows for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/52 "2000-05-11T20:42:52Z")
I just have to say that for as kindergarten-ish as this thread is, I must give giant kudos to **beagledave** for a highly entertaining 7th post. Poopsie Barfbrains ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/53 "2000-05-11T21:17:04Z")
Well so far I don’t seem to be related to any of you Straight Dopers. That means I could have sex with each and every one of you and it wouldn’t be considered incest! But with a name like **Poopsie Chucklemouth** , I highly doubt any of y’all will be breaking your necks to form a line. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Gazoo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ce73a5/32.png) [@Gazoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazoo)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/54 "2000-05-11T21:25:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Well so far I don’t seem to be related to any of you Straight Dopers. That means I could have sex with each and every one of you and it wouldn’t be considered incest! > > But with a name like **Poopsie Chucklemouth** , I highly doubt any of y’all will be breaking your necks to form a line. 😉 > \*\* Hey, when your name is Snotty Pottychunks, you take it when you can get it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/55 "2000-05-11T21:54:38Z")
Hmmm… Dr. Stinky Bananabutt…I think perhaps I’ll stick to “Dr. S. Bananabutt” on my business cards. More professional that way. ---
**Author:** ![sorrel554](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/91b2a8/32.png) [@sorrel554](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sorrel554)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/56 "2000-05-11T22:14:04Z")
Gidget Wafflepants. So far I don’t think I have any siblings here. ---
**Author:** ![Nacho4Sara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Nacho4Sara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nacho4Sara)\ **Post date:** [May 11, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/57 "2000-05-11T22:22:04Z")
Snotty Gigglebrains at your service! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Geenius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f475e1/32.png) [@Geenius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geenius)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/58 "2000-05-12T00:02:00Z")
Flunky Diaperchunks. I do not like this game. ---
**Author:** ![jjjfishe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/46a35a/32.png) [@jjjfishe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjjfishe)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/59 "2000-05-12T03:41:36Z")
Ms. Poopsie Monkeyhonker here… :o) ---
**Author:** ![brittainy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e4f/32.png) [@brittainy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brittainy)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/60 "2000-05-12T03:47:41Z")
Lumpy Monkeychunks Now if that isn’t a name to be proud of I dont know what is. =) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223.md?page=4)