# New Name Game (Long)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 11, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223 "2000-05-11T13:23:04Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2000, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/61 "2000-05-12T03:50:21Z")

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> Snotty Gigglebrains at your service! 🙂  
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A growing clan, the Gigglebrains!

Cousin Lumpy

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/62 "2000-05-17T03:05:24Z")

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> > Ugh. I’m Crusty Lizardbuns.
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> Well, I’m your brother, Lumpy Lizardbuns.  
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Heck! We must be cousins! Buttercup Lizardtush here!

Man, I think I finally have a sig…

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**Author:** ![TaleraRis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@TaleraRis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TaleraRis)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/63 "2000-05-17T03:09:45Z")

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I proudly admit to being…Buttercup Hamstersniffer.

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**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/64 "2000-05-17T03:17:54Z")

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Poopsie Monkeysniffer

Sounds like I’m the low man on the totem pole at the zoo for crummy jobs.

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**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/65 "2000-05-17T03:23:29Z")

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Peaches is looking for a new username

beagledave: Did you help solve my dilema to find a  
good new username?

Flunky WaffleNose…don’t think so.  
Flunky BubbleBuns…better, but not quite  
ZsaZsaStinkerHumperdink…will that fit within the  
new username allocation? Will someone else have  
these initials?

hmmmmm - the search continues.

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/66 "2000-05-17T03:40:50Z")

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Booger Gizzardnose. Hmmmm, I seem to have a nasal fixation.

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**Author:** ![kiffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/d78d45/32.png) [@kiffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kiffa)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/67 "2000-05-17T03:55:16Z")

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I’ve been meaning to ask: what does your name mean?

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**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/68 "2000-05-17T05:00:03Z")

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Booger = crusty inhabitants of the region Nasalia.  
Gizzard = organ used for grinding food, particularly grains, found in bir…

Oh, you mean brachyrhynchos? Well Sis, it’s from Corvus brachyrhynchos, the American Crow. Meaning something like “bristle-nosed” and refers to the corvid characteristics of having stiff bristles covering the nares.

Just call me BoogerBristle GizzardNose.

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**Author:** ![MagicalSilverKey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@MagicalSilverKey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MagicalSilverKey)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/69 "2000-05-17T05:09:18Z")

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Stinky Bananatush, lol

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**Author:** ![Elthia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e274bd/32.png) [@Elthia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elthia)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/new-name-game-long/19223/70 "2000-05-17T05:29:39Z")

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Since there is no ‘second half’ (syllable) to my last name, I get to be:

Loopy Gerbil.

Yep, I’m Wally’s nemesis! _ROTFL_

-Elthia

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